What's the worst thing you ever thought about in school?

[Troubled_Josh]

Seeing how things are getting scarier. Such as attack by third graders. Just wondering what the worst things you did in school were. This thread is not meant to give ideas, so keep it brief.

1. Acted schitzo to scare kids in 8th grade.
2. Thought about revenge (on minor scale) in High School.
3. Hired a "hit" from one of the students on another student in high school, I admit- I was stupid and quickly called it off because this guy may have followed through with it.

 

[William_C]

1.) I wrote my teacher was a ***** when I was real young and I had to move schools

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I had created a loan sharking service when I was in junior high school. I had a friend who was abnormally tall (over 6' at 13) who helped. We would lend out any amount up to 5$ and the person had 1 day to pay back with no interest. Afterwards I charged 100% interest compounded daily. The most profit I ever made was getting over $25 after having lent just a dime. We never had to do any physical violence to get back the money.

It worked out well until I had to stop it when it got too risky.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I was notorious in school

I dragged some dude down two flights of stairs and through four rooms and had some lockers fall on him just to see him cry.

i used to attack the juniors with poles and hockey sticks on a weekly basis

I think i picked up one kid and threw him in the air and watched them fold over my knee which was out to catch them

I also suffocated this child while politely telling them how i was going to kill them and how no one would notice, it made it worse that it was in a public area.

I think i kicked one dude so hard, he actually took off from the ground and crashed onto a table tennis table.

ha, good times.

this doesn't count the time i accidentally threw a stick at somone's head and it exploded infront of me (his head, not the stick) or general psychological damage i caused.


The worst thing i organised was that a teacher's wife was giving us crap about the state of the toilets, so I organised the house to not flush them for a whole week, there were piles of turds coming over the rim, it was glorious.

 

[Eggyman]

Wow ^ It never rains but it pours in some schools

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Violent people are ******ed animals and should be rounded up and sent to an island where they can all happily rip each other to pieces while we civilized people enjoy our lives and pleasures.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Wow ^ It never rains but it pours in some schools

psssssh, I had it worse in my day.

my seniors used to have us sit with our legs open and throw army knives near our nads to scare us....

 

[The Guard]

I had a friend who shoved a girl's head through one of those plastic display cases and then threw her down the stairs.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Odin's Lapdog, it is hard to believe all you have just wrote.

 

[Tron5000]

I ate a lot of acid in high school, and one time I thought a dragon was going to eat my Economics teacher. That was a bad day.