The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

I really am that hot asian chick. I just faked my "revelation" so that horny guys would stop bothering me. :D



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I confess to wondering what my hot cousin looks like naked..am i so wrong?...I THINK NOT!
 
Me and my cousin when we where like 8 did the i'll show you mine if you show me yours thing.

One night when i was in boy scouts we saw a guy across the street get a pole shoved through his head cops and ambulance came and left and the guys that did it came back and continued to play basketball.

I once had a girl that only called me when she wanted to make out and get felt up which i was completely cool with...until i developed real feelings and she didn't.

This thread rocks!
 
RAMORE said:
I once had a girl that only called me when she wanted to make out and get felt up which i was completely cool with...until i developed real feelings and she didn't.

YOU IDIOT! YOU LET THAT GET AWAY!?
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when I was in HS I helped a friend out by storing ounces of coke in my house... really really stupid on my part.
 
Golgo13:The Hitman said:
I confess to wondering what my hot cousin looks like naked..am i so wrong?...I THINK NOT!

Me too. I wondered the same thing but I felt bad afterward.
 
Well electroflare it was fun at first but then it sucked.
 
By the way check the woulda shoulda coulda thread i started there is another story about the same girl there.
 
Ah...I was mostly joking in my reply anyway...I can see the reasoning behind it...
 
I had sex with my girlfriend's sister.

It was drunk sex... so I dont really remember it. :(
 
Webmistress_O4 said:
I'm addicted to caffine even worse than many people are to cigarettes :(. But at least Pepsi doesn't give you lung cancer.
Kidney stones suck as bad as lung cancer.
 
davsin50 said:
I had sex with my girlfriend's sister.

It was drunk sex... so I dont really remember it. :(
If you were that drunk, are sure it wasn't her brother you had sex with? :eek:
 
My secret - I'm still not over him *sadly..*grr* *hates self*
 
I pay random people to get alcohol for me..Not much of a secret but oh well.(im under age)
 
Mr. Edward Hyde said:
One day you're going to ask an off duty cop.
I dont think so cause i tend to be picky on who i chose.
 
I'll give these confession things a try...

One time in school, when I was a lot younger, I had to pee really bad but my teacher wouldn't let me. Then we had some big lesson on neanderthals and the ice age. Our teacher told us to go sneak back to our desks like we were "the hunters during the ice age" sneaking on some prey.(I'm still not sure why she asked this of us). Anyway, the whole time I was dying; I really really had to pee. So while we snuck back to our desks, I lost control of my bladder and out it came. I was wearing shorts that day and it didn't take long for a puddle to appear on the carpet floor. Amazingly though, no one noticed until the end of the day when the teacher saw the puddle....:D
 
Ok, oh god, I can't believe I'm about to admit this...






damn...







Ok, deep breath... here we go... no holding back....
















































I'm not really a robot
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I'm so sorry I lied to you all :(
 
T-800 Model said:
Ok, oh god, I can't believe I'm about to admit this...






damn...







Ok, deep breath... here we go... no holding back....
















































I'm not really a robot
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I'm so sorry I lied to you all :(

WHAT?!



























WHY? Why the lies?






I loved a tin can.....:(
 

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