Things You Should be Able to Do When You Hit 20,000 posts

[The Incredible Hulk]

When you hit other certain post marks, you get things like an avatar, a custom title, or a bigger avatar.
Just for fun, what special privileges do you think you should get for having 20,000 posts. Since you've got to be a pretty long-time poster or really hardcore one to hit that mark. Here's some ideas of mine, let's hear yours...


1. Annually ban one other poster of your choosing

2. Post one gratuitous porn picture

3. Universal mod for a day

4. No post censoring for a week.

5. Admission into a secret forum to insult those with less than 20k posts

6. The ability to log into the Hype under any non-mod user's account for a day.

7. Unban a user of your choice

8. The ability to reset other users post counts and change their titles and avatars for a day.

9. Assume a previously banned users identity

10. Use an obnoxious 400x400 avatar and 20 line sig


what else ya got?

 

[kingman]

The ability to post with Malice

 

[Spider-X]

11. recieve a cookie cake with your name on it from all the SHH mods

 

[Tsunulia]

7. Unban a user of your choice

I like that one The secret forum sounds good too

Let's see........ We should get a get out of jail free card that can let us goof off and do something that can ban us but the card let's us off the hook

 

[TrailerCues]

Dew - But millions of users would be banned for the day

User - BILLIONS

Malice - I like it

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

again this wouldnt work, cause you would get a lot of little dixks spamming to reach it, if there ever was anything like this it should be done of length of time here

 

[TrailerCues]

if there ever was anything like this it should be done of length of time here

& that would not work because the admins & mods would get so much **** from the noobs it would not be worth the trouble

 

[Mee]

Go to Disney World!

 

[The Shape]

I've got a longggg way to go before I can even think about this...

 

[y2jversion1]

Jump off the top floor of a 10 story building for having no life.

 

[Spider-X]

Jump off the top floor of a 10 story building for having no life.

and survive!

 

[y2jversion1]

and survive!

Then you'll be a superhero and all the time you've spent at SHH will be worthwhile.

 

[Darth Elektra]

3. Universal mod for a day
10. Use an obnoxious 400x400 avatar and 20 line sig

Those two would work.

 

[oakzap425]

We used to have secret forums for people with a certain post count, until dumbasses ruined it.

 

[roach]

logg anyone off the site

 

[The Watchman]

217. Eat a baby rabbit without people giving you weird stares.

14. Jerk it to shemale porn without guilt.

 

[Morg]

When you hit other certain post marks, you get things like an avatar, a custom title, or a bigger avatar.
Just for fun, what special privileges do you think you should get for having 20,000 posts. Since you've got to be a pretty long-time poster or really hardcore one to hit that mark. Here's some ideas of mine, let's hear yours...


1. Annually ban one other poster of your choosing

2. Post one gratuitous porn picture

3. Universal mod for a day

4. No post censoring for a week.

5. Admission into a secret forum to insult those with less than 20k posts

6. The ability to log into the Hype under any non-mod user's account for a day.

7. Unban a user of your choice

8. The ability to reset other users post counts and change their titles and avatars for a day.

9. Assume a previously banned users identity

10. Use an obnoxious 400x400 avatar and 20 line sig


what else ya got?

Hmm pretty much can do all of them

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Celebrating advancement? Pfft, that's as generic as those whiny appreciation threads.

When people reach a large post count (10,000; 20,000; 30,000; etc. . .), they should receive a thread where they're flamed for the entire day. . . .

Just like a comedy roast. It would keep them honest and allow them to reflect on how far they've come since the days of being called things like 'newbie scum', 'bantha poo joo', 'dumb***,' '***wipe,' etc. . . .

Comedy Roasts for that poster. People can use them to reflect on the memories they have w/ that poster and affectionately flame them to no end for that one simple day.

Hype Comedy Roasts​

You know you like it.​

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All benefits based on higher post-count are a bad idea because it will invariably encourage spam.

How it should work is, everyone starts with all abilities, then if the poster breaks rules, everything (avatar, sig, etc.) should be taken away and earned back only after demonstrating a willingness to follow the rules over a specified ammount of time.
Then if they break the rules again, you give 'em probation.
Then if they break the rules again, you ban 'em.

It's simple and in no way encourages crap like that jerk who was going around to every thread in every forum posting "Hi" or "What's Up?" a few weeks ago.

Maybe 3 strikes of Avatar/Sig removal
3 strikes of 2 week probation, then banneroni, at which point they start a new account and make their "Hi, I'm new here, just wanted to introduce myself!" thread.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Wilhelm - 'They lack discipline!"

 

[Morg]

Maybe 3 strikes of Avatar/Sig removal
3 strikes of 2 week probation, then banneroni, at which point they start a new account and make their "Hi, I'm new here, just wanted to introduce myself!" thread.

Until a mod do a IP check and ban him I always checking new user's IP more often then not it ain't a newbie

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

11. Ban a mod for a week

 

[Shuley]

How about once you hit 20,000 posts mark, The Mod delivers you a hooker since someone with 20K posts is someone who doesn't get away from the computer much.

 

[Super Flight]

you should be able to ban somone from a thread that you make, if they get annoying, or delete posts in your own threads that you feel are spam

 

[Colossal Spoons]

11. Ban a mod for a week

Haha nice.