The Random Thoughts Thread

[PyroChamber]

This is a thread where anyone can just post the most random thing that pops into their mind like...

"only astronauts can truly say '**** the world'"

 

[Majic Walrus]

:facepalm

 

[Erzengel]

Um, I'm the Angel of Death, the time of purification is at hand.

 

[Hotwire]

If it reaches your knee, it is no longer a fart.

 

[Logan's Lady]

this air freshner smells funny

 

[SuBe]

Huh...Interesting.

 

[Mdizzle]

why does TV start on Channel 2, not channel 1?

 

[SuperFerret]

I've always wondered, when the baby elephant that was used as the vacuum cleaner on the Flintstones grew to adulthood, was it put into service as the shower system? Was it put down? Do they have two breeds of mammoth/elephant, each bred for their specific function as a household appliance?

 

[SuBe]

On point with that SF, if they had Dinosaurs that could talk and complain about their jobs, why did Dino just Bark?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

We always seem to be fighting Big Tabacco. I've always wondered if there is small tabacco....

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

why do people park in driveways but drive on parkways

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I knew that one was coming.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Why are Detroit & Chicago in the Western conference in the NHL, but in the Eastern conference in the NBA?

 

[SuBe]

We always seem to be fighting Big Tabacco. I've always wondered if there is small tabacco....

I work for small tobacco, what questions do you have?

 

[Logan's Lady]

Since Adam and Eve were created instead of born... did they have bellybuttons?

 

[Majic Walrus]

On point with that SF, if they had Dinosaurs that could talk and complain about their jobs, why did Dino just Bark?

Why is Pluto Mickey Mouse's pet but Goofy is his friend?

 

[Go Web Go!]

Why is Pluto Mickey Mouse's pet but Goofy is his friend?

On that note, why does Mickey Mouse wear shorts & no shirt while Donald Duck wears a top & no bottoms?

 

[C. Lee]

Why is Pluto Mickey Mouse's pet but Goofy is his friend?

Because Goofy has a car.

On that note, why does Mickey Mouse wear shorts & no shirt while Donald Duck wears a top & no bottoms?

Because Donald just doesn't give a quack....

 

[DOG LIPS]

Because Goofy has a car.

Because Donald just doesn't give a quack....

I demand this thread's title be changed to; "C. Lee has the answers".

 

[SuBe]

What's up with Moe's? "Welcome to Moe's" SHUT UP!

 

[Sam Fisher]

I like cheese.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why're you people always trying to get me in trouble. Hunter would love to ban me.... let's not give him ammo.

 

[SuBe]

I ate Moe's again. But, I've lost 22 pounds, so it's ok.

 

[knowsbleed]

You lost 22 lbs? What are you now? 120? You're a skinny mf.

 

[SuBe]

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