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Since it was pretty popular in the Marvel forum, I'm deciding to try it out here.

I'm in a creative blank at this second, but post what you guys have. :D
 
BATMAN: ...Wait, why the hell did I design my costume to look as though I have underwear over my pants? F**k this, I'm going kevlar armor, Begins style.

SUPERMAN: I'm not homophobic or anything, but...the way Jimmy looks at me is really starting to creep me out. :o
 
Dr Mid-Nite : Dinah Laural Lance..will you marry me?

Black Canary: Yes.
 
Mr.Miracle: Barda, the whole bondage thing isn't working for me.
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Batman: Robin, let's go.

Robin: To the batcave?

Batman: No....Disneyland.

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Lois Lane: Maybe Superman would get laid once in a while if he didn't spend so much time in his "fortress of solitude"
 
in ic #7 after they take down superboy prime i want someone (booster gold maybe? ot jamie, yea he's a kid) yell out

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If this was in continuity, I'd be very happy:

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Superman: *Thinks,then speaks* "Why do i still bother to save the world?People are just going to die anyway."
 
Robin: Does my but look big in this?

Batman: I told you not while we're on duty
 
The scene: Batman, after a falling out with the League, has broken into the Watchtower with a large number of high tech gadgets, and is atempting to bring them all down one by one. Superman steps forward.

"Bruce, what's this about?"

Batman smirks.

"I'm not going to reveal who I am to the government. I'm going to show you that you're wrong. I've planted bombs all over Metropolis, Kesytone City, Central City, and Hub City. With the press of a button, they'll go off, killing thousands of innocent people. Now, I might be bluffing. I might not. The quest...."

Suddenly, Aquaman rushes forward. He grabs Batman, and throws him 50 feet into the far wall. He falls to the round, unconscious.

"God, I hate that guy."


The others stare at Aquaman.

"What? He was bluffing."

They continue to stare at him.

"....I think."
 
Zauriel: "Hey, check out my new monthly ongoing series."
 
MaskedManJRK said:
Since it was pretty popular in the Marvel forum, I'm deciding to try it out here.

I'm in a creative blank at this second, but post what you guys have. :D
(smirk)

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Just to see how Bats would be afterwards,....
 

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For Superman to say: I think my Spider Sense is tingling.

Have the rest of the JLA give him a weird look.
 
The Question said:
The scene: Batman, after a falling out with the League, has broken into the Watchtower with a large number of high tech gadgets, and is atempting to bring them all down one by one. Superman steps forward.

"Bruce, what's this about?"

Batman smirks.

"I'm not going to reveal who I am to the government. I'm going to show you that you're wrong. I've planted bombs all over Metropolis, Kesytone City, Central City, and Hub City. With the press of a button, they'll go off, killing thousands of innocent people. Now, I might be bluffing. I might not. The quest...."

Suddenly, Aquaman rushes forward. He grabs Batman, and throws him 50 feet into the far wall. He falls to the round, unconscious.

"God, I hate that guy."


The others stare at Aquaman.

"What? He was bluffing."

They continue to stare at him.

"....I think."

:down :confused: :down
 
Spidey Rules 2 said:
For Superman to say: I think my Spider Sense is tingling.

Have the rest of the JLA give him a weird look.

didnt spiderman make a superman refrence a few times?
 
Robin: "...After all this time, and through three different Robin's, you still haven't told me what a ward is."

Batman: "Quiet or papa spank."
 
In Metropolis... Dalton Tower...

Barbara gets up out of her wheel chair and goes to get coffee, forgetting that her best friend Dinah Lance was there.

Dinah: HOLY **** BARBARA! YOU'RE WALKING

Barbara realizing that her best kept secret was out.

Barbara: OH PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD I'M HEALED!

She falls to the ground thinking, damn it I knew I should have told her that there was a JLA meeting to discuss whether or not she's a founder.
 
Arsenal: I still hit the stuff from time to time.

I swear, for some reason, Speedy on smack is like the funniest thing in the world to me. I have no idea why, but... yeah.
 
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: What?
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: [pauses] How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
Superman: I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question.
Batman: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick **** and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. You know what you should do? Do a little more ****ing and a little less eating, so you don't have to blame it all on me and everybody else, you understand me? You're cracking up! Ya' ****ing screw ball ya'!
 
after sbp throws another hissy fit and tears space again

mia: woohoo sbp knocked aids outta existance

jason todd: urrgghh...kaff..kaff (dies again)

ted kord: it was just a flesh wound WOOHOO !!!
 
HR-PUFF&STUFF said:
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: What?
Superman: Did you **** my wife?
Batman: [pauses] How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?
Superman: I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question.
Batman: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick **** and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. You know what you should do? Do a little more ****ing and a little less eating, so you don't have to blame it all on me and everybody else, you understand me? You're cracking up! Ya' ****ing screw ball ya'!
okay and why would a talk like that take place?
 
Batman's holding a thug over a roof.
Thug: WHO ARE YOU?
Batman: Well...I don't know how to say this but...I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I own....many....leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Thug:.....I...uh....what?
 
Batman: You know, I'm tired of being such a *****ebag all the time. It was fun and edgy at first, but after being kicked out of the JLA for the eighth time and mouthing off to the most powerful man on Earth, and basically coming THIS CLOSE to banging Wonder Woman until she decided I was crazy...maybe I should just cool off for a while. Be more like my animated counterpart, who is dark and mysterious without most of the ******* tendencies.

Aquaman: Wait...why do I exist again?

Superman: Soooo...we're revoking your JLA membership.
Flash: What? Why?
Superman: I mean...what can you do?
Flash: I'm the Fastest Man Alive! I run fast!
Superman: Yeah, great. Me too. Plus I have heat vision. And can headbutt the moon. Plus one time I kissed Lois Lane and made her forget stuff. Tell me right now why I shouldn't burn you?
Flash: Uh.....URK!
Superman: And that's that. Now, onto new business...
 

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