The missing porkchop

Lunar_Wolf

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It was an adventurous day. Got a new bike, bought some new Transformers, bought a nice apple and pork chops. The delicious meat whispered to me ''buy me'' so I did. When I looked at the package it said 4 pork chops. Without focusing much on the purchase in hand I grabbed the packet and I was on my way home.

Just as I was putting the pork chops in the fridge I noticed that there was only 3 pork chops in the package. How could this have happened? Who packaged this? The 3 pork chops glared back at me, giving me the look as to say ''you've been ****ed over buddy''.

I hope the person who packaged the chops of meat gets fired and gets tossed to the streets were he must fight hobos for rat scrapes.
 
It was an adventurous day. Got a new bike, bought some new Transformers, bought a nice apple and pork chops. The delicious meat whispered to me ''buy me'' so I did. When I looked at the package it said 4 pork chops. Without focusing much on the purchase in hand I grabbed the packet and I was on my way home.

Just as I was putting the pork chops in the fridge I noticed that there was only 3 pork chops in the package. How could this have happened? Who packaged this? The 3 pork chops glared back at me, giving me the look as to say ''you've been ****ed over buddy''.

I hope the person who packaged the chops of meat gets fired and gets tossed to the streets were he must fight hobos for rat scrapes.

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Confessions of a Dangerous Belly
 
Back in my day when someone says they were "hiding the porkchop" it had a different meaning altogether! :oldrazz:
 
I ATE YOUR PORKCHOP! i ATE IT UP!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!
 
I know where the missing porkchop has gone. To find it, you must look in the mirror!! Now do the truffle shuffle :o
I'll do the truffle shuffle when you stop sucking on your mommas **** and slit your wrists.
 
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LOL....did you just try post an image off your local machine? :pal:
 

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