The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Dr Doom]

and where ur collection

 

[Spidey-Bat]

why is that

b/c u have few figures (and in terrible poses might i add) and the rest of your collection is crap memorabilia. Cereal boxes? lolipops? Get with the program. Figures and Comics are the only things worth collecting.

 

[ElectroFlare]

your life?
are you joking or not? Becuase that's sad..

Well, I'm 18, its 8:30 on a saturday night...take a guess...

 

[Golgo-13]

Here's a quicky:

I used to pee my bed until i was about 10 years old! My mom used to get really pissed (no pun intended) as she'd have to change my sheets daily. I wore a diaper up until i was 8!

 

[PrimeObjective]

Im actually white! ashshshshs

 

[Hobgoblin]

I saw my roommate having sex with some chick two nights ago when he thought I was asleep. It was like free porn. Just wish that I saw more of her and less of him. She didnt take her shirt off! No, I didnt jerk myself.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

When i was little, (like 5 maybe), i used to have a problem with bladder control at night. One night, i had a lot to drink. i pissed my bed so much, that it a little bit went into the mattress. i called my mom, she was like "oh...my....god....". It was like 4am. I was so wet i took a bath.

 

[Golgo-13]

I saw my roommate having sex with some chick two nights ago when he thought I was asleep. It was like free porn. Just wish that I saw more of her and less of him. She didnt take her shirt off! No, I didnt jerk myself.

.....RRRIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!

 

[Hobgoblin]

.....RRRIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!

I didnt!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I didnt!

It's alright if you jerked while watching a live menage a trois.

 

[caretaker14]

It's alright if you jerked while watching a live menage a trois.

SB10 is correct. I would've... I guess.

 

[Dr Doom]

When I was little and didnt know it was wrong, i slept with my cousin.

 

[Darko]

That was a secret best kept to yourself.........

 

[Dr Doom]

Why, I tought this thread was for sharing secrets.

 

[Darko]

I was joking.

Back in the day though, people slept with their relatives all the time, so I guess you COULD just say it's not a big deal......well.....geez.....any dramatic changes since you figured out that it was wrong????

 

[JokerFish]

I knew watched porn when i was 5 and didnt know what it was.Only knew it was funny.........

now i know........

 

[Dr Doom]

Yeah, now the sex is even better. Its that whole forbidden fruit angle.

 

[Golgo-13]

I once ate 10 snicker bars all at one time when i was 12. I got so sick, that to this very day, the smell or sight of anything that even remotely smells like snickers makes me sick to my stomach and instantly nauseous..i call snickers my 'kryptonite'!

 

[thebat7]

That reminds me of a story from my youth. Back when I was about 5 or 6 I had been pigging out on oreo's and red Kool-Aid. Well, needless to say I got sick and puked up the nastiest, foulest stuff in the world. Imagine all the wet, black oreo mixed in with the deep red of the Kool-Aid. My mom was freaking out because it looked like blood. I laugh about it now, but it must have looked like I had ebola or something.

-BATS

 

[Equint77]

when I was little I went into someone's drawer in my house and mistaked ex-lax for kit kat bars....

needless to say I dropped about 30 lbs that day...

 

[Spidey-Bat]

That reminds me of a story from my youth. Back when I was about 5 or 6 I had been pigging out on oreo's and red Kool-Aid. Well, needless to say I got sick and puked up the nastiest, foulest stuff in the world. Imagine all the wet, black oreo mixed in with the deep red of the Kool-Aid. My mom was freaking out because it looked like blood. I laugh about it now, but it must have looked like I had ebola or something.

-BATS

my mom told me that ur blood can look like coffee grounds when u cough it up. And crunched oreos look like coffee grounds.

 

[Herr Logan]

Blood can look like coffee grounds when it comes out the other end of your digestive tract as well...
Speaking of which, you'll have to excuse me for a few minutes.

 

[Abaddon]

 

[Dr Doom]

 

[Herr Logan]

The scary thing is, before I learned the joys of ulcerative colitis, my friend and I actually had a term for a bowl full o' bloody feces: Lumberjack Surprise.

Don't ask what the logic behind that is. It's something for scholars to debate for ages to come.