Things Worth Shortening Your Life For

[The Spawn]

Can you name anything you won't give up even though, essentially, it's shortening your lifespan?

Butter?

Alcohol?

Cigarettes?

Soda?

Cocaine?

 

[Go Web Go!]

Soda's killing me? Oh damn.

 

[Immortalfire]

Soda's killing me? Oh damn.

Everything is, these days. But some things do it slower than others.

 

[StorminNorman]

Living is worth shortening your life for.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Everything is, these days. But some things do it slower than others.

Hooters wings?

 

[Immortalfire]

Hooters wings?

Nooooo

 

[Majic Walrus]

Addiction to opioids?

I kid.

 

[SuBe]

Dihydrogen Monoxide.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I see what you did there.

 

[Carcharodon]

Dihydrogen monoxide.

Fixed. Use scientific conventions, damnit!

 

[SuBe]

Fixed. Use scientific conventions, damnit!

I don't believe in Conventions.

 

[The Guard]

More life.

 

[Carcharodon]

I don't believe in Conventions.

Fair enough.

With respect to the thread topic...diet soda. Love it, though some reports suggest an increase in the likelihood of cancer by association. It's unverified, though. To me it's better than the alternative of regular soda, which pumps straight up fructose into your body in excess and bypasses metabolic controls.

 

[Victarion]

Cake

 

[SuBe]

Cake

The Cake is a Lie.

 

[Victarion]

What is a lie but the truth wrapped up in bacon?

Bacon-wrapped cake.

Also, if you have a heart condition, and are a sick **** like Me, The Spawn, or that other sick ****, then sex with a hot close relation.

 

[Figs]

What is a lie but the truth wrapped up in bacon?

Bacon-wrapped cake.

Also, if you have a heart condition, and are a sick **** like Me, The Spawn, or that other sick ****, then sex with a hot close relation.

LOL

I would have to say Cigarettes for me. Looking at how most people are dying now days, you'll most likely get cancer whether you smoked or not.

 

[Ronny Shade]

SEX WITH KRiSTY SWaNSON!!!11

 

[Wiseman]

If I was smarter when I was younger and didn't have "morals" I would've taken steriods and worked a lot harder to be a pro football player. The glory days would've been worth it

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Muscles

 

[darkseid26]

beef jerky

 

[Sawyer]

LOST. LOST is worth shortening my life for.

 

[Crazy Flakes]

To me it's better than the alternative of regular soda, which pumps straight up fructose into your body in excess and bypasses metabolic controls.

For sure. Plus regular soda makes your teeth feel all sticky and disgusting.

 

[AndThePickles]

Muscles

You're insane.

 

[Carcharodon]

The Cake is a Lie.

You will be baked, and cake will be served.