Things you still can't do

[Captain Planet!]

I can't be as awesome as Superman.

 

[redmarvel]

I can't do as much with Prep Time as Batman

 

[Eggyman]

I bet you could do enough

 

[ComicChick]

sleep for more than 4 hours in a row

 

[knowsbleed]

I can't keep a consistent workout schedule to save my life... my procrastinatory skills are exceptional.

 

[xisaacx]

swim