The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

Because your a gold-digging, homewreching tramp, i take it?
 
Uncle Petunia said:
i take it youre not married or rich?

No but once he got aids from a ****e he slepted with frank sinatra, yes this ****e was very old :(
 
I'm a junior and I liek this freshman... oh my god, she's so cute and smart and nice... I'm seriously digging her... she runs track with me so I see her everyday... and I want to ask her out...
 
I like this girl who is a month younger than me. but what is awkward is that
a) she's my neighbor
b) she's my friend's younger sister
c) she's my 7th grade science teacher's daughter
 
Hmmm... interesting... Spidey-Boy, if she's the Girl Next Door, it should be easy... dude, I'd be so lucky if the girl I'm going after lived next door to me...the fact that she's your friend's younger sister is a different problem. I face t his with my friends' sisters... if you kiss them, it's like you're kissing your friend... but other than that, your set, dude...
 
Im a hopeless loser...


wait thats not a secret every1 knows that.
 
batnkevlar said:
Hmmm... interesting... Spidey-Boy, if she's the Girl Next Door, it should be easy... dude, I'd be so lucky if the girl I'm going after lived next door to me...the fact that she's your friend's younger sister is a different problem. I face t his with my friends' sisters... if you kiss them, it's like you're kissing your friend... but other than that, your set, dude...

it's also very weird that i find her attractive b/c her mom was my teacher.... :(
 
litlgreendude said:
Im a hopeless loser...


wait thats not a secret every1 knows that.

slf pity is stupd, go kil urself.
 
My secret: I'm George W. Bush. No, really, I am. I've just been pretendering to be a Canadianite. And I approve of this post.
 
God I love this thread.

My frends look to me for all sorts of movie news and rumors. What they don't know is that half of the time, I'm making the stuff up on the spot.
 
caretaker14 said:
God I love this thread.

My frends look to me for all sorts of movie news and rumors. What they don't know is that half of the time, I'm making the stuff up on the spot.

you are always making stuff up, you big fat lying bastard!!! :mad:
 
Has anybody ever been racially profiled or harassed by police?

Yes.

Has anybody ever been sexually harrassed(man or woman) on the job, on a sports team or whatever?

Yes.

Has anybody ever been to jail for something they didn't do?

Yes.

Has anybody ever been beaten or molested by their parents?

I'm sure some people have, but I don't want to know about it.
 

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