The Merc with the Lounge - - - - Part 166

[Spider-Aziz]

Anyone above the age of 15 doing April fools jokes should be shot.

That's extreme.
But yeah, that tradition sucks.

 

[KevanG]

I like the 90's Spawn movie. It was pretty good. Considering the comic movies we had at the time, it was awesome. The cartoon is badass as hell though.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Word is that MacFarlane's talking with Clive Barker and David Lynch about that Spawn movie that's been the in the works. Last i heard, it was the horror-esque idea where Sam and Twitch would be the main characters investigating Spawn's murders. I don't like this idea, but Barker and Lynch sound legit.

Krytpin: First episode of your podcast is solid. Biggest thing you have to worry about is dead air and lots of "uhhhs." There's a few in there about an hour in where yall are talking about Civil War and Iron Man. Otherwise, well organized. 8/10. Took off a couple for the "uhhhs."

"Uhh..."


KRYPTON INC. 2016

 

[Victarion]

Yeah, the cartoon is where I cut my teeth on superheroes, so to speak. Very fond of it.

 

[KevanG]

I've done one April Fools joke and it's on the Hype. It's tradition so I figured it was my turn since no one else had done it yet.

I doubt I'll do any more this year. Mine are either too mean or not funny. The too mean ones are hilarious to me but would get people mad at me so I don't bother.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spidey's favorite weapon... Rubber watermelons.

 

[KevanG]

Maybe they were made out of webbing.

He made a boat out of it once. It had a working propeller.

 

[Reek]

Anyone above the age of 15 doing April fools jokes should be shot.

That's extreme.
But yeah, that tradition sucks.

Hold on and give me about 15 minutes...

I need a cork screw... an apple... tin foil... some tacos... and about 19 feet of barbed wire and a baseball bat..

Folks.. this may get graphic... this may ruin your day... but someone HAS to dig the sticks out of asses. And I promise you... the dawn is coming.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Maybe they were made out of webbing.

He made a boat out of it once. It had a working propeller.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hold on and give me about 15 minutes...

I need a cork screw... an apple... tin foil... some tacos... and about 19 feet of barbed wire and a baseball bat..

Folks.. this may get graphic... this may ruin your day... but someone HAS to dig the sticks out of asses. And I promise you... the dawn is coming.

How Reek imagine things will go.

 

[FrozenBanana00]

Thank god its the start of the weekend as soon as the clock hits 5pm. Can't wait to get outta here.

 

[C. Lee]

Hell yes. Speaking of - is that Cabal Cut of Nightbreed out yet?
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I watched the director's cut on Netflix 2 days ago.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I love my job, started off this morning with a twerk mix and now I'm listening to Weird Al's greatest hits. I can listen to any damn thing I want. It's fantastic.

 

[Victarion]

Aziz is aggro today.

Thanks, C. I found NIGHTBREED on youtube back in 2010. Completely random, but I watched a segment, thought it looked interesting and kept going. Enjoyed it.

 

[Volshe]

I love my job, started off this morning with a twerk mix and now I'm listening to Weird Al's greatest hits. I can listen to any damn thing I want. It's fantastic.

What exactly is a "twerk mix"?

 

[Victarion]

It makes pretty girls shake their booties. I guess he jockeys discs.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz is aggro today.

Aggro?
If that means I'm a bit feisty, not my first time.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

What exactly is a "twerk mix"?

It makes pretty girls shake their booties. I guess he jockeys discs.

Twerk music is a variation of Trap music which is an evolved form of breaks with a heavy hip hop influence and a reliance on copious amounts of bass and hi-hats.

Bass music always gets everyones shaking their booties, it's just natural. The human brain is designed to be fond of bass.

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As that video proves you can make a bass heavy twerk remix out of almost anything. A lot of producers like twerk because it tends to be at 100 BPM which makes remixing pretty simple compared to other genres that tend to stay around 128-130 which can prove difficult with vocals depending on the original BPM.

 

[ernesth100]

So now my original forum TK seems down. I'm hoping its an april fools joke, I have like 40 stories saved there.

 

[Guts]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This Spidey is a killah.
And people complain that manga Spider-Man is a *****e who kills people.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't think most have even seen manga Spidey.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't think most have even seen manga Spidey.

I saw some chapters of the English translation, and I'm not sure whether some panels were dropped in translation, or if there was a dumb skip of scenes since the get go.
If you tried to read, a number of scenes skipped will make you scratch your head, and lose interest in trying to see if he really is as *****ey in the manga as reputed to to be.

 

[Guts]

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