I just ate The Baconator

[Alex The Great]

Come to the Vortex in Atlanta and try the Double Bypass burger, made with three fried eggs, four slices of American cheese, and five slices of bacon, with two grilled cheese sandwiches replacing the buns.

It is almost heaven on a plate.

Oh....my

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Saw that thing on Man vs Food. ATL is def on my "to visit" list b/c of Vortex and Gladys Knight's Chicken&Waffles place

 

[Cmill216]

How do you survive that Bypass burger?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

How do you survive that Bypass burger?

They keep defibrilators in the supply closet.

 

[Double Down]

The tater tots add a touch of class.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

It's better with the chili cheddar cheese bacon fries.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I think it's the pickle that makes it classy

 

[Immortalfire]

Whats Turkey Bacon?

Bacon made from turkey meat. It's awesome.

 

[Nirvana]

Any burger that has bacon and a fried egg is awesome.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Any burger that has bacon and a fried egg is awesome.

It's like getting breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in the same bite. It's time travel on a plate.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How do you survive that Bypass burger?

Deep breaths

Bacon made from turkey meat. It's awesome.

I still don't understand these words man

 

[Immortalfire]

I'll tell Pickles about it, then you will.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha, she knows not to insult me like that.

 

[AndThePickles]

Spoons only eats swine. Even my superior intellect can't prove to him that turkey bacon can be decent


Honestly, I prefer bacon bacon, too, even though it's more unhealthy

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Spoons only eats swine. Even my superior intellect can't prove to him that turkey bacon can be decent


Honestly, I prefer bacon bacon, too, even though it's more unhealthy

If it's so unhealthy, God wouldn't have given it such good flavor and made it so enjoyable to eat.

 

[BlackLantern]

How do you survive that Bypass burger?

....by having testicles

 

[DDS]

[YT]CaK9bjLy3v4[/YT]

 

[Cmill216]

....by having testicles

Testicles aren't going to stop your heart from exploding.

 

[SsM]

Turkey bacon is a poor substitute for real bacon.


What do you get for eating this Bypass burger???? How expensive is it ._.

 

[Master Chief]

Pigs are anatomically the most like humans. So. Like. I always think bacon is what human flesh tastes like, so I have trouble eating it unless it's like, on top of beef and smothered in all kinds of other toppings.

 

[Timstuff]

Only one way to fix that problem...

[blackout]Eat human flesh, so you know that it tastes nothing like pork.[/blackout]

 

[knowsbleed]

[blackout]Eat human flesh, so you know that it tastes nothing like pork.[/blackout]

I really don't see what's so taboo about this. I'd do it.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Come to the Vortex in Atlanta and try the Double Bypass burger, made with three fried eggs, four slices of American cheese, and five slices of bacon, with two grilled cheese sandwiches replacing the buns.

It is almost heaven on a plate.

I'm not sure if that counts as a burger. I mean, isn't the point of a burger is to have a whole bunch of stuff that can fit in your hand? How can you even hold it in one hand? Hell, how can you hold it without it clogging your arteries from sheer physical contact?

I'm driven to tears....and have wood....all at the same time

...That's...a mental image I never needed to have.

Heh.

"Bibbity bobbity BACON!"

t:

 

[arachnid-guy]

Oy that is insane

 

[Timstuff]

And yet insanely awesome. On Facebook, I am registered as a fan of bacon.

This is hardcore baconage!