The top five PIMPS of Marvel

[Nasty-B]

Is Daredevil really a pimp though? I mean, he actually cares about every woman he sleeps with.

 

[Zoken]

nasty has a point. Tony, Jen, and Logan are just ****s.

 

[Vanguard07]

Is Daredevil really a pimp though? I mean, he actually cares about every woman he sleeps with.

Pimps can care about their ho's.
You care about where your source of income right?

 

[Sloth7d]

Dracula

 

[Vanguard07]

Dracula isnt five people.
Try to keep up.

 

[Sloth7d]

But with illusion powers he can make it seem that way, thus making him more of a pimp.

 

[fifthfiend]

I don't know why Wolverine's on here.

I mean he couldn't seal the deal with Jean in like, what, 30 years?

A man who comes in second to Cyclops, I tell you that is no kind of man at all.

And yeah Daredevil totally has the pimp hand, because every woman he ever gets with keeps showing up again every six months or couple of years trying to get another taste of that sweet Devil lovin'.

...Oh hey you know who hasn't been mentioned, who totally should be?

Charles Xavier.

I mean you know there ain't no pimping, like Space ***** Empress pimping.

From a wheelchair, no less.

 

[Vanguard07]

A man who comes in second to Cyclops, I tell you that is no kind of man at all.

Clearly Cyclops is just plain the better man. I mean it's not like Jean's the only super-hotty he's ever added to his list of conquests.
He'd no doubt have more too if he didnt clearly prefer chicks with mind powers.

My guess is whenever he's around hot telepaths he just broadcasts to them that he's huge in the pants.

 

[Abaddon]

...Oh hey you know who hasn't been mentioned, who totally should be?

Charles Xavier.

I mean you know there ain't no pimping, like Space ***** Empress pimping.

From a wheelchair, no less.

does Xavier count? I mean given the way they've tried to force the fact that he's a corrupt jerk down our throats these past few year, who's to say he didn't get freaky with a bunch of Marvel broads and mindwipe them?

 

[fifthfiend]

Clearly Cyclops is just plain the better man. I mean it's not like Jean's the only super-hotty he's ever added to his list of conquests.

Getting Jean and Emma to put on a full scale psychic *****fight over him was certainly an accomplishment.

 

[Frico]

Is Daredevil really a pimp though? I mean, he actually cares about every woman he sleeps with.

You serious? Wolverine even admitted that DD's banged a lot of women

 

[Nasty-B]

Pimps can care about their ho's.
You care about where your source of income right?

C'mon, don't you remember what respected pimp-scholar Ice-T said about pimps: "a pimp don't love his hos."

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

iron-man
wolverine
hulk
symbiote-spidey
dead-pool

 

[PhotoJones]

I didn't think I'd see this one again...

 

[Miss Webb]

Damn. Forgot about Jen

LOL. Technically she's a "Pimpette."

I'd say Spidey...he only attracts beautiful women. Have you EVER seen him with anyone homely, even from the old days? Even Debra Whitmore wasn't really ugly, they just slapped stupid style and ugly glasses on her.

 

[Miss Webb]

You serious? Wolverine even admitted that DD's banged a lot of women

I guess he likes to feel his way around.

 

[Captain Useless]

Don't forget Colossus!
His first time was a threesome after all

 

[The Geek Vault]

It was?

 

[Manic]

Iron Man
Tony can get any woman he wants, at anytime, at the same time. That's a pimp, ladies and gentlemen.

Human Torch
To best illustrate this point, I'd like to bring up Lyja. She was an assassin sent to infiltrate the Fantastic Four. Johnny had that b*tch switching sides. Without trying. Also, his pelvic thrusts forged an alliance between the Fantastic Four and the Inhumans, via Crystal.

She-Hulk
She don't love them ho's.

Daredevil
For a man who can't see the kind of ass he's getting, he sure is getting some of that grade-A prime.

Storm
Teammates, villains, emperors from other worlds. Many have fallen for Storm, and she strings them all along in the spirit of a true playa. Black Panther lucked out, because Nightcrawler would've given up his chastity to tap that in a minute.

 

[Havok83]

Wolverine, Iron Man and Cyclops for sure

 

[Iceman]

Stark.

That is all.

 

[Tropico]

Shouldn't Purple Man be on that list? I mean, if anyone behaves like a pimp, it's him, complete with abusive and demeaning behavior.

 

[Vanguard07]

Hypno Hustler

 

[Gilpesh]

Stark.

That is all.

Bribes does not a pimp make.

 

[Frico]

LOL. Technically she's a "Pimpette."

True, true

Don't forget Colossus!
His first time was a threesome after all

How did I not know this?