THE OFFICIAL: Off-Topic Thread!

[Kelly]

It seems because of the lack of BIG NEWS on a daily basis, we tend to move topics in other threads toward derailment, myself very much included in that group of derailers....lol

So I thought it was time for an off-topic thread for those of us that don't frequent Community.....a place to come and simply bloviate for awhile on whatever.....We had alot of fun in our last off-topic thread....hopefully this one will go as smoothly.

To start off.....I thought I would talk about something very near and dear to my heart........my driving.......well not my driving.....but the TOP 10 "Women Drivers" of the Year! AND HERE THEY ARE IN ALL THEIR glory.....

GO AHEAD GUYS, MAKE FUN OF OUR DRIVING, IF WE HAVE DRIVERS OUT THERE LIKE THIS.........we deserve it.....

NUMBER 10 on the countdown.



Number 9



Number 8



Number 7



Number 6

 

[Kelly]

Number 5



Number 4



The Bronze Medal



The Silver Medal



AND The Gold Medal



Ok guys......LET US HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[SeverianB]

Providing those pictures is like providing evidence the Earth is round. Everyone knows women are terrible drivers, there is no need to go through all that effort.

 

[SeverianB]

But then again, some of you don't even know *where* to park, hence all the tickets... that us men usually end up paying!

Example of a typical parking-place challenged female:

 

[Kelly]

But then again, some of you don't even know *where* to park, hence all the tickets... that us men usually end up paying!

Example of a typical parking-place challenged female:

Ummmmmmmm....hmmmmmmm.....no, no man in my life has ever paid for one of my parking tickets.....but my mom did have to go and bail my dad out (they were divorced at the time, but she did it anyway) over non-paid parking tickets.......so not sure how that fits....

Yes, women tend to have parking challenges.....





And actually, the posts were more for fun rather than philosophical debates on the shape of the earth....but thanks anyway....

 

[SeverianB]

Us men know HOW to park, drive, etc.... however, we are, in general, careless jerks. t: Which is why we have higher insurance rates.

 

[Kelly]

Us men know HOW to park, drive, etc.... however, we are, in general, careless jerks. t: Which is why we have higher insurance rates.

Yep.....

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

LS, if you do not want an off-topic thread in the forum this go around.....I understand.....

Nope, it's fine by me. Thanks.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

But then again, some of you don't even know *where* to park, hence all the tickets... that us men usually end up paying!

Example of a typical parking-place challenged female:

MMM, i'd pay HER ticket anytime!

 

[Noir]

I would too Stacy.

 

[highguard]

^^ I concur

 

[ghost_x]

Jessica Alba doesn't pay tickets, thats ridiculous to even assume

 

[Fantastic-Boy]

Ok,one very off-topic, the President Bush is on my country!

 

[Kelly]

Ok,one very off-topic, the President Bush is on my country!

And what country is that FB.....???

 

[Hunter Rider]

I must protest,a couple of those pics just look like the women were in a rush and did a spot of stunt driving up on two wheelst:

there 2 however.......






LMAO.......how ?t:

 

[Kelly]

I must protest,a couple of those pics just look like the women were in a rush and did a spot of stunt driving up on two wheelst:

there 2 however.......






LMAO.......how ?t:

I have no idea.....but my favorite is the with the Gas line from the pump sticking out of the fuel tank....LMAO........these were the funniest things I'd seen in a long time.....there are some for guys as well.....but some are pretty crude....I don't know that I want to post them here.....LOL.....

 

[SeverianB]

And what country is that FB.....???

Looks like Bush was in Brazil yesterday.

 

[Roma]

Something like this happened to a friend of mine. She parked her car next to a canal and forgot to use the handbrake. When she got back after shopping, her car was gone. She thought it was stolen, called the police and all. They found her car eventually, on the bottom of the canal t:

 

[Kelly]

Looks like Bush was in Brazil yesterday.

Ooooooooh thats right FB, you are from Brazil, I forgot about that.....

 

[gerbstat]

Hey Fantastic Boy...Can you keep President Bush and send us back some hot Brazilian women instead?

 

[Kelly]

Hey Fantastic Boy...Can you keep President Bush and send us back some hot Brazilian women instead?

I just want him to send back Brazil's ethanol.....

 

[Frico]

Soooo.....JAL is banned from this forum? What for?

 

[Kelly]

Ask JAL???

 

[CConn]

Roofio!

 

[Fran]

Roofio!