It's kinda pathetic though how Smith always dances around everything with a million "
and I'm like... whoa... WTF duuuude... like, whatever..." and just because he knows how to get a crowd of college students to laugh (and that's a really tough job!
), he's always on the right side of any argument.
Basically, what he said in that piece didn't have anything to do with anything. The question was "what do you think of Batman?" and Smith never says a word about
why he thinks the movie is good or flawed, he just turns it into a device to make fun of Burton. And that's fine, but he shouldn't dress it up as this true-to-life anecdote about how he's the cool, wise dude in all of it and everyone else are morons for not getting his "unique" sense of dry humour.
It's almost like a bully who pretends to take a punch at you and when you flinch, he goes "wow, you're such an idiot. can't you see I'm joking?" and then makes the whole class laugh at you.
That story is specifically
designed to get those laughs, it's an ad hominem razzing of Burton. I mean, notice how he uses Burton's appearance against him and then
defends doing so by implying Burton probably does the same. He's okay in saying "Tim Burton's movies suck cause he's a goth freak with weird hair" because he
implies Burton says "Kevin Smith's movies suck cause he's a fat nerd". And yet, when did we ever hear that?
Maybe I'm overreacting, but I'm just a bit fed up with people just swallowing whatever bull Kevin Smith feeds 'em. The guy is a petty jerk with -granted- good comedic timing, but who can't talk about anything but himself. Why entire lecture halls fill up to watch this, I have no idea. Why people pay money to see this on dvd, is a mystery. He's not a bad writer and he's even a passable director, but I'm still waiting for the first Kevin Smith movie that actually has something to say. Unless of course he
wants his audience to react the same way he always does: "like, yeah uhh whatever, dude..."