This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Hooligan32]

One thing to be careful about, Hooligan. You already know that it can be very difficult to read women. She was kinda angry with you from the previous meetup because you were insensitive and rude but didn't know you were being insensitive and rude.

Women are vindictive *****es. She might try to reel you in and try to give you some punishment. Punishment like punching you in the face. Women are like that. I hate women.

LOL You're funny.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The whole aura of her username, pink font, avatar, and user title could prove to be very "unique" if not. That's all.

 

[Hooligan32]

This thread is still here?

You're just jealous that you didn't get to bite me.

 

[Hooligan32]

The whole aura of her username, pink font, avatar, and user title could prove to be very "unique" if not. That's all.

I think it would lighten this place up to have some gay posters around. The drapes would definitely be nicer.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're just jealous that you didn't get to bite me.

I'll bite your muffin stump in half.

 

[FRUITY]

Whew, you are a girl


Wait, not necessarily

I am and you're creepy

 

[Hooligan32]

I'll bite your muffin stump in half.

What's your #? Let's talk.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I think it would lighten this place up to have some gay posters around. The drapes would definitely be nicer.

There are a ton. This one would be....."fruity"

I am and you're creepy

No, no. Just being inquisitive.

 

[FRUITY]

No, no. Just being inquisitive.

What's the difference?

 

[JLBats]

I'll bite your muffin stump in half.

Yeah, he probably shouldn't have told us about his muffin stump.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That you'd be the first gay Hypster to be quite this "flamboyant". But you're not, you're a girl. Makes sense?

 

[Hooligan32]

****. Is that what muffin stump means?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

What's your #? Let's talk.

ew no

 

[Hooligan32]

ew no

By no, you obviously mean "later", right?

 

[JLBats]

****. Is that what muffin stump means?

It means you have an extremely short shaft and huge head.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Is that like a chode?

 

[Hooligan32]

That *****.

 

[Hooligan32]

Is that like a chode?

Nope. higher.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ew, that must suck.

 

[Lackey]

 

[JLBats]

Haha, I hope he calls and yell and breaks up with her now.

I ruined your relationship, just like I ruined my parent's marriage.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I really want a warm buttery banana nut muffin now.

 

[Hooligan32]

Haha, I hope he calls and yell and breaks up with her now.

I ruined your relationship, just like I ruined my parent's marriage.

lol. divorce...

 

[Hooligan32]

I really want a warm buttery banana nut muffin now.

You're such a tramp. I think we should see other people.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're such a tramp. I think we should see other people.

I wish I could go back to the time of when Jesus walked the Earth because I would so **** him then write a Gospel about it.