Things you still can't do

I can not do perfect grammar to save my life.

 

I can't drive.

 

Same here. Clip-ons FTW.

 

I cannot swim.

 

I can not tie neck ties either. At my senior prom, I had to get one of my date's friends to do it before we went in

 

I can't tie a neck tie either but I have no choice to figure it out because in three weeks I have a very important interview. I remember the last time I tied one of those things it looked kind of odd(I watched a video online). I figured maybe it was just me thinking that . However I went and did an interview and it got a look . I knew right after that I had f***ed up

 

speak Arabic

 

I've had a guitar for 5 years and I still can't learn how to play it

 

Whistle. Never been able to whistle. But I have money, so I don't care.

 

draw

 

I can't sing, not a really a good dancer either

 

i can't play guitar hero....even though i can play REAL guitar better than yo momma

 

That's actually amazingly helpful.

 

Your black card is on probation.

 

skateboard.
I can move around but can't do any tricks, not even ollie really. I've had skateboards for nearly 20 years.

 

I cant hold a conversation with girls i like, all for avoiding saying something dumb and them wind up hating me.

 

swim.

 

it's the easiest way to tie a tie. I can't do all that fancy crap.

 

I Thought you had a girlfriend. You don't have a conversation with her?

 

I can't spell definetly.

 

Lmfao. Me neither! I always spell it wrong. Good thing there's spellcheck.

 

Blow a god damn bubble with gum.

 

If this was asked 2 years ago I'd say swallow a pill. I have never in my life been able to do that, I must have a phobia of choking, but I can now but it's not easy. I guess I'll go with drive a manual trasnsmission good.