The Merc with the Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

Some would say I'm preventing the eventual production of guns by doing that. Say what you will about the feudal system and the inherent brutality that comes with that form of society, but it does keep the crime rate down. Do you know how many liquor stores were held up at the Dreadfort last year? None.

Indeed... but how many more liquor stores could you have in Westeros, along with so many other taxable forms of commerce as well as effect better standards of living with an industrial revolution. Sure, White Walkers are a threat now... But just let Old Painless out that bag and undead or not, I am thinking... Problem solved.

 

[Roose Bolton]

The only problem with that, is that as beings of pure ice they technically can't "bleed", thus Arnold's First Law doesn't apply.

 

[Guts]

The only problem with that, is that as beings of pure ice they technically can't "bleed", thus Arnold's First Law doesn't apply.

If you can't beat them, join them.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I thought his first law was "Your clothes, give them to me".

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The only problem with that, is that as beings of pure ice they technically can't "bleed", thus Arnold's First Law doesn't apply.

The first law is always supported by the second thought...

Kill it with FIRE!

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[KRYPTON INC.]

I thought his first law was "Your clothes, give them to me".

Only when dealing with the house hold help.

 

[Reek]

The first rule of the Dreadfort....You don't talk about the Dreadfort.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The first rule of the Dreadfort....You don't talk about the Dreadfort.

Well you CAN'T talk about the Dreadfort after the Boltons are done with you, so it's a bit moot.

 

[dude stannis]

Arnold is too busy chasing after Daenerys in Mereen.

 

[Victarion]

Did you guys know that Reek is a resleeved UN envoy that's been building an army of cripples, bastards, and broken things for the eventual war against the Dark Court, the lizards and their dragon-thralls?

The molemen are potatoes compared to what Reek's prepping for.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Did you guys know that Reek is a resleeved UN envoy that's been building an army of cripples, bastards, and broken things for the eventual war against the Dark Court, the lizards and their dragon-thralls?

The molemen are potatoes compared to what Reek's prepping for.

The Mole Men may in fact BE potatoes. The lab results have always been inconclusive.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Arnold is too busy chasing after Daenerys in Mereen.

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[dude stannis]

He will sail the Dothraki seas.

 

[Victarion]

7 prisoners set on fire and set adrift. Clever little fire zombie.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He will sail the Dothraki seas.

Different Cimmerian maybe? The Sea Horse that Mounts the World?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[dude stannis]

Different Cimmerian maybe? The Sea Horse that Mounts the World?

"When two Cimmerians go after the same prey, they usually end up stabbing each other in the back."

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"When two Cimmerians go after the same prey, they usually end up stabbing each other in the back."

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[Guts]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Scotty's instant resurrection probably sent those androids into some sort of object non permanence logical Mobius loop.

 

[Reek]

Did you guys know that Reek is a resleeved UN envoy that's been building an army of cripples, bastards, and broken things for the eventual war against the Dark Court, the lizards and their dragon-thralls?

The molemen are potatoes compared to what Reek's prepping for.

The Mole Men may in fact BE potatoes. The lab results have always been inconclusive.

You people have no idea what I am capable of...

Go on... piss me off. I could strangle you both without changing a shade.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Like a lamp shade or a, window shade or...? Help me out here.

 

[Guts]

 

[ComicChick]

getting up at 9pm for a 4am shift was not a great idea

 

[dude stannis]

Have some special alone time and go back to sleep.