I think my wife is cheating on me...

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

OK I understand the problem. You're speaking in code as to why your wife is cheating on you.

When you say motorcycle is leaking, what your reallying saying is you're struggling with premature ejaculation, and by fix it yourself, your debating about getting help.

I can tell you that there are all kinds of supplements and pills for that, and that help is out there.

Or am I just reading too much in too this...I'm really confused by this thread now...
 
can you post the picture of your wife so we can understand the situation better?
 
I was watching an episode of 'Cheaters'....a woman, who was cheating on her husband, drove 20 miles to a mall, changed her clothes and put on a wig, got back in her car and drove another 30 miles to meet some guy she had been seeing for about 3 months and the guy knew her by another name.....

Sounds like my ex-fiancee:cmad:

(too bad I'm not kidding)
 
Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.


And nice job at stealing someone else's joke, Poeman.
 
Damn with all these cheating stories... I'm scared to get into a serious relationship now...
 
Damn with all these cheating stories... I'm scared to get into a serious relationship now...

Just be very very very very very cautious...

If you want a serious thread on this subject I could probably tell my story (though it may come across more as some sociopath story from Dateline NBC)
 
it's true . . . your wife is cheating on you . . . with ME!! Oh, and I took your motorbike for a little spin the other night; sorry :(
 
Damn with all these cheating stories... I'm scared to get into a serious relationship now...

don't be scared, just find someone you love and trust. and tag her like a seal so you can track her movements.
 
Just be very very very very very cautious...

If you want a serious thread on this subject I could probably tell my story (though it may come across more as some sociopath story from Dateline NBC)

I don't even wanna know man... I don't even wanna know.
 
^^^Your ex didn't really dress up as another person to bang another dude did she???

Little off topic... but anyone ever see the movie Jarhead? I am thinking who the **** would join the army after seeing that film... seems like every U.S soldier's girl was banging another dude while serving... just freaky... maybe society would be better off for men in relationships if Saudi Arabia was ruling the entire world. Lord knows what happens to women in that country if they cheat.
 
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^^^Your ex didn't really dress up as another person to bang another dude did she???

Little off topic... but anyone ever see the movie Jarhead? I am thinking who the **** would join the army after seeing that film... seems like every U.S soldier's girl was banging another dude while serving... just freaky... maybe society would be better off more men in relationships if Saudi Arabia was ruling the entire world. Lord knows what happens to women in that country if they cheat.

Not QUITE - but something similar to the JARHEAD scenario is involved actually - however I am not in the military if that gives you a clue...

Hell I may just go ahead and make a thread on this...I'm not so much sad or depressed at what I went through but bewildered and amused as elaborate and bizarre it is...:woot:
 
Not QUITE - but something similar to the JARHEAD scenario is involved actually - however I am not in the military if that gives you a clue...

Hell I may just go ahead and make a thread on this...I'm not so much sad or depressed at what I went through but bewildered and amused as elaborate and bizarre it is...:woot:

At the very least PM me because now my curiosity is off the charts... I'll just pretend this woman was a ****e whom you never had feelings for (no offense)... it would make me feel better reading it... :csad:
 
I notice on Cheaters, when a guy finds his woman cheating she always uses the same excuse "you're never home!", if that were me I'd be like "*****, I've got a job and bills to pay; I can't spend every waking moment with you!".
 
I notice on Cheaters, when a guy finds his woman cheating she always uses the same excuse "you're never home!", if that were me I'd be like "*****, I've got a job and bills to pay; I can't spend every waking moment with you!".

Oh come on....don't women in relationships know that when the man is away the Sims 2 is the way?
 
Funny if your wife spent more time away from you would you cheat or just eat doritos and play video games?
 
I just laughed my ass off. I have been pwned
 
So are we ever gonna get an update about this or was the whole thing just a made up story to pass the time?
 

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