This Craigslist Ad made me lawl... lawl with me!

[Double Down]

Nothing beats

Spoiler

 

[Groovetopia]

The real question is how disgusted/pissed is his son going to be when he finds out whats been going on with his trains...

"Daddy why are my trains always scratched up and sticky..."

 

[Double Down]

"Honey, what happened to all of that frozen imitation crab meat we had been hording?"