The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Harls]

I confess that I'd really, really like a massage & that I'd also like to sleep for a very long time.

 

[AndThePickles]

I confess that I'd really, really like a massage & that I'd also like to sleep for a very long time.

Amen

 

[Schlosser85]

I'd really like a massage too.

 

[Kane52630]

I confess that I should really find a 2nd job before its too late.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I could desperately use a massage or something to relax me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

in b4 3 pages of sweet nothings between Marx and Schlosser.

I confess that I'm really starting to regret talking to certain people.

 

[Marx]

in b4 3 pages of sweet nothings between Marx and Schlosser.

I confess that I'm really starting to regret talking to certain people.

 

[Harls]

I confess that I could desperately use a massage or something to relax me.

Amen

I'd really like a massage too.

I smell a massage circle/train...?

 

[Kane52630]

Well I was told from others that I do give good massages

 

[Mace Dolex]

I confess that even though my title is customer service rep at the bank I work at I just simply hate talking to people and making small talk to get a sale.

 

[Manic]

I've never been able to beat Minesweeper on Expert mode within 999 seconds, and I've made far too many wild guesses than I'm comfortable with each time.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that sometimes I don't ever see myself becoming the person I want to be.

 

[TinkTonks]

I confess I am *really* loving my new iPad!!! t:

 

[Darkness Falls]

i confess, i just geekasmed cause my local comic store announced they've finally gotten a shipment of batman arkham asylum figures

 

[BillPardy]

I confess that I think I'm going bald. And I don't really care.

 

[Anubis]

Wear a hat.

 

[BillPardy]

Wear a hat.

Exactly lol I look great in a hat, my lady likes me in a hat, and I HATE getting hair cuts...

Revision of confession!

I confess I'm going bald and I'm happy about it t:

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I confess I've been trying to not eat at all.

 

[BillPardy]

I confess I've been trying to not eat at all.

Why not? Thats not excatly healthy.

 

[Anubis]

There are far easier ways to kill yourself. Like late night bestiality raids at the zoo.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Let's not kill ourselves.

 

[BillPardy]

There are far easier ways to kill yourself. Like late night bestiality raids at the zoo.

That sounds easy AND fun.

Seriously if your going to kill yourself you have to be creative, your only going to get to kill yourself once. And if you do something generic then you'll just become a statistic.

Imagine these stats:

Self inflicted gun shot
Number of deaths: 16,869

Hanging
Number of deaths: 6,198

Over dose

Number of deaths: 5,191

Threw self into jet turbine
Number of deaths: 1

 

[samsnee]

My boss sent me an email today with another annoying request. I forwarded it a co-worker with commentary "Ugh really, she's asking for this now when I've been doing this for 2 years without her?". Well, at least I thought I had sent it to my co-worker. One guess who it got sent to.

 

[Harls]

That's not very funny :|

 

[samsnee]

Not right now but hopefully 6 months from now after more time has passed.