The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[RAMORE]

I once had a crush on this girls mom. This girl i wanted to date but we always just made out and it never really worked out. Anyways her mom was hot and i always would tell her how beautiful she was and attractive and she would blush and tell me i was crazy and tell me to stop talking like that. Well oneday after a big fight with her daughter i went to confide in her and she was really sweet and told her everything how all her daughter would ever do was make out with me and not date me. She told me that a kiss is special and it mean more than lust and attraction and the temporary and that her daughter didn't understand that. And i was venting and i said i would rather have you... and she said no you want someone younger and i said no i would only want you younger so you would feel more comfortable, i think your sexy right now. She looked at me for the first time i mean really looked at me without pulling away, i guess she was trying to see if i was lying. Then i asked her for a kiss...she looked away and said no. I said can have a hug then she said yes and i moved closer and hugged her for a long time then i whispered in her ear that she felt so good and i asked her if i could kiss her...no. Can i touch you then...yes and i began to touch her like she hadn't been in years! Then i asked again for a kiss she said no, so i said ok take off your clothes or kiss me she smiled and pulled off her pants first, then her shirt, then her bra, then her panties and i was just standing their in awe of this beautiful creature...I swear 5 min must have gone by and i must have been visible excited because she then asked me for a kiss. I smiled and said no...Well then she said give me a kiss or lets put, your excitement to good use. She then deflowered me right there on the living room floor...it was glorious and we never did kiss or speak of it ever again.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

you forgot to start it "Dear Penthouse, I'd never thought this would ever happen to me........"

EDIT: and now your custom title disturbs me to no end.

 

[Erzengel]

Don't we most of the time have to take someone's word at face value? If I told you I slept with Britney Spears (and got treated afterwards) and it actually did happen, how can one prove it on a messageboard.

Of course this is a comic book geek messageboard so even guys with normal sexcapades are not believed.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

well, you sir have offended me, for I did sleep with Britney Spears.
she was great...I asked for a kiss and she said "no"
so I said "then how about you **** my brains out?"
she blushed and said "okay"......we have not spoken since than day.

she touched me like I hadn't been touched in years.

it was great, glorious one might even say.

 

[mercuryfly]

I always wanted to **** my boyfriends brains out and let him eat me out but I never told him about my fantasies. THATS MY SECRET!!

 

[d00r]

I peed on the floor once . . .

I peed on my cousins floor once when iwas a kid, i was so pist off at him i peed on his bedroom floor and blamed his dog.

hah

and i once took a clean pair of his underware and took a sh t and wiped my ass with it and tossed it in his hamper to make it seem like he had a sh tting problem like he needed to wear diapers.

 

[d00r]

door, what was the funniest?--your favorite.

the funniest favorite out of those 3? probably the driving through the puddle cause it was something out of a movie it was that ridiculus. it was amazing.

 

[Alexia Dark]

I used to wear glasses, but I got contacts on Thursday. Woo-hoo!

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

Well i fantasise about having it with girls from other countries and over the pool table.

My favourite chat up line is "I play pool. You dont seem to be very good at it how would you like me to teach you. Then i pull out my cue and ask them if they want to feel my shaft. He He

But then again im just looking to settle down somewhere in the states or canada.

 

[Mara Jade]

I have a crush on somebody!!! *runs away like a little school girl*

 

[Erzengel]

I always wanted to **** my boyfriends brains out and let him eat me out but I never told him about my fantasies. THATS MY SECRET!!

I was going to say why is that a big deal? Then I saw how old you were.

 

[Erzengel]

I have a crush on somebody!!! *runs away like a little school girl*

If it's Luke Skywalker I know already, I read the book.

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

What about you erzengel whats your fantasies

 

[Erzengel]

What about you erzengel whats your fantasies

Aside from a 3-some, there's not much I haven't done to warrant it's own fantasy.

As geeky as this sounds, I wouldn't mind having a woman dress up like Supergirl or something.

There are websites I bought costumes for several women before, for example school girl and red riding hood. It adds a lil something to the bedroom.

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

cool i'll have to try that one

 

[Mara Jade]

If it's Luke Skywalker I know already, I read the book.

hahahha he's actually a close friend of mine and its really awkward cuz we both have feelings for each other but just got out of relationships ugh so we are waiting but in the meantime he isn't even speaking to me normally when we are alone...but everything is fine when we are in a group

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

Well if you want my opinion you should let him come to you.

He will eventually/ her pending on what you are chasing.

What age are most of you on this foum anyway.

Im 19 if you must ask.

 

[Erzengel]

hahahha he's actually a close friend of mine and its really awkward cuz we both have feelings for each other but just got out of relationships ugh so we are waiting but in the meantime he isn't even speaking to me normally when we are alone...but everything is fine when we are in a group

You are going to be 20 this year? I'm assuming he is your age or older? Why can't he speak to you when you two are alone?

 

[Mara Jade]

Well if you want my opinion you should let him come to you.

He will eventually/ her pending on what you are chasing.

What age are most of you on this foum anyway.

Im 19 if you must ask.

I'm a chick he's a guy lol
I'm 20

 

[Mara Jade]

You are going to be 20 this year? I'm assuming he is your age or older? Why can't he speak to you when you two are alone?

I'm 20 he's 19...I dunno we used to be the closest of friends whenever I try to IM him he gives me one word answers and we used to talk and talk...we go running together but I'm thinking of stopping and letting him appraoch me when he is ready--what i really would love is to sit his ass down and talk to him i hate games

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

well what you should do is try and get him and you on your own and make a move.

trust me

 

[Silver Sable]

Here's my secret.My 1st love happened in 2nd and it was with a black boy

 

[DOG LIPS]

Here's my secret.My 1st love happened in 2nd and it was with a black boy

That's hawt.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm 20 he's 19...I dunno we used to be the closest of friends whenever I try to IM him he gives me one word answers and we used to talk and talk...we go running together but I'm thinking of stopping and letting him appraoch me when he is ready--what i really would love is to sit his ass down and talk to him i hate games

Games are somewhat of a necessary evil in some circumstances. It's weird that you both are single yet you are waiting? Is there an appropriate time frame you think he is waiting for? Maybe he's not over his last girlfriend? I remember my first relationship and after we broke up, I found solice with another soon to be girlfriend. However, the first girlfriend was still on my mind.

Or maybe he's just plain weird.

 

[Mara Jade]

Here's my secret.My 1st love happened in 2nd and it was with a black boy

2nd grade?