The Merc with the Lounge - - - - - - Part 168

[jokesonm3]

Jokes has a perfectly healthy liver. Just saiyan.

Ain't nobody touching my liver without coughing up some complimentary greens for it.

 

[Victarion]

Words are wind, and the only good wind is that which fills our sails.

Here's your greens.

 

[squeekness]

I like liver with a bit of bacon and onion.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Kev's liver won't be that tender Squeeks.

 

[jokesonm3]

Here's your greens.

Oh a wise guy eh?

 

[Greens]

Snyder is coming for you, jokes.

Don't look out your window.

 

[squeekness]

Kev's liver won't be that tender Squeeks.

I'll get one of those meat hammers and pound the crap out of it.

 

[jokesonm3]

Snyder is coming for you, jokes.

Don't look out your window.

I'll shine a bright light on his eyes then.

Since he hates light films after all.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'll shine a bright light on his eyes then.

Since he hates light films after all.

You want to make him blind?

 

[Victarion]

You gotta pay the Snyder toll if you wanna destroy Jokes' soul
Snyder toll
Snyder toll
You gotta pay the Snyder toll to get into Jokes' thorax and get his liver

 

[jokesonm3]

You want to make him blind?

No but show him that light hearted films arent that bad.

You gotta pay the Snyder toll if you wanna destroy Jokes' soul
Snyder toll
Snyder toll
You gotta pay the Snyder toll to get into Jokes' thorax and get his liver

 

[KevanG]

I'll get one of those meat hammers and pound the crap out of it.

Squeeks! Leave my meats alone. No one pounds my meats without permission!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Squeeks! Leave my meats alone. No one pounds my meats without permission!

You had a perfectly good opportunity to do a joke about the size of your meat hammer Kev and you let it get away... It's like I don't even know who you are any more.

 

[KevanG]

Well Squeeks was talking about hers and I don't like to brag.

 

[Victarion]

Reek has a liver. Just saiyan.

 

[KevanG]

I don't think Reek has a Sayian liver.

 

[Victarion]

Only one way to find out.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Squeeks! Leave my meats alone. No one pounds my meats without five bucks.!

Edited for accuracy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Reek has a liver. Just saiyan.

Let's just say... Reek has made sure nobody would want his liver and leave it at that.

 

[KevanG]

Edited for accuracy.

At least I don't get paid in cheeseburgers like some people...

(File photo of Pinky outside a certain trailer park)

 

[Pink Ranger]

At least I don't get paid in cheeseburgers like some people...

(File photo of Pinky outside a certain trailer park)

Actually, that's my "before" picture ...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Actually, that's my "before" picture ...

"Before" you bought a shirt?

 

[Fallen Angel]

Pinky darlin' ever heard of waxing?

 

[Victarion]

Let's just say... Reek has made sure nobody would want his liver and leave it at that.

Not directly related, unless I were using profits from selling Reek's liver to pay for this, but I've got Deadshot: Beginnings coming by post. A review for Suicide Squad vol 3 suggested that the storyline in this Deadshot comic is best read prior to SS vol 3. Its by Ostrander so it should be good.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No but show him that light hearted films arent that bad.

Not sure how your plan works.
Dark is good, as long at serves the story.
Sorry for not playing along with your joke.
And this post feels like a haiku.