This May Be Your Show, But This Is MY Wrestling Thread! - Part 242

[Dr. Evil]

The Guitar of Jericho:

 

[TheFuture]

Wait. What happened to Callisto?

He's Glenn Jacobs' replacement as Kane.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So you can throw your opponent through tables, into stairs, into post and other crap around the ring, but an exposed turnbuckle is a no?

 

[Loki882]

The commentators sucking up to Roman constantly was really irritating.

"Hey we've got a not hot crowd. So lets take the few people who ARE getting good reactions, and give them little to nothing to do on the show. Aren't we geniuses?" No, no you're not.

WWE has botched Mickie James's return so badly that it's almost pathetic at this point.

It was a boring show, simple as that.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'm holding out hope that New Day comes out of a Tardis tonight.

 

[chamber-music]

Deano!

Neville said TJ Perkins was his friend like one of the Inbetweeners
[YT]/43L4dQETxxA[/YT]

 

[Dr. Evil]

I'm holding out hope that New Day comes out of a Tardis tonight.

They will not be back until Kofi is healthy.

 

[Warhammer]

They will return...at Great Balls of Fire...with pianos to boot.

 

[TheFuture]

Great balls of bootios.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Aren't they on SD now?

 

[Pink Ranger]

They will not be back until Kofi is healthy.

Xavier and Big E are just going to play Madden NFL on youtube until Kofi comes back?

If so, they're missing a key opportunity for Xavier and Big E to be a 2-man team, but carrying around a Kofi cutout to be at ringside for all their matches. Somehow, they can figure out a way for the cutout to engage in outside interference.

 

[JabarR]

WWE SmackDown Spoiler Results & Discussion (5/9)

Spoiler

The May 9th edition of WWE SmackDwn was taped live at the O2 Arena in London, England and will air later on the USA Network.



– Randy Orton comes out to the ring first to kick off SmackDown with his first promo since the House of Horrors. Orton gets interrupted by Sami Zayn, AJ Styles, Baron Corbin, Jinder Mahal and Kevin Owens, and an all-our brawl breaks out to close the segment.



– Natalya def. Becky Lynch: Charlotte, Naomi, Carmella (with Ellsworth) and Tamina were all at ringside for this one. After Natalya rolls up Becky for the win, Becky, Charlotte and Naomi issue a challenge the heels to a six-woman match at Backlash.


– WWE airs another video package promoting Lana’s upcoming SmackDown debut.


– The latest edition of Fashion Files with Breezango is shown.


– Eric Rowan def. Luke Harper: Live reports say Harper used a new finisher to win this one.



– Dolph Ziggler comes out and cuts a promo on Shinsuke Nakamura, only to be interrupted by Nakamura. Nakamura got a good pop from the London crowd. The SmackDown newcomer issues a challenge to Ziggler for tonight, but Ziggler turns it down. Ziggler cheap-shots Nakamura and leaves him laying in the ring to close the segment.



– A video package airs promoting The New Day “coming soon” to SmackDown.



– Tyler Breeze & Fandango def. The Ascension

– Jinder Mahal, Kevin Owens & Baron Corbin def. Randy Orton, Sami Zayn & AJ Styles Jinder got the pinfall on Orton to win the main event for his team.

 

[Serpico Jones]

WWE ratings hitting record lows.

 

[Dr. Evil]

WWE ratings hitting record lows.

They may be forced to bring Cena back before he wants to be back.....when is he coming back anyways?

 

[famicommander]

It's going to be even more brutal when NFL season starts back up.

Right now TV contracts make up about 1/3 of WWE's total revenue, and their deal with USA is up after 2018.

They could see a massive revenue drop if WWE Network doesn't grow enough to compensate.

 

[Dr. Evil]

It's going to be even more brutal when NFL season starts back up.

Right now TV contracts make up about 1/3 of WWE's total revenue, and their deal with USA is up after 2018.

They could see a massive revenue drop if WWE Network doesn't grow enough to compensate.

Sunday Night Football has the elite level games, especially games featuring the NFL's Roman Reigns. The Monday Night Football Games are usually mediocre.

The NFL is about as crap as the WWE.

 

[Dr. Evil]

 

[Dr. Evil]

 

[Pink Ranger]

Damn, I wanted Mojo to hit that kid.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Damn, I wanted Mojo to hit that kid.

That's more of Orton's style. Once the kid is down then he stomps on each limb.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Sammi is bleeding! But you can't tell because it