The Revenge Thread

[MaskedManJRK]

Not gonna lie...gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.



And you fail bro. You brushed your teeth with ass juice, and you put your sack on his ankle...way to go?

I know, it's just not comparable--now if he had dropped his sack into the other guy's mouth and took pictures of it, then I'd give him props. But that is pretty much fail.

 

[Master Chief]

My friend didn't pick me up from the airport.

So I f**ked his girlfriend.

:heart:

 

[Matt Murdock]

Okay, I may not be completely up-to-date on my perversion nomenclature, but isn't tea-bagging specifically dropping your sack into someone else's gaping mouth? If it's his ankle, it's not a teabag.

Therefore, you are made of fail.

You'd know just how true that statement was if you'd seen his Joker makeup.

 

[xisaacx]

poked holes in roomates condoms for lying to me
sent this girls nudes to her house for her parents to see
called the cops on the "cool" kids party cause i wasnt invited

im sure there are more, im a ****ty person. I dont care

 

[Matt Murdock]

My friend didn't pick me up from the airport.

So I f**ked his girlfriend.

:heart:

Been there, done that, got her t-shirt.

Stillll need to give it back to her.

 

[lollycop]

Been there, done that, got her t-shirt.

Stillll need to give it back to her.

Godamnit you need to return that then.....

 

[spike spiegel]

Back in high school, freshman year, I went around punching people in the face who had called me a name or made fun of me in some kind of way. Not like a hard punch or anything, but a jab. One time it nearly got me into a fight with someone. My friend called it my own "doctrine", that whoever calls you a name gives you a right to hook them. What a stupid doctrine that was.