This is NOT possible!! I failed!

[Edward Brock]

I honestly can't tell what's more hilarious, E Bison's original post or Mr Lex Luthor's replies.
This is pure gold, I tells ya'.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Those asians try to master every video game but I believe you can do it.

 

[Immortalfire]

Perhaps Bison should call Chet, the professional video game trainer?

 

[Knives122]

Perhaps he should call Chuck Norris, that way he can actually win when he sets up a rematch

 

[Erzengel]

Those asians try to master every video game but I believe you can do it.

We do.

Bison lacks discipline.

He has to start at the beginning before he can snatch the pebble from my hand.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

This. Thread. ROCKZ!!!

LMAO

... Bison, I believe it's time to throw yourself on your sword, that is if you have any honor at all.

 

[LEX]

I honestly can't tell what's more hilarious, E Bison's original post or Mr Lex Luthor's replies.
This is pure gold, I tells ya'.

Que?

 

[THWIP*]

I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO...........F*** HIS STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND.

 

[dmcnx]

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN DO...........F*** HIS STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND.

Seconded.

 

[November Rain]

only a killer instinct 97 hit ultra combo can save the day....

 

[dmcnx]

I remember one time I was playing a game, I think it was marvel vs. capcom, and this guy hit me with a 127 hit combo as MegaMan. Wow that hurt...it was like emasculation, but not really, cause it was a videogame

 

[bulok]

Yeah you can **** his girlfriend all you want, you still suck at Street Fighter. Go challenge an 5yr old nephew or something. that always makes me feel better after i get an ass whuppin.

 

[Dr. MIX]

I don't know what's funnier, Bison's posts or the people taking him seriously

 

[The Lizard]

switch to soul calibur, it's far more of a challenge

 

[Leto Atrides]

He's an Asian. You don't beat those fella's at fighting games. In my experience, FPSs are their weak point. I can get beat on by my Chinese and Korean (I don't know one Japanese person, oddely enough, in a town with a ton of Asian poeple ) buddies for hours on end at Soul Calibur and Tekken, but once we break out the Halo or Unreal I am god.

You've got to choose a different playing field.

 

[jaguarr]

The old Bison would NEVER have lost those matches.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

He's an Asian. You don't beat those fella's at fighting games. In my experience, FPSs are their weak point. I can get beat on by my Chinese and Korean (I don't know one Japanese person, oddely enough, in a town with a ton of Asian poeple ) buddies for hours on end at Soul Calibur and Tekken, but once we break out the Halo or Unreal I am god.

You've got to choose a different playing field.

You forgot the dancing games. We kick ass in those too.

 

[November Rain]

I remember one time I was playing a game, I think it was marvel vs. capcom, and this guy hit me with a 127 hit combo as MegaMan. Wow that hurt...it was like emasculation, but not really, cause it was a videogame

a dude gave me a 99 hit combo with gambit once in x-men vs streetfighter, my only saving grace was that with the lil energy i had i still kicked his ass....

 

[November Rain]

you and jag are always self promoting at every opportunity...

 

[dmcnx]

a dude gave me a 99 hit combo with gambit once in x-men vs streetfighter, my only saving grace was that with the lil energy i had i still kicked his ass....

Thats why I prefer Tekken, theres no ridiculous combo's

 

[bulok]

You forgot the dancing games. We kick ass in those too.

That's a given. White guys cant dance (unless you're Van Damme)

 

[jaguarr]

you and jag are always self promoting at every opportunity...

Do you want to find yourself at the TWELFTH place, mister? Well...do you? Keep it up and you might! *shakes finger*

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

it's great to see Van Damme letting his inner cheerleader/teen-aged Japanese Hello Kitty fan out on film., again.

 

[Socrates]

It's not like this is the first time you had to admit defeat, Bison.

 

[Knives122]

He's an Asian. You don't beat those fella's at fighting games. In my experience, FPSs are their weak point. I can get beat on by my Chinese and Korean (I don't know one Japanese person, oddely enough, in a town with a ton of Asian poeple ) buddies for hours on end at Soul Calibur and Tekken, but once we break out the Halo or Unreal I am god.

You've got to choose a different playing field.

You know it's funny, I've never played an asian in a video game before.....wonder how I compare.