Things You Don't Understand Thread

[knowsbleed]

If you kicked me in the nuts, you would die from me kicking you back in the nuts... really hard, and I would make a deal with a crossroads demon* to bring you back to life so I could kill you again by kicking you in the nuts... really hard.





*Disclaimer: yeah... yeah... I've been watching a little too much Supernatural. But Netflix doesn't have Game of Thrones and that really irks me.

 

[Hotwire]

I don't understand why I or anyone else lives in this god forsaken desert. It's 111 degree's out today. It's hot year round. I'm an idiot for moving someplace completely devoid of weather. It's just ****ing hot.

I lived in El Paso for 3 years. Drove a car with no A/C. Loved it! Except for all the damned scorpions I kept finding in my apartment.

 

[PyroChamber]

I don't understand why women get face piercings, to me it just ruins a perfectly good face.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I lived in El Paso for 3 years. Drove a car with no A/C. Loved it! Except for all the damned scorpions I kept finding in my apartment.

you crazy man. I have no AC in my car and it literally has made me nocturnal. I don't leave my house at all during the day.

 

[E-Man]

If you kicked me in the nuts, you would die from me kicking you back in the nuts... really hard, and I would make a deal with a crossroads demon* to bring you back to life so I could kill you again by kicking you in the nuts... really hard.





*Disclaimer: yeah... yeah... I've been watching a little too much Supernatural. But Netflix doesn't have Game of Thrones and that really irks me.

I'll kick you back in the nuts for Supernatural sucking after season 3. You've got something to do with that. This much I know.

 

[knowsbleed]

Blasphemy... that show is permanently dope. Twisted, you got it.

 

[E-Man]

Nope. That show started sucking when they brought the angels in. If you disagree with me you are most definitely a criminal that eats children.

 

[knowsbleed]

Castiel is pretty much awesome. He's like a poor man's Karl Urban. As the title of the thread points out, you just don't understand.

btw... I wouldn't eat children, but if my plane crashlanded in the Andes and my only chance for survival was to eat people, I'd eat people. People who know me know this.

 

[E-Man]

Castiel was always meh to me. He was funny that one time he lost his powers though.

 

[redhawk23]

I don't understand people who complain about not having enough money for rent but then the next day go and get a new tattoo.

Also I don't understand why my roommate got a Harry potter tattoo on his arm but got the Deathly Hallows symbol and not the Dark Mark, or really an HP tattoo at all.

 

[teewee1432]

I don't understand when entry level jobs started requiring 5-7 years experience.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't understand why this thread ever died.

 

[KevanG]

This thread will either die a quick death or be closed quickly enough.

And it's all your fault.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't understand Kevan's pessimism. This is a great thread!

 

[KevanG]

I don't understand how you don't remember the history of every thread ever on the Hype. This one is specifically made for pessimism.

 

[E-Man]

I don't understand... I don't understand. I don't understand, *****.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't understand why men have nipples.

 

[webhead9707]

I don't understand why Hollywood insists on shoving love stories in our faces giving us unrealistic expectations.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't understand why Hollywood insists on shoving love stories in our faces giving us unrealistic expectations.

Related to this...
I don't understand why otherwise cool shows (Walking Dead, Lost) have to have love-triangles awkwardly inserted in them, so they can pander towards an elusive female audience, that'd probably watch the show on its inherent merits anyway.

 

[Kane52630]

I don't understand... I don't understand. I don't understand, *****.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I don't understand why men have nipples.

Because we all start off female and there's a hormone that turns up at some point to make us male. Nipples are left over.


On a somewhat related note I don't understand why typing "why do men" into Google results in those suggestions.

 

[KevanG]

People tend to be uninformed and assume really dumb ****. Those questions are to help clear that up.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

lol @ Googleplex. I didn't hit enter because...well...

lie, cheat, and pull away were the options. Who googles that? What? When did google become a support group. Just re-name it Groprah...

Um. I don't understand how why Marvel - if they did - would plot movies until 2028. Success is never guaranteed. If Cap 2 bombed, that would have probably hindered Dr. Strange. Why?

 

[KevanG]

It's a best case scenario. Besides if it does work out then it's better to have a long term plan than none.

 

[E-Man]

I don't understand why Knowsbleed stopped posting.