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Google Is Hoping to Buy Twitch For Perhaps as Much as $1Bn

According to two separate reports—from Variety and the Wall Street Journal—Google is thinking of purchasing the video game streaming startup Twitch. That would get Google one of the web's most highly trafficked sites.

The two reports do, however, differ. Variety claims that the deal is virtually sealed, and will see Twitch being purchase for $1 billion. On the other, hand, the Wall Street Journal is rather more conservative--explaining that the discussions are "early" and that "a deal isn't imminent."

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Elsewhere, Verge claims that the two companies "have agreed on a price and are working out details," but points out that, according to unnamed sources, a number of other parties have been sniffing around Twitch—notably Microsoft.

Details are otherwise scant, but it makes sense. The purchase is apparently being mulled by Googlers at YouTube, and Twitch is perhaps the biggest video game live-streaming site on the web—with more than 1 million unique users broadcasting on its platform every month. YouTube, while huge, kinda missed out on the kind of live streams that Twitch offers.

Though contradictory, the reports at least suggest that Google is keen to take over Twitch. Let's wait see.

http://online.wsj.com/news/article_...4579570601736756672-lMyQjAxMTA0MDEwODExNDgyWj

Google loves to buy stuff
 
AT&T and DirecTV Will Follow the Old Net Neutrality Rules For 3 Years

In the wake of such craziness as the Comcast-Time Warner merger and the FCC's proposed net neutrality rules that threaten to destroy the internet, AT&T and DirecTV are trying to be the good guys. AT&T, which announced its acquisition of DirecTV today, will follow the old, good net neutrality rules for three years.

The two plan to close the $50 billion deal sometime within the next 12 months, after which the three year clock starts. It's not forever, and it's not as good as new net neutrality rules that actually protect net neutrality, but it's something; something that will make yet another giant acquisition just a liiiiiittle more palatable.

That is, if they're not just lying.

http://arstechnica.com/business/201...ner-merger-looming-att-will-acquire-directtv/

At this point it's almost funny
 
It's also meaningless since the old rules weren't very clear to begin with.
 
You Can No Longer "Have It Your Way" At Burger King

Burger King, purveyor of burgers for breakfast and other starchy goodness, is abandoning its "Have It Your Way" slogan after 40 years and ungodly amounts of Whoppers.

You will now be encouraged to "Be Your Way," which is what the advertising agency to which Burger King paid millions of dollars came up with as the soothing, inclusive slogan the chain needs in this Millennial age. To wit, from the Associated Press:

Burger King says that the new motto is intended to remind people that "they can and should live how they want anytime. It's ok to not be perfect ... Self expression is most important and it's our differences that make us individuals instead of robots.
Good to know that even the people who make the fried foods that are making us all obese, costing us billions in healthcare costs, and eventually killing us is also concerned about each and every one of our precious, individual snowflake spirits. We are so lucky.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/burger-king-scrapping-slogan-23782833

Every time I forget how bad their food was the last time I ate there and make the mistake of eating there again I'm quickly reminded of why I don't eat there
 
I no longer eat BK so I'll have it "no way."
 
McDonald's New Mascot Is Actually Scarier Than Ronald McDonald

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As if it was not already pernicious enough of fast food chains to create mascots for your children to feel inclined to befriend their chicken nuggets, McDonald's has traded in the workaday skeeviness of Ronald McDonald for the nightmare-inducing Happy, a giant Happy Meal box with dentures that wants to eat you.

The new mascot — excuse me, brand ambassador — is supposed to help McDonald's usher in its new Go-GURT side option for its kids' meals, because nothing complements the salty breading of a McNugget quite like a plastic sleeve of sugar. Also, some garbage about living healthy. "Let's move," etc:

McDonald's today introduced "Happy," a new animated Happy Meal character that brings fun and excitement to kids' meals while also serving as an ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating.
Apparently, Happy has been terrorizing the dreams of children and searing its image into the minds of adults in other parts of the world for years now:

Happy is an animated McDonald's Happy Meal box who was first introduced in 2009 to children and families in France. Happy has since made its way to Latin America and other countries in Europe and is now set to make a grand entrance in the U.S. Happy is about bringing more fun and excitement to kids' meals, including eating wholesome food choices like low-fat yogurt.
Perhaps everyone and their children will be too frightened by Happy to ever eat at McDonald's again? Nope. Not as long as they have those fries. Those fries are ****ing good.

http://news.mcdonalds.com/US/releases/McDonald-s-USA-Introduces-New-Low-Fat-Yogurt-Side

Ronald will live on in our hearts
 
That's terrifying. As a former employee I preferred the clown to the lunchbox with massive teeth.
 
