The official "Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess" review thread. First review inside!

[블라스]

EGM will probably give it a 8.3 or something. A game getting a perfect score now is very rare. People have become more fanboyish than they were 10 years ago when Ocarina of Time came out.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

They gave TP a 10/10.

 

[Not Jake]

Game Informer's dread review.

http://www.gameinformer.com/NR/exeres/E9CD9493-4C3A-4FB9-BF2E-7A1E9E157B9E.htm


















...I know you were worried, but it's a 10. With a 10 second opinion.


GRACE MY PRESENCE OR KILL ME NOW

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Thanks for updating the main page, Gammy.

 

[블라스]

No problem, teh Pooh Bear was right, I was sloppy

 

[Kipobe]

I like it sloppy.

 

[블라스]

Why?

 

[Kipobe]

"it"

 

[블라스]

"?"

 

[Kipobe]

Everyone else gets it.

 

[Kipobe]

Also, first "bad" review for Twilight Princess... Gamespot gives it an 8.8

Stupid bastards....

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/thelegendofzelda/index.html

 

[블라스]

"gets"?

 

[Kipobe]

Oh, I am so gonna **** fat Jeff up.

 

[블라스]

Also, first "bad" review for Twilight Princess... Gamespot gives it an 8.8

Stupid bastards....

http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/thelegendofzelda/index.html

Of course, it's stupid ass clown "I'm cool because I go against what everyone says and also I'm too good for videogames" fat Jeff

I am NOT posting this review in the first post

God, I f****ing hate that fat bastard.

 

[Not Jake]

Well I was right about my high-8 comment, just wrong about from whence it came

Fat fookin' Jeff is hating on the Wii pretty hardcore. Lowest Zelda and Excite Truck scores.

 

[블라스]

He doesn't matter.
He has never done anythng right in his life and he's the worst kind of fanboy there is....that one that thinks he's too cool for the rest of humanity.
**** him and his opinions.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Of course, it's stupid ass clown "I'm cool because I go against what everyone says and also I'm too good for videogames" fat Jeff

I am NOT posting this review in the first post

God, I f****ing hate that fat bastard.

I don't understand. I read through the review, but it's essentially one giant summary on the first dungeon. It even said so in the concluding paragraph. I have no clue what they're doing, but this isn't their "final" review.

EDIT: Nevermind. I clicked on the wrong review link.

But they are usually trash anyway.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

-sigh- DAMN FYE keeping me from getting the money to buy this game with their new confangled rules.

 

[블라스]

I don't understand. I read through the review, but it's essentially one giant summary on the first dungeon. It even said so in the concluding paragraph. I have no clue what they're doing, but this isn't their "final" review.

But they are usually trash anyway.

Also, he just HAD to go back to the MEGA-CLICHE "In the end, it's a game that doesn't do anything different from the....blah, blah, blah, more ******ed stuff"

This guy obviously hates games, he should just quit and go to Alaska.

 

[TheGrayGhost]

Hmm. Looking at GameSpot's history (which is fourth tier gaming site at best), they've given some of the best games in the industry controversial scores. They gave Majora's Mask 8.3. Take a look at this:

OK, here is something a lot of you don't know about gamespot... their ratings are not what they think of the game, there ratings are what they think the majority of gamers will think of the game, based on their experience, yes, they have gone out and stated that their rating system is based on second guessing consumers, they made that statement right after the hunters fiasco I believe, (when they retracted their first review, and tried to secretly replace it with one that wasn't wrong). If you want to see how the reviewer felt, look for the tilt score.

This is a response I got from a poster over at IGN, explaining to me how GameSpot's rating system works.

Take a look at his review history:

http://www.gamespot.com/users/Jeff/contributions?mode=ratings

 

[TheCardPlayer]

That fat ****er!

He's a total 360 fanboy. If it's on PS3/Wii it sucks according to that fat piece of crap review **** trailer trash.

Die GAMESPOT!

 

[Benstamania]

Fat Jeff is a worthless gamer, period. He's the type of gamer who makes OTHER gamers look like dorks. Think of a sterotypical gamer, you'll think of fat Jeff.

Piss on his worthless review.

 

[TheCardPlayer]

10 for Tony Hawk. 9.3 for Wind Waker...


8,8 for TP?


DIE GAMESPOT!

 

[TheGrayGhost]

I don't want to dwell on this, but this review is totally out of the left-field. If you compare the Hylia.com review and the GamerzEdge review with GameSpot's, the difference is night and day. It's astounding. It's like GameSpot is reviewing an entirely different game.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I don't want to dwell on this, but this review is totally out of the left-field. If you compare the Hylia.com review and the GamerzEdge review with GameSpot's, the difference is night and day. It's astounding. It's likea GameSpot is reviewing an entirely different game.

Yeah. The difference is that a fat, *****ebag with no life and trying to be cool by being different didn't review it for them.