The worst CD of all time has been released

[AlteredEgo]

four versions of ice ice baby? really?

 

[DeGenerate10]

A few years ago I was at the music store in the mall and I was looking at the track listings of his first album and then I saw the greatest hits album so I looked at it's track listings. Same exact songs on both of them. Same exact order too.

 

[JP]

OMG, this is real.

 

[Double Down]

OMG, this is real.

I put a link where you can hear the songs, but you may not want to. It could ruin your Christmas.

 

[Showtime]

That doesn't even look like a real CD cover. It looks like a really bad manipulation in paint.

 

[TNC9852002]

I was gonna buy this, but then no "Ninja Rap"!!!!

Never!

-TNC

 

[Gallagher]

Is it wrong I came here expecting a Chinese Democracy debate?

*squeel* No Axl fans no! Stay back!

(Ps. During the writing of this post I made a typo depicting Chinese Democracy as Chinese Democrazy and discovered it to be the most awesome title ever imagined.)

 

[Double Down]

Is it wrong I came here expecting a Chinese Democracy debate?

*squeel* No Axl fans no! Stay back!

(Ps. During the writing of this post I made a typo depicting Chinese Democracy as Chinese Democrazy and discovered it to be the most awesome title ever imagined.)

I haven't heard that CD, but it seems to be thought of as okay, just not worth the wait.
Nobody was waiting for Vanilla Ice to unleash this monstrosity.

 

[jaguarr]

The thing I love most about Vanilla Ice is, even when presented with irrefutable evidence, kept insisting that he wrote every last note of "Ice, Ice, Baby" and didn't cop any of it at all from the "Under Pressure" collaboration between Queen and David Bowie. It takes brass balls to be that willfully stupid.

jag

 

[Holiday]

This is embarrassing... how could they not include a Blu-Ray version of Cool as Ice?

 

[xisaacx]

It is pretty sad but believe it or not, just cause hes was vanilla ice he probably gets laid than more than half of us .You know how girls ae with celebrities even the D list celebs get tons of ass from desperate attention wanters

 

[Double Down]

It's probably way more than half, but it's sad. Why would a girl want to do that? To brag?

 

[jaguarr]

Vanilla Ice has sex with the kind of girls who...well....would have sex with Vanilla Ice. REALLLY not something to envy him for.

jag

 

[Shemtov]

the only person whoed like this cd is Swartzanagers Mr. Freeze, but only because of the ice refrences.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I didn't know you read my diary.

I should probably stop having it published in the Times...

Please don't. Reading your diary in the Times is the highlight of my day.

Oh, I pee on them too.

You're not supposed to wear the glove when you do it though.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Why would I give that CD away? I'm keeping it for myself.

 

[CConn]

Please don't. Reading your diary in the Times is the highlight of my day.

And here I thought selling all my ad space to gay porn theaters was killing my readership.

You're not supposed to wear the glove when you do it though.

I wear it on my wang.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Is it wrong I came here expecting a Chinese Democracy debate?

*squeel* No Axl fans no! Stay back!

(Ps. During the writing of this post I made a typo depicting Chinese Democracy as Chinese Democrazy and discovered it to be the most awesome title ever imagined.)

And it won't get you sued by Axl I guess.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Here is the track list:
1. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice, VanWinkle, R.
2. You Dropped a Bomb on Me - Vanilla Ice, Leeson, M.
3. Fight the Power - Vanilla Ice, Boxley, J.
4. Jump Around - Vanilla Ice, Schrody, E.
5. Baby Got Back - Vanilla Ice, Ray, A.
6. You Gots to Chill - Vanilla Ice, Sermon, E.
7. I Got It Made - Vanilla Ice, Taylor, D.
8. Buffalo Soldier - Vanilla Ice, Williams, N.
9. Treat 'Em Right - Vanilla Ice, Simpson, R.
10. Insane in the Brain - Vanilla Ice, Freese, L.
11. Ice Ice Baby [Rock Hero Mix] - Vanilla Ice, VanWinkle, R.
12. Ice Ice Baby [Club Crasher Mix] - Vanilla Ice, VanWinkle, R.
13. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice, VanWinkle, R.

Yes. He covered Public Enemy's Fight the Power.
You can hear it here (if you hate yourself):
http://swill-merchant.blogspot.com/2008/12/chuck-d-and-black-people-everywhere.html

I got no beef with 'Nilla except that he ripped off a great song's music and tried to sell it as his own. His music, might be okay. but serious if 4 out of 13 tracks are the same song then your CD lacks something.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

wow that is Bad,

 

[Double Down]

Legend coming to Denver Nuggets game
by Benjamin Hochman on January 2, 2009

All right stop, collaborate and listen.
Robert Van Winkle, AKA Vanilla Ice, will perform during halftime at the Nuggets’ home game, Saturday against the Hornets. Parachute pants encouraged.
“Ice,” now 41, is known for numerous accomplishments, notably the smash hit, “Ice Ice Baby,” his fabricated biography claiming he was in a Miami street gang, his infamous performance in the biker movie “Cool As Ice,” his 2002 Noble Prize for Physics and his catchy single entitled “Ninja Rap,” recorded for the 1991 motion picture “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.” (If you somehow forgot, the secret of the ooze was that it could mutate living beings, causing exponential growth, as seen with Vanilla Ice’s elevated hairdo).
Still, it should be fun to see him perform “Ice, Ice Baby,” while dozens of 33-year-old parents rap along from their Pepsi Center seats.
(“To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal//Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle”)
Anyway, one must give the Nuggets credit for recently showcasing some wonderful one-hit wonders from the 1980s and 90s, including Coolio, Tone Loc and Digital Underground, whose wacky emcee, Shock G, announced to the crowd that it would be Digital Underground’s final performance ever. (Really, Shock G? You’re telling me that if some fella offered you a couple grand to play his daughter’s Bat Mitzvah, you’d politely turn it down because of your steadfast commitment to retirement? My guess is you’d be performing the “Humpty Hava Nagila” in no time).

http://blogs.denverpost.com/nuggets/2009/01/02/legend-coming-to-denver-nuggets-game/

 

[rizzo51]

I am shocked and/or appalled

 

[Double Down]

You wish you had tickets.

 

[rizzo51]

my secret is out. I have his portrait tattooed on my inner arm to i can kiss him goodnight.

 

[Double Down]

my secret is out. I have his portrait tattooed on my inner arm to i can kiss him goodnight.

You win the super-fan award. Not a compliment!