This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Hooligan32]

All of a sudden I'm not so sure I like her that much anymore.

 

[Hooligan32]

Wouldn't it be funny if she was pregnant now?

You can't get a woman's face pregnant, dumbass.

 

[kainedamo]

You can if she decides to spit out your junk into a cup and gets herself a turkey baster.

 

[Lackey]

You can't get a woman's face pregnant, dumbass.

think again

 

[Hooligan32]

OMG!!! That's her!

 

[C.F. Kane]

All of a sudden I'm not so sure I like her that much anymore.

It's never been easy to distinguish between love and infatuation.

But ask yourself if you still like her after you've spent some more time with her.

 

[jaguarr]

All of a sudden I'm not so sure I like her that much anymore.

LMAO! Well, get to know her a little bit more without the two of you being drunk and liplocked to each other's genitals before you decide.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I must be the only guy alive who doesn't wanna hook up with women when he's drunk. I think that's when the clarity of my decisions drops from 100% to 97% accuracy and I'd much rather kep drinking or dance or w/e. When I was single; I only canoodled sober.

 

[comicgirl]

LMAO! Well, get to know her a little bit more without the two of you being drunk and liplocked to each other's genitals before you decide.

jag

let's hope the genitals were "covered" before locking commenced..........

 

[Hooligan32]

let's hope the genitals were "covered" before locking commenced..........

Thanks mom.

Anyway, I just spoke to her over msn and when I had to go she called me "muffin stump". I'm interested again.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Muffin stump. Hmmm. Sounds like an STD to me.

 

[jaguarr]

WTF is a muffin stump?

P.S. - Don't let yourself turn into the latest Hype MSN dating tragedy and focus of ridicule...

jag

 

[JLBats]

All of a sudden I'm not so sure I like her that much anymore.

You're pathologically unhappy

 

[kainedamo]

Thanks mom.

Anyway, I just spoke to her over msn and when I had to go she called me "muffin stump". I'm interested again.

Excellent. You have her msn. Follow my example. Confess your love for her on msn! Confess it!!

 

[Hooligan32]

WTF is a muffin stump?

P.S. - Don't let yourself turn into the latest Hype MSN dating tragedy and focus of ridicule...

jag

It was just a brief convo on msn, I'm in no danger of becoming whatever-his-name-is (starts with a k I think). And I'm pretty sure the "muffin stump" thing was a joke. Like making fun of a ******ed pet name. Either that or she's nuts. Either way, she has a really nice rack.

 

[jaguarr]

So....you're like her ******ed pet?

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Either way, she has a really nice rack.

and that's all that matters

 

[Hooligan32]

So....you're like her ******ed pet?

jag

Sure. Why not?

 

[FRUITY]

So....you're like her ******ed pet?

jag

Most boys are.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Whew, you are a girl


Wait, not necessarily

 

[kainedamo]

One thing to be careful about, Hooligan. You already know that it can be very difficult to read women. She was kinda angry with you from the previous meetup because you were insensitive and rude but didn't know you were being insensitive and rude.

Women are vindictive *****es. She might try to reel you in and try to give you some punishment. Punishment like punching you in the face. Women are like that. I hate women.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Say "no homo."

 

[comicgirl]

Thanks mom.

Anyway, I just spoke to her over msn and when I had to go she called me "muffin stump". I'm interested again.

muffin stump?............awwwww! that's sweet

 

[Hooligan32]

Whew, you are a girl


Wait, not necessarily

What does it matter?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

This thread is still here?