The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Manic]

That's no reason to become a hater. Plenty of people have gotten laid more than me.










*cries and *********es in the corner*

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, I can't understand the logic really. I can't bring myself to hate a celebrity. Either I like them, or I'm indifferent to them. No love, no hate. I save my hate for people that deserve it. Like Vegans, and I save my love for tranny prostitutes.

 

[Marx]

I confess that it always makes me sad to see a book store close.

 

[Harls]

I confess that when I first joined, I was too intimidated to post in the lounge

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that sometimes I feel like I need to say something to keep a conversation going even when it's clear that there's nothing left to say.

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess I am extremely awkward at making small talk. There are only basically two people I can just talk in a relaxed, flowing way with. And oddly enough, they have the same first name.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess there may be a few seeds of bitterness inside my heart still.

 

[Manic]

I don't trust that new German thread. They could be planning something insidious and we'd never know it. Another World War?! A new Hasselhoff album?! The possibilities are endless!

 

[SpideyVille]

I don't trust that new German thread. They could be planning something insidious and we'd never know it. Another World War?! A new Hasselhoff album?! The possibilities are endless!

I confess now I'm scared.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I confess that although I use a great abundance of humour in my ways, I am still a very serious minded person.

I also confess I may sometimes get carried away with the humourous side of things, especially if I am feeling more like myself. But like all things, it must be tempered to a healthy degree.

 

[POWdER-man]

I confess I haven't really felt like myself in ages (in reality at least 4-5 years). This is probably due to the enormous amount of stress and responsibilities I must now bear due to my work. I thought I would be much happier with my decisions but ultimately I deeply regret it.

 

[Harls]

I don't trust that new German thread. They could be planning something insidious and we'd never know it. Another World War?! A new Hasselhoff album?! The possibilities are endless!

It doesn't matter -- German is so hot

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I confess I haven't really felt like myself in ages (in reality at least 4-5 years). This is probably due to the enormous amount of stress and responsibilities I must now bear due to my work. I thought I would be much happier with my decisions but ultimately I deeply regret it.

Speaking for myself, when I first started my job, and I was not used to it, and it was getting to me, it was hard, and I did lose touch with parts of myself from time to time, due to pressure and responsibilities, but, i was still myself. Looking back, that was a walk in the park compared to what I have had to deal with in regards to health problems, and genuinely losing myself due to that. That old saying is true, 'At least you have your health.', because that is the most important thing of all, everything else follows from that.

 

[Mace Dolex]

I confess to having a foot fetish and I like looking at my co-workers feet at work.

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that it's really hard for me to like a woman after sleeping with her. I've been seeing a girl recently and she's an amazing person but even still, after we slept together I can't help but think, "Ok, you can go now."

I can think of only one girl I've still liked after we had sex and I think that was partly because she made me work for it for months. I'm trying really hard to not be like that right now because, like I said, the girl I'm seeing is really nice.

There are a million different possible reasons why it happens running through my head but I think the most probable answer is that I'm just terrified of commitment. I'm so used to being single and doing whatever I want that the alternative is something unknown and frightening to me.

I've talked to a couple guy friends and they say they have the same thing. Which makes me also think that I'm just one of those guys (like said friends) that just aren't made for relationships.

 

[Hound55]

I don't trust that new German thread. They could be planning something insidious and we'd never know it. Another World War?! A new Hasselhoff album?! The possibilities are endless!

I don't like how it's been eyeing off the Polish thread and needling mods that there's no need for two European threads so similar and that they should just merge it...

 

[Manic]

The French thread will no doubt surrender to the German thread, but still have a strong enough resistance to make the German thread's victory seem rather hollow and counter-productive.

 

[Alex The Great]

The Canadian Thread will immediately jump in immediately to defend, and The American Thread will show up only after being forced to do so

 

[Harls]

I confess that some of these confessions frighten me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that it's really hard for me to like a woman after sleeping with her. I've been seeing a girl recently and she's an amazing person but even still, after we slept together I can't help but think, "Ok, you can go now."

I can think of only one girl I've still liked after we had sex and I think that was partly because she made me work for it for months. I'm trying really hard to not be like that right now because, like I said, the girl I'm seeing is really nice.

There are a million different possible reasons why it happens running through my head but I think the most probable answer is that I'm just terrified of commitment. I'm so used to being single and doing whatever I want that the alternative is something unknown and frightening to me.

I've talked to a couple guy friends and they say they have the same thing. Which makes me also think that I'm just one of those guys (like said friends) that just aren't made for relationships.

"I got this, this isn't my first rodeo".

Yeah, never text me again asking for help.

 

[terry78]

I confess that it's really hard for me to like a woman after sleeping with her. I've been seeing a girl recently and she's an amazing person but even still, after we slept together I can't help but think, "Ok, you can go now."

I can think of only one girl I've still liked after we had sex and I think that was partly because she made me work for it for months. I'm trying really hard to not be like that right now because, like I said, the girl I'm seeing is really nice.

There are a million different possible reasons why it happens running through my head but I think the most probable answer is that I'm just terrified of commitment. I'm so used to being single and doing whatever I want that the alternative is something unknown and frightening to me.

I've talked to a couple guy friends and they say they have the same thing. Which makes me also think that I'm just one of those guys (like said friends) that just aren't made for relationships.

Failing to see the wrong in this thought process exactly.

 

[WillardNation]

"I got this, this isn't my first rodeo".

Yeah, never text me again asking for help.

lol If I remember correctly, you don't need me to ask for your help. Actually, I don't remember asking to begin with.

 

[Gunga Diner]

Awkward, funny story.
I moved out of my mom's house this summer. The summer that I lost my virginity. (The two are unrelated to each other, but are independently related to the story). So I cleaned up my entire room and packed everything up except for the furniture.

I'm a guy, so natrually I cram stuff under the bed. Pencils, socks, stuff like that. So my mom has the mover guys come to the house to take all the furniture out. She informs me on the phone that my room is an absolute mess and I need to clean it up. I return to the house to collect what I need to. It's an empty room aside from one lamp on the floor and a wastebasket. In the middle of my room, a perfect rectangle of doghair outlines where my bed used to be. Scattered around that space are a few socks, some coins, a few pencils, some gum.

And an unwrapped Trojan "her pleasure" condom.

If she had previously been under the impression that my "close friend" Olivia and I were just "watching movies" in my room that entire time, she wasn't anymore. And I guess she let me off the hook by never confronting me about it, but the fact that she and (by proxy) my grandmother know about it but haven't said a word about it to me makes me so insanely uncomfortable. I was raised Catholic, so when we did talk about sex, it was within the context of "never have it until you're married." But by the time I hit adolescence, my mom was so wrapped up in job/divorce/selling the house/cancer treatment that she never really talked to me about what I was going through. How could I expect her to? She's been through a lot.

It's created this really uncomfortable distance between us, and I have no intentions of talking to her about sex any time soon. Sometimes I wonder which is worse: Having aggression and tension with your parents that's always in your face and expressed with shouting matches and violence? Or the cold, sterile, awkwardness that comes when your parents internalize everything and never communicate with their kids on an emotional level at all?

 

[Marx]

I confess that I am incredibly stressed out.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that lately, when people approach me to ask for a favor, my answer is almost immediately 'No' before I even hear what they want.