The Official 'Magic Bullet: The Movie' Thread

[Prognosticator]

Guys,


It's official! Ari Avad just announced their plans to make a Magic Bullet movie!!!!

Details are few right now, but what we do know is that Paul Hogan (of Crocodile Dundee) is attached to star as Mick! Also, they are in talks with Jack Black to play the part of a "younger Berman" (a bit of a change-up for sure), and Meryl Streep even came in to audition for Hazel!!

Fred and Ike are back as well, although its unclear who will play the part of their respective wives. (However, Sopranos star Lorraine Bracco is whispered to take over the role of Fred's wife)

The biggest news is that Mimi is in line to play herself, which would be her onscreen debut! However, studio execs worry that her lack of film experience might hurt opening weekend box office numbers.

Brett Ratner is in line to direct, and according to him the running time is going to be about 6 seconds. They are shooting for a summer 08' release!

...Wow, what an exclusive. I can't wait to check it out. I hope they format it for IMAX!

 

[Mee]

"You'll forgive me if I'm not leaping for joy. Bad back you know."

 

[Kable24]

Is that post supposed to be funny, because you lost me.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Would've been cooler if you'd made it half way believable and supplied a fictional link.

Anyway, can you imagine the close-ups of the blending in IMAX?!?

 

[Prognosticator]

Would've been cooler if you'd made it half way believable and supplied a fictional link.

Anyway, can you imagine the close-ups of the blending in IMAX?!?

I know! I wasn't sure about what i could and couldn't get away with so...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

well , in future...ain't no way Meryl's gonna star in an adaptation of an infomercial.

Though, DeNiro did do Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Hmmmm

 

[PLAS]

what is the magic bullet?

 

[Prognosticator]

what is the magic bullet?

Note: Go to the Magic Bullet/antichrist thread or stay up late watching cable tv!

 

[PLAS]

where is the thread?

 

[Darthphere]

Berman needs to be played by John Goodman.

 

[Prognosticator]

where is the thread?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...llet &pl=true

here is an online copy of the infomercial...Enjoy if its still there.

 

[Darthphere]

Mick should be played by Crocodile Dundee, its perfect casting Prog.

 

[Prognosticator]

I haven't heard anything about this movie in a really long time....I'm worried they've put the kabosh on it?!