The Merc with the Lounge

[Reek]

he...he killed the GOOMBA. the son of a *****

 

[Guts]

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[KRYPTON INC.]

Hi Krypton.

j3. (nods curtly takes sip of Jim Bean from shot glass)

Hello, Miguel Prado.

(Immediately spits out Jim Beam) Reek... I thought you were dead!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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Want to know something strange? That actor actually it seems had the "pants" he was wearing on backwards. The lower half of Torgo was supposed to be goat legs and the costuming had an under-structure that was to give that impression, that Torgo had a satyr body as it were. But the actor had the contraption on backwards the entire shoot. Ironically I heard he developed an actual physical problem because of it and he ending up a drug addict to deal with the pain. Could be apocryphal but that is one story I heard.

 

[Reek]

I ain't afraid of no ghost.... unless its Melissa.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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[Reek]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That gif is... It's way more disturbing now let's just say.

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[Reek]

You should see the rest of that scene..... wow...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You should see the rest of that scene..... wow...

He ends up with a special "drink" or something right? Like he's the neighborhood drunk and his beer/liquor gets a hunk of the meteor in it or something? It's been a LONG time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Blankman V Meteor Man:[YT]kMizWFDbx7w[/YT]

 

[Victarion]

Wait, is Maooz still M.I.A.?

No, I saw Short Moose hanging around earlier.

 

[Reek]

He ends up with a special "drink" or something right? Like he's the neighborhood drunk and his beer/liquor gets a hunk of the meteor in it or something? It's been a LONG time.

No he had a chunk of meteor first and magically makes coffee lol. James Earl Jones is also in the movie.

The rest of that scene involves him... making the sugar shake... you can imagine the motion.

 

[Guts]

Want to know something strange? That actor actually it seems had the "pants" he was wearing on backwards. The lower half of Torgo was supposed to be goat legs and the costuming had an under-structure that was to give that impression, that Torgo had a satyr body as it were. But the actor had the contraption on backwards the entire shoot. Ironically I heard he developed an actual physical problem because of it and he ending up a drug addict to deal with the pain. Could be apocryphal but that is one story I heard.

I also read that the actor that played the Master made the goat legs prosthetic. Kinda seems like they were pranking him if he was wearing it backwards the whole time and nobody told him.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

No he had a chunk of meteor first and magically makes coffee lol. James Earl Jones is also in the movie.

The rest of that scene involves him... making the sugar shake... you can imagine the motion.

 

[Reek]

the thread title "Bill Cosby is a rapist" may be my favorite.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

the thread title "Bill Cosby is a rapist" may be my favorite.

The 21s Century, where my childhood decided to die an ignoble death.

 

[Reek]

You know what pisses me off? When someone hangs something on a wall, or puts up a door, etc etc... and doesn't drill the hole out so the screw goes in wrong.

There's a joke here... but i hate those people.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sounds like Reek has a... screw loose?

 

[Reek]

squeal piggy!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Sawyer]

https://***********/UNTRESOR/status/697766676780208130

Brandon
‏@UNTRESOR
Every morning I swallow a condom full of coffee which explodes in my stomach mid-afternoon for a vital energy boost.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That's the excuse I give for why I have so many boxes of condoms in my apartment.

 

[Reek]

Condoms are for sailors, baby.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Condoms are for sailors, baby.

The Iron Born carry like, sheepskin dealies, or what?