This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Hooligan32]

Hell, I would **** him. I mean he's Jesus. Like, it's not gay if you're doin' it with Jesus right?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Quit stealing my aspirations.

 

[JLBats]

Hell, I would **** him. I mean he's Jesus. Like, it's not gay if you're doin' it with Jesus right?

"That is one Holy muffin stump."

 

[kainedamo]

Does Jesus have a big penis?

 

[Hooligan32]

Does Jesus have a big penis?

Duh. It's like God's penis.

 

[JLBats]

Does Jesus have a big penis?

You would know, Virgin Larry.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Jesus makes me horny.

 

[kainedamo]

The way alot of young and middle aged Christian women act, I don't you're the only one he makes horny Holly.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm not Christian, I'm Catholic.

 

[Hooligan32]

I'm not Christian, I'm Catholic.

Racist.

 

[kainedamo]

Do you go to confession and tell the priest what a bad girl you've been?

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

My ex liked it when I chewed on his testicles.

Ouch! wouldn't a nibble be enough?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Do you go to confession and tell the priest what a bad girl you've been?

No, but I tell Vicki that.

 

[Hooligan32]

Who's Vicki?

 

[C.F. Kane]

Who's Vicki?

And the gag keeps on running

 

[Holly Goodhead]

And I wish the ******ed...were re-smarted.
That's what I wish..that's what I wish.

 

[Hooligan32]

Yeah, seriously though, who the **** is Vicki? I don't like being kept in the dark.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'll never tell.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, seriously though, who the **** is Vicki? I don't like being kept in the dark.

kainedamo wants her
He wants her so bad
He wants her so bad it's driving him mad, it's driving him-

Duh nun nun nun nah, dun nun nun nuh

 

[Hooligan32]

Yet another reason why our relationship just isn't working. Lack of communication. And you being a *****.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Yet another reason why our relationship just isn't working. Lack of communication. And you being a *****.

And because I'm a full blown lesbian.

 

[Hooligan32]

Nobody is a full blown lesbian.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

TRIMspa Baby!

 

[Lackey]

And because I'm a full blown lesbian.

poppycock

 

[Mr. Credible]

I must be the only guy alive who doesn't wanna hook up with women when he's drunk. I think that's when the clarity of my decisions drops from 100% to 97% accuracy and I'd much rather kep drinking or dance or w/e. When I was single; I only canoodled sober.

if i'm sober and a drunk girl hits on me, i'll turn her down everytime... and usually babysit her so that no other bags of *****e try to get on her.

if i'm drunk and a drunk girl hits on me, though... 9 times out of 10, it's on like donkey kong.