An Adjustable Wrench Keychain Puts a Toolbox In Your Pocket

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It can provide everything from weather forecasts to stock quotes, but can that smartphone in your pocket help you unscrew a nut and bolt? Certainly not as well as this $25 HandSpan keychain that manages to squeeze an adjustable wrench into your other pocket.

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Small enough to hang off your keys without being cumbersome, the HandSpan also features Phillips and flat-head driver bits for dealing with screws, and it doubles as a small, but accurate, set of calipers. Given its size and lack of handle, you probably won't be able to generate enough torque to loosen rusty old bolts. But those with a MacGyver mindset probably still won't mind having this within reach.

http://www.trueutility.com/pocket-tools-store/TU203-spanner-screwdrivers-callipers.html

That would be very useful to have on a keychain
 
Shape-Shifting Robots Designed To Build Furniture When You Need It

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Before the nightmare of having to build it all yourself begins, wandering through Ikea and deciding what furniture to buy is actually kind of fun. But researchers at EPFL are working on a better approach. Instead of deciding on a specific piece of furniture, they're working on tiny modular robots that simply assemble into whatever furniture you happen to need at the moment, be it a table, a chair, a bench, or whatever.

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The research project seems to be targeted at those dealing with physical disabilities, since having a chair automatically assemble and roll over to them when needed makes a lot of sense. But there's still a lot of potential in this creation for everyone else.

When miniaturized further, the modular robots would even be able to recreate specific designs. So one day, instead of browsing the Ikea catalog and heading to its warehouse to find your next dining set, you could simply download the instructions and let a small army of robots automatically assemble themselves into your new Torsby table.

Having furniture that is basically Transformers would be awesome!
 
I would not want to be sitting on it when it decided to transform into a futon.
 
Giroptic's Egg-Shaped 360cam Captures Perfect HD Video Spheres

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The little palm-sized egg above looks like a kitchen timer, but it's really a powerful video camera that records 360 degree video. It's rugged like an action camera, loaded with connectivity options, and designed to work out of the box without any proprietary kinks.

Giroptic has been in the 360 video game for years, but this is its first consumer camera, finally available for preorder after months of teasing. It's a Kickstarter, so if you invest early you can get the camera for $250, half the eventual retail price. As always, Kickstarters come with risks.

The 360cam sports three 185 degree fisheye lenses, which the camera uses to capture and stitch together a sphere of HD video in real-time. The video is recorded to MicroSD. It's also got built-in Wi-Fi, so you can remotely monitor your video, as well as a GPS radio which you can use to record the spot where you shot your wonky spherical imagery.

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The 360cam isn't just small enough to go anywhere; it's almost endlessly versatile and useful. It's IPX8 waterproof, and Giroptic even designed a clever mount attachment with light-bulb threads so you can hang the camera in the middle of a room—exactly where you'd want to. (The 360cam has standard tripod mount threads, in case you want to take a more traditional route.)

Giroptic claims this is the first 360 HD camera, but it's really just the first to offer such a polished self-contained package. Ricoh recently took gamble ton a 360-still camera, which was fun but also a pain to use. Giroptic's simple, feature-loaded design is much better, and we hope that Kickstarter gets some love so that we'll see it in the near future.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/giroptic/the-worlds-first-full-hd-360-camera

You could make some awesome music videos at a concert or a rave with this thing. Just tell everyone to keep tossing it around
 
Someone Get This Walk-Anywhere-Forever Treadmill an Oculus Rift ASAP

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The Oculus Rift is so close to making our Star Trek holodeck dreams a reality. The only catch is that since you're tethered with cables, you're not really free to physically walk around while wearing it. So far the solutions to this problem have been less than impressive, but the Infinadeck—a treadmill that lets you walk in any direction—might just be the perfect solution.

Using brute force engineering, the Infinadeck features a series of thin, parallel treadmills all connected to create a continuous belt that itself spins in a perpendicular direction. The speed of each of these treadmills can be individually controlled, and the sum total of the effect is that you can walk in any direction, at almost any speed, without ever walking off the platform.

It's not the first time we've seen an approach like this to creating an infinite treadmill, but the Infinadeck appears to be a more compact, self-contained unit. And while the current version still requires an operator to manually adjust the speed and directions of the belt, its creators are working to make the platform even more compact, with built-in motion and tracking sensors so that someone wearing an Oculus Rift headset lost in a virtual world never has to worry about accidentally stepping off the edge.

http://www.engadget.com/2014/05/20/this-treadmill-lets-you-walk-in-any-direction/?ncid=rss_truncated

Pretty soon all of our VR fantasies that we were told we would have in the future will be a reality!
 
