The Official COMBAT CHAMBER Thread

[kytrigger]

okay, first off everyone kills leatherface right off the bat because he's only 5'11 and the rest are really huge. Then, Freddy reminds Mike Myers that his arch nemesis is Jamie Lee Curtis and she's a hermaphrodite, so Myers kills himself. Then it's down to Jason and Freddy, and while Freddy beats all kinds of ass in dreamland, this is in the real world, where he gets ****ed up by random teenagers all the time. Jason would own his ass in the real world and while Kreuger would find a way to come back (they all would) the match would be over by then.

Jason

 

[PemLam]

Jason

 

[3dman27]

q.what does the winner of this match have in common with a member of mystery inc.?
a. the name freddy

 

[Canadian Rider]

By a count of 5-2 ... Jason takes this one ...

I would describe the battle in detail but between the blood, gore and swearing ... it would be BANNED!

"The Combantants appear and while Leatherface starts his chainsaw, Freddy is already running at Jason, who throws his blade and cleaves Michael's head 'clean off', rolling it across the chamber floor, where his body falls and twitches ..."

"Freddie slashes Jason across the chest and tries to spear him, but Jason calmly grabs him by the throat and picks him off the ground, walking him backwards ... where leatherface is more than happy to finish him off ... cutting his head from his body in one fell swing ..."

"Leatherface swings back at Jason, but he uses Freddy's body as a shield and thrusts the bladed hand through Leatherface's mask ..."

"Cutting all the bodies up ... Jason piles them like cordwood and looks up to the chamber ceiling ..."

The chamber quickly sends Jason somewhere else 'cause that dude is Fierce!

Jason takes this special Valentine's Day match! t:

The Chamber is loading ...

 

[jimmy]

I don't think it's fair to include Freddy because he'll always come back. That's just what he does.

But Jason, however, will hack those blokes up like meat. But which Jason are we talking about? The imposture? The Zombie? The original deformed freak?

Michael just runs on evil.

 

[jimmy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I'm too late!

 

[Canadian Rider]

A Chamber, 30 feet wide, circular. 30 Feet high walls. Concrete. No doors. Air mixture same as earth, same gravity. Ceiling is a force field 30 feet covering chamber that cannot be broken.

Only way out is complete victory over opponent by submission or death. Character Bio link beneath their picture if you need more background info.

Walls cannot crumble or crack. No phasing through, floor is solid concrete as well.

The Combatants are dropped in with their standard Weapons and have one hour to prepare for battle:

LET THE COMBAT BEGIN!

Marvel Round 1 Matches 8 to 12!

Colossus vs. Klaw, Human Torch vs. Venom, DareDevil vs. Rhino, Moon-Knight vs. Ultron.

Voting Closes at 9 am Tomorrow!

 

[CanaryFan]

Colossus
Torch
Rhino
Ultron

 

[Canadian Rider]

Colossus
Torch
Rhino
Ultron

All 1-0 ... Thanks CF ...

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Colossus could not hurt Klaw since pounding creates sound which strengthens Klaw so. Klaw, Torch, Rhino, Ultron.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Colossus 1 - Klaw 1
Torch 2
Rhino 2
Ultron 2

 

[CanaryFan]

Colossus could not hurt Klaw since pounding creates sound which strengthens Klaw .

How about grabbing limbs and ripping them off?

 

[Silicon Surfer]

How about grabbing limbs and ripping them off?

Being made of solid sound I don't know whether that is possible or not but Klaw woud be using his sonic blaster while Colossus was trying. I have somewhat more confidence in the sonic blaster working than I do in Colossus being able to dismember Klaw. What are the properties of solid sound?. Is it malleable or rigid? I don't think that they have ever said.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Mister Fantastic defeated Klaw when he radioed the Panther who sent him vibranium knuckles to absorb Klaw’s power, which Reed used to beat him into unconsciousness. The Thing then crushed his sonic-gun arm to disable him and they handed him over to the authorities.

His body can be sliced or destroyed, and it will rematerialize again, whole, at his will.

FYI ... from the Chamber files

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Mister Fantastic defeated Klaw when he radioed the Panther who sent him vibranium knuckles to absorb Klaw’s power, which Reed used to beat him into unconsciousness. The Thing then crushed his sonic-gun arm to disable him and they handed him over to the authorities.

His body can be sliced or destroyed, and it will rematerialize again, whole, at his will.

FYI ... from the Chamber files

Thanks. If Klaw can simply reform himself after any damage then he would make the Hulk and Wolverine look like hemophiliacs. Without vibranium you could not hurt him in any meaningful way.

 

[Canadian Rider]

His gun can be destroyed so he has no offensive weapon at that stage. The opponent would need to be able to withstand that and reach him to "destroy him."

For the purposes of the chamber, Klaw is defeated if he is completely destroyed ...

The question for your analysis is if Klaw's opponent can withstand his sonic attack and reach him ... then find a way to destroy or beat him down ... The Vibranium knuckles would not be a standard weapon for any opponent -- as stated in the rules.

I will consider the input of the voters and perhaps Klaw may be "ineligible" for the Chamber due to his nature ...

 

[CanaryFan]

Thanks. If Klaw can simply reform himself after any damage then he would make the Hulk and Wolverine look like hemophiliacs. Without vibranium you could not hurt him in any meaningful way.

How long does it take him to rematerialise his body. Is it instant or does it take a while?

 

[kytrigger]

Klaw, Human Torch, DD, Ultron

 

[Cyrusbales]

colossus, Venom, Rhino, ultron

 

[Canadian Rider]

How long does it take him to rematerialise his body. Is it instant or does it take a while?

I believe that it takes some time for him to regenerate ... Since people are voting Colossus ... I will leave Klaw in ... t:

 

[Hellstormer]

Klaw
Torch
DD
Moon knight

 

[Canadian Rider]

Colossus 2 Klaw 3
Torch 4 Venom 1
DareDevil 2 Rhino 3
MK 1 Ultron 4

The chamber is waiting for more input ... the moon is setting on the Knight ...

 

[jimmy]

Colossus
Torch -- he only wins because Venom dies with fire.
DareDevil
Ultron

 

[Canadian Rider]

Colossus / Klaw tied at 3-3
Torch 5 Venom 1
Daredevil 3 Rhino 3
Ultron 5 MK 1

 

[Canadian Rider]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I'm too late!

Sorry Jim. Watch for the SNE ... it is going to be epic.

I have a special treat in mind after some great suggestions ... t: