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The "What Were They Thinking?" Thread

Boring :(

YOu should have made up a story about how mobsters threw you into the dishwasher because you stole their drugs and sold them to small children or something.

Slipping on tiles is not a "what were they thinking" moment. You can't think "I shouldn't have slipped on that liquid" because that was an accident.
 
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Holy. Freakin. Crap.


That's flippin hilarious!!!
 
There's an intersection close to where I live. On one corner there is a Police Training Academy and Fire Station. On the opposite corner there is a Gas Station. Two fools robbed the gas station and took off ON FOOT, running right past the entrance of the police academy... (instead of running in the opposite direction they actually crossed the street and passed the Police Academy). Needless to say - they lost the resulting foot race.
 
And as long as she's around, he can ride the big-kid rides.
 
Panty-clad man tries robbery with lighter

A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women's underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said. "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried," State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.

The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday, Kearns said.

A few minutes later, police stopped a vehicle matching that description and took two men into custody.

Police later charged Steven Clay Stephenson, 34, of Ranson in the convenience story robbery.

Kearns said police found a pistol-shaped lighter while searching Stephenson. The underwear was recovered nearby.

Stephenson is charged with nighttime burglary, attempted robbery, first-offense driving under the influence, petty larceny and improper registration.

He was being held Thursday at the Eastern Regional Jail. The Berkeley County Prosecuting Attorney's Office had no record of a defense attorney being assigned yet to represent Stephenson.
 
i would've used 2,000 of it to get it removed
 
Okay.

If you get a motivational tattoo in the military, it's called a 'moto tat'.

I'm in the Marine Corps, but I'm yet to emblazen an Eagle, Globe, and Anchor across my body. I just think it's something I'd regret.

Anyway, a guy in my old detachment got a 'moto tat' on his back. All it says is MOTO TAT. It was pretty funny.
 
i was reminiscing through this thread and thought i'd bump for good measure
 
What were they thinking: When they did X-Men 3 and
killed of Xavier, Cyclops, Jean Grey etc?
 
i've made some dumb threads in my day

:facepalm:
 

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