The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Poetic Chaos]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, everybody you ever shook hands, fist bumped, and high fived with probably jerked off with said hand at some point.

lol thank you for the perspective.

 

[BillPardy]

Well couldn't it be said that every guy you know has probably dropped down for a gal?

 

[enterthemadness]

I confess I sit like a woman while watching tv. Sometimes put a pillow in front of face when watching comedy scenes or stupid ones in tv or movies...and it feels fantastic. Hell, I had ice cream pint when watching my soap one time.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

...so that would make it a two night stand?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Well couldn't it be said that every guy you know has probably dropped down for a gal?

I have at least one guy friend who absolutely refuse to do that. And even so, I'm not gonna be kissing any guys down the road so the weird factor isn't there.

 

[Chris Wallace]

atm i staring at the clock, wishing the time would go faster, *needs thor and cap superbowl spots*

As the Bears weren't playing, I truly cared more about those two clips than anything that was happening on the field. If the Bears HAD been playing, those two clips would have been more important to me than what was happening on the field.

 

[SuperFerret]

I have at least one guy friend who absolutely refuse to do that. And even so, I'm not gonna be kissing any guys down the road so the weird factor isn't there.

Then you probably have at least one girl friend who absolutely refuses to do that also.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Then you probably have at least one girl friend who absolutely refuses to do that also.

Ehh...I have one girl friend who is actually abstinent but still gives handies. If the purest girl I know is still succumbing to one job for guys, I'm sure all the sexually active ones are too.

 

[SuperFerret]

Meet more women then? Or stop worrying about it?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

It's not something I worry about, it's just something weird to think about.

 

[SuperFerret]

1/3 of your poop is dead bacteria. That's also weird to think about.

 

[BillPardy]

1/3 of your poop is dead bacteria. That's also weird to think about.

And fascinating.

GIFSoup

 

[Marx]

1/3 of your poop is dead bacteria. That's also weird to think about.

That's a bit disturbing...

 

[SuperFerret]

Is it disturbing to think that with each flush you wash away more corpses than would be generated by a million Nazi Holocausts?

 

[Darkness Falls]

black swan was the first movie i've ever seen in cinemas with a lesbian sex scene

 

[Marx]

I confess that I didn't realize how...old...Matt Leblanc looks nowadays.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I hate my room mate and I knew I'd clash with him before we moved out(one week left).

Example of his dickary:

I entered the kitchen today, where he was laying on the couch.

To myself: ''I would love a green delicious"'

Him: ''When are you going to wash the ware?''

The ware has built up and it's because all 3 of us living here let it build up, but he claims I used every plate, cup, knife and fork...Funny because I don't drink tea, yet tea cups have tea stains in them.

I had explain to the moron how the unwashed plates, spoons, and various other things were dirty because of everyone here.

He then said: ''I haven't used a plate or anything in a week''

Me: ''Oh yeah, you had pizza, I know because I cleaned the boxes after you''.

He's is currently washing the ware, maybe to make me feel bad? Don't care, I cleaned the ware the past two times.

 

[Marx]

Who calls an apple by their specific type? And what the heck is a 'ware'? Is that some new age way of saying SILVERware? I know I'm not that old.

 

[E-Man]

What is a green delicious?

 

[LOBO3315a]

People in the UK use that vernacular.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess i dont feel like i've done anything today although i got some things knocked off my To Do list

 

[Hound55]

We call apples by type but there's no green delicious here. There's red delicious and golden delicious and those big granny smiths, but no green delicious.

 

[E-Man]

Ya damn Commies and yer funny words!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Who calls an apple by their specific type? And what the heck is a 'ware'? Is that some new age way of saying SILVERware? I know I'm not that old.

I just like saying green delicious, because the apple is green and ever so delicious.

''ware'' is short for dishware, we use this expression here in Ireland.

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess that I didn't realize how...old...Matt Leblanc looks nowadays.

Apparently his hair went gray a long time ago and he was coloring it dark on Friends and just let it go afterwards.