Netflix Wants to Replace Its Dumb Content Grid With Tailored Choices

The current Netflix navigation system—scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll until you find something—can be a nightmare to use. But apparently it has plans to scrap that system in favor of an entirely recommendation-based system.

Speaking out yesterday, Netflix Chief Product Officer Neil Hunt said that the company's vision is that "you won't see a grid and you won't see a sea of titles." While Netflix won't ever know exactly what you want to watch, Hunt believes that there's "a powerful possibility" that it can present viewers with just three or four choices that should fit the bill. Essentially, it would know almost as well as you what you want to watch at any given moment.

Is that optimistic? It depends on how whimsical you are, but our behavior is probably predictable enough that it should be plausible. It's certainly slightly creepy, but then by now we should all be used to that kind of service. Thanks, Google. When can we expect it? Who. Knows.

http://techcrunch.com/2014/05/19/netflix-neil-hunt-internet-week/

So basically Netflix wants to essentially try and read our minds. I kind of like scrolling around looking at everything
 
I do want a superior method to scrolling endlessly but I'm not for this read-your-mind type of limited recommending.
 
Facebook App Adds Shazam-Like Function to Identify Songs and Shows

Facebook's newest app addition is a Shazam-esque feature that can identify any song or TV show within 15 seconds purely by sound alone.

Now, any time you're watching TV or listening to music and want to share that fact with the world (as we are wont to do these days), you can pop open your Facebook app, tell it to listen, and post your ear candy to your Newsfeed. Once there, your friends will be able to click a link that lets them either listen to a clip of the song (on Spotify, Rdio, or Deezer—all of which partnered with Facebook on the feature) or direct themselves over to the show's Facebook page.

The new product seems to be the most recent in Facebook's long line of attempts to take on Twitter, this time in the media realm. As evidenced by the many calls to withhold spoilers, Twitter is bombarded with conversations during any big TV or music event. It makes sense that Facebook would want in on that.

http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-partners-with-spotify-rdio-and-deezer-2014-5

Seems kind of pointless to me since I already have a shazam app and I could care less about sharing it with friends but I'm sure there are people out there who will find this cool
 
Google Wants to Put Ads on Thermostats (And Everything Else You Own)

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There's a reason Google (among a number of other companies) has been pushing for the internet of things. Not only does it engrain Google in your daily life, but every extra screen it can slap on to your possessions means one very important thing—precious ad space.

In a letter Google sent to the Securities and Exchange Commission, Google attempted to justify its decision not to disclose revenue generated from mobile devices because in the future it could be serving ads on "refrigerators, car dashboards, thermostats, glasses, and watches, to name just a few possibilities." Which basically means, its mobile device revenue now isn't a reliable guide for what's coming—because everything you own will essentially be a revenue jackpot.

Enhanced Campaigns allows our advertisers to write one ad campaign, which we serve dynamically to the right user at the right time on whatever device makes the most sense. Because users will increasingly view ads and make purchase decisions on and across multiple devices, our view of revenue is similarly device-agnostic.
Google even said that its "expectation is that our users will be using our services and viewing our ads on an increasingly wide diversity of devices in the future." So Google's decision to buy Nest for $3.2 billion this past January makes even more sense when you realize it's potentially just another screen on which Google can force-feed you custom ads.

As Google keeps gobbling up hardware manufacturers, brace yourselves. You could be doing your grocery shopping from your thermostat sooner than you know

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/05/21/google-predicts-ads-in-odd-spots-like-thermostats/

Seems like the more time goes by the less Google adheres to that whole "Don't Be Evil" motto of theirs
 
Self-Driving Cars Will Hit California's Roads in September

On September 16th, 2014, California will take one step closer to the utopian (or dystopian) future, allowing self-driving cars on public roads. And the state's new autonomous vehicle regulations should help prevent the murder-bot anarchy that opponents are worried about.

The rules approved by the California Department of Motor Vehicles came after a series of draft proposals and a period of public comment. Considering how futuristic autonomous cars sound, the rules are rather conservative. Manufacturers wishing to test autonomous vehicles must apply for a permit, provide a minimum of $5 million in insurance, and have a human driver behind the wheel of any autonomous vehicle that hits the public roads.

And that driver isn't just some bub off the sidewalk: anyone sliding behind the wheel of a self-driving car must carry an Autonomous Vehicle Testing Program Test Vehicle Operator Permit, obtained after an advanced defensive driver training program. And if an autonomous vehicle test driver has to disengage the self-driving system for any reason during a test drive, the DMV gets alerted.

That's actually pretty reassuring. As we figure out how to incorporate self-driving cars of the future into today's traffic, we'll need both real-world testing and robust failsafes. California's statewide laws will let both small and large companies in the autonomous car race get important real-world data behind their proposed systems. And heck, maybe a few efficiency-minded robodrivers will ever-so-slightly pare down Los Angeles' legendary traffic jams.

http://arstechnica.com/cars-2/2014/...-for-testing-self-driving-cars-in-california/

My dream of getting smashed anywhere i want and having the car drive me how is getting close to reality. So 30 years from now will people even need to get drivers licenses?
 
You Need to Change Your Ebay Password Right Now

On Wednesday, Ebay will ask all users to change their passwords due to a massive cyberattack that hit the encrypted password database. The company says that no financial data that was compromised, and there's no evidence of unauthorized user activity. Either way, you can change your Ebay password right here.

So how did something like this happen to one of the biggest websites on the planet? A website that's responsible for hundreds of billions of dollars worth of transactions every year? Well, the details remain vague, but Ebay says the hackers hit "a small number of employee log-in credentials, allowing unauthorized access to eBay's corporate network." And from there, they got access to countless Ebay user accounts.

It's unclear if Ebay knew about the security vulnerability before the attack. (Target knew about their flaw a few months ago, when a data breach affected 110 million customers, and probably made you get a new debit card.) Ebay did say that the breach happened between late February and early March, though the company only detected the breach two weeks ago. Why they waited so long to tell users that their accounts were compromised is also unclear.

But again, according to Ebay's press release, nobody touched your money this time. All they got were each and every "eBay customers' name, encrypted password, email address, physical address, phone number and date of birth." Holy crap that's a lot of personal information. It's easy enough to change your password. It's a lot harder to change your name, physical address, phone number, and date of birth.

http://www.businesswire.com/news/ho... Ask-eBay-Users-Change-Passwords#.U3ysd1hdXCu

Seems like nobody on the net is safe these days
 
Nobody has ever been safe on the internet. We're only just now getting more widespread information proving it.
 
Amazon Prime Folks Can Watch HBO Shows Starting Today

Last month Amazon and HBO announced a deal that would give Amazon Prime members access to HBO content without an HBO membership. Today the first batch of shows are available on Amazon.

Here's what's going to Amazon today:

The Sopranos
The Wire
Deadwood
Rome
Six Feet Under
Eastbound & Down
Enlightened
Flight of the Conchords
Some seasons of True Blood, Boardwalk Empire, and Treme
Miniseries including Band of Brothers, The Pacific, John Adams, Parade's End, and Angels in America
Various comedy specials, documentaries, and movies

More shows—specifically current and popular series like Girls and Veep—will be added over the next couple of years. But even without them now, this is an amazingly good deal for everyone. HBO gets to tap into thousands of Amazon Prime subscribers, who get a backdoor into HBO without having to tack it on their cable bills. And Amazon doesn't hear anymore complaints about its recent $20 Prime price hike. The only loser in this scenario is really Netflix

Pretty sweet deal for any Prime members out there
 
Segway Trike Manages to Defeat the Whole Purpose of Segway

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Designed with the hopes that it would completely transform urban transportation, the Segway was a battery-powered self-balancing two-wheeled scooter that was unfortunately priced way too high to catch on. But the technology behind it was impressive, which is why the company's latest creation, a three-wheeled trike that doesn't balance at all, feels like a disappointing compromise.

It's almost as if Segway decided to make its own non-balancing Segway knock-off, but there are actually strategic reasons for adding that third wheel, the company claims.

Because the SE-3 Patroller isn't always self-balancing and making constant minute adjustments, it can maximize its range with its rechargeable and swappable Li-ion batteries. And, it's much easier for police officers or security guards to quick hop on and off when in pursuit of a suspect.

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For $12,000, shipping sometime in June, the SE-3 also comes with additional lights, weatherproof body panels, and mounts for attaching surveillance cameras and other law enforcement-related accessories. The design seems to go against everything that made the original Segway neat and novel, but since they never quite took the world by storm, it's interesting to see the company seeking out new ways to adapt and make them more useful.

http://www.gizmag.com/segway-launches-three-wheeled-se-3-patroller/32167/pictures#4

Well at least they are trying to use that tech for something but it's till way overpriced in my mind
 
This cool concept will let you escape a fire like a SWAT commando

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Jonathan Lowe—a product design student from Staffordshire University in the UK—came up with Xitus, a clever gadget that helps you escape from a building on fire when the only way out is trough the window. Place it on the edge of the window, climb over and a controlled descent device will take you to the ground gently.

Xitus is a brilliant idea and I hope it moves quickly from a concept design to a real product.

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http://www.yankodesign.com/2014/05/20/last-minute-fire-escape/

This should be installed in every high rise building in the world. Countless lives could be saved
 
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