The snotty paella-hating kid Verizon commercial

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Here's a Verizon commercial I've seen recently...



:cmad:

So I don't know about you, but when I was a kid, my choices for dinner were either A.) eat what was prepared for you, or B.) you're on your own. The snotty kid in the commercial flat out refuses to eat the paella his mom is making (because he's apparently too dumb to look up what "paella" is on his high-tech cell phone, or even just ask his mom), and then the mom just caves in and orders a pizza for the imperious little twit! Way to be a doormat there, mom.
 
seriously, my response when I saw that commercial was, "**** you" out loud and annoyed. My mother would have been like, "You don't like my cooking, then enjoy making dinner for the next month. Let's see how grateful you are for my paella after that."
 
Paella? There is no way I'm eating that.

Then the mom orders pizza?! Because he basically demanded he wasn't eating what's cooked? Heeeeeelllll naw.

My mama would not only hang up on me, but I'd be scrounging wayward M&M's in the couch for food for the next few days. These damn suburban upper middle class kids.
 
Times have changed, most white parents have gotten soft.

Plus the kid is stoned, I mean look at him.
 
Paella's not very good. I don't blame the little bugger, though he could have gone about it a little nicer. Poor mom.
 
Just picture a huge bowl of (yellow) rice with dozens of sea creatures sprinkled throughout. That's paella.
 
Isn't it a traditional dish or Puerto Rico or somehting? If so, I'd be pissed if I was Puerto Rican.
 
Spanish, actually.

Yes, yes...go on & say it, you racists. "Same thing." :cmad:
 
I've actually tried baby octopus. Let's just say...it tasted like ****.
 
I ate baby octopus, mostly because I thought it was funny to watch my friend's face as I bit off the tentacles
 
I make some kick ass paella
but then again, I've become a really good cook in the last couple of years
 
The old American family:

1. Mom makes a healthy, home-made made meal

2. A-hole son tells her he refuses to eat it

3. Mom tells son "too bad, that's what we're having. Suck it up."

4. The son either eats with the family, or storms off to his room with an empty stomach.

The new American family

1. Mom makes a healthy, home-made made meal

2. A-hole son tells her he refuses to eat it

3. Mom orders pizza

4. The son storms off to his room with a few slices of pizza.
 
Damn I can't believe how quickly she ordered the pizza, without even a second thought. Reminds me of Cartman's mom.
 
Wow.:dry:

When I have kids. I am going to be considered a horrible parent in this day & age. Because if I was the father I would have beat his for disrespecting the woman that birthed his a**!!:cmad:
 
I'm more offended by that kid being such a ginger....





:)
 
Yeah, why do they always make redheads play jackasses? :o
 
There are times when I'm looking at Youtube, and I see a comment that makes me say "is this person for real?"

You are all f***ing nutjobs talkin smack about this kid. Aside from bein a commercial, its a f***in joke and its funny. On top of that, that actor is my best friend, he was also in school of rock, and any of u sayin ud smack him would get dropped quick as sh**. i never make comments on youtube--its a rediculous waste of time. im just makin an exception after seein everyone talk sh** about my boy

Wow... That's all I can say. :lmao:
 
Paella? There is no way I'm eating that.

Then the mom orders pizza?! Because he basically demanded he wasn't eating what's cooked? Heeeeeelllll naw.

My mama would not only hang up on me, but I'd be scrounging wayward M&M's in the couch for food for the next few days. These damn suburban upper middle class kids.

Exactly. You eat what is placed in front of you, or you don't eat at all.
 

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