Revenge of the Fallen Things Revenge of the Fallen taught me......

[Immortalfire]

43. if a extremely hot chick wants to get it on, check her ass first to see if any metal comes out

Sound advice.

 

[mikey1974]

52. You can put soda machines in your dorm room at college.

53. Bumblebee needs a robo-diaper,since he can't stop peeing.

54. the smaller the Decepticon,the harder it is to understand (TF1 - Frenzy,TF2 - The Doctor)

 

[Goopman25]

Things Revenge of the Fallen taught me......1)I still have a jones for the 86 animated film (even more now). There was death, the anime is dated and 80's but it had story with multiple messages. 2)Hollywood gives two noogits about the fans of the original. 3)The last 40 seconds of the flick had me at boing(Megan Fox and Labeouf hugging).

 

[SAINTofKILLERS]

51. It wasn't Sam's war, but Optimus feared it soon would be.

HAHAHAHAHAH I don't know why I thought that was so dman funny but my now soaked monitor from the water I had in my mouth hates u.

TIL:
-Bay loves balls. Enough to make a giant robot have them.
-Soundwave is actually Doctor Claw.
-Cybertron is apparently closer to earth than the Moon or at least close enough where decepticons can rain from the heavens in a moments notice.
-Sam and mikaela are a mile away from Optimus but the U.S army has time to deploy, drop, and send fighter jets to primes location before in the middle of ****ing Egypt before they can get to him.
-All it takes to defeat Devastator is two fowel mouthed racist ***** plucking at his face.
-John Tutturo loves Sector 7. Like "I wear banana hammock underware" loves them
-To control Megatron all you need is a fancy pimp cane thingy. Unicron had it all wrong.

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[MadVillainy]

55) You can make a movie with no story and still have a hit
56) Megan Fox cant act
57) If you're an autobot that doesn't talk trash then you don't get screen time
58) College is the greatest place in the known universe

 

[Mr. Earle]

HAHAHAHAHAH I don't know why I thought that was so dman funny but my now soaked monitor from the water I had in my mouth hates u.

TIL:
-Bay loves balls. Enough to make a giant robot have them.
-Soundwave is actually Doctor Claw.
-Cybertron is apparently closer to earth than the Moon or at least close enough where decepticons can rain from the heavens in a moments notice.
-Sam and mikaela are a mile away from Optimus but the U.S army has time to deploy, drop, and send fighter jets to primes location before in the middle of ****ing Egypt before they can get to him.
-All it takes to defeat Devastator is two fowel mouthed racist ***** plucking at his face.
-John Tutturo loves Sector 7. Like "I wear banana hammock underware" loves them
-To control Megatron all you need is a fancy pimp cane thingy. Unicron had it all wrong.

55) You can make a movie with no story and still have a hit
56) Megan Fox cant act
57) If you're an autobot that doesn't talk trash then you don't get screen time
58) College is the greatest place in the known universe

Lol you guys!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

58. Moviegoers can still find racism in anything.

 

[WompuM]

59. Especially in actual racism.

 

[WompuM]

39. If Indy had some racist stereotypes sidekicks, he could have found the Holy Grail, AND the Matrix of Leadership

It cannot be found. It must be earned. Duh.

 

[MadVillainy]

59. Especially in actual racism.

60. Racism is a very divided subject....

 

[Eddie Brock]

40. in order to write shias injury into the script they just made it so he hurthimself at the most random time (how did he mess up his hand in the movie) he lands and is like AH

Actually, he burnt it when Jetfire decided to open a Space Bridge without telling them. In the novelization, Jetfire explains that the technology was so dangerous that they discontinued it in further Transformers. In the movie, everyone remarks that it was a terrible way to travel. Jetfire even acknowledges that it "wasn't as bad" as he thought it would be.

Granted, Bay didn't give enough of an explanation, but there was one. I thought it was pretty obvious his hand was burnt, though.

 

[chaseter]

It cannot be found. It must be earned. Duh.

Dokta Jownz!

 

[neevnav]

61. That the Autobots live in the same hanger that the Armadillo from Armageddon lives in.

 

[SpiderByte]

61: Even if you only have one line, if it's "Damn, I'm good!" you can STILL be awesome.
62: The Primes look almost EXACTLY alike.
63: Rail guns glow purple.
64: Nobody can notice a giant plane going missing from a museum.
65: Prime knows how to fly.
66: Lennox knows the Autobots by name. AWESOME!
67: Bay REALLY likes explosives
68: Decapitated heads are still radioactive.
69: Simmons isn't obsessed.
70: Mixmaster has a sick hood ornament.
71: Demolishor....demolishes things.
72: Bee STILL can't talk.
73: Keep pot away from Julie White.

 

[chaseter]

Bee can talk for the last time...did some of you even pay attention???

 

[SpiderByte]

Bee can talk for the last time...did some of you even pay attention???

He doesn't say anything out loud in ROTF....

 

[CEREBRAL....]

Bee can talk for the last time...did some of you even pay attention???

calm down killa...!!



74. after all the movies that had come out. College kids rather have a poster of BAD BOYS 2 on their wall...

 

[chaseter]

He doesn't say anything out loud in ROTF....

And Sam clearly explains why at the beginning.

 

[chaseter]

calm down killa...!!



74. after all the movies that had come out. College kids rather have a poster of BAD BOYS 2 on their wall...

It is clearly presented.

Yeah the Bad Boys 2 poster made me roll my eyes. That just shows you how pompous Bay is.

75. Nobody wondered why someone was bringing tons of books and electronics into a cold meat locker.

 

[CEREBRAL....]

76. Freshmen in college can't have cars on campus...can when you're in h.s. but not in college..

 

[SuperJediHero]

You don't die or get injuries when dropped from air.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen.html?showVideo=1

 

[kedrell]

78. When trying to hit a giant robot with a battleship mounted rail gun, ALWAYS AIM FOR THE GIANT TESTICLES!!

 

[omid17]

79. Primes can actually be killed by other transformers not just the Primes

 

[Trainwreck2100]

80 Obama appoints real jerks

 

[Rogles]

81. Weak villains make for a lackluster climax. (Actually that's a lie, I already knew that! :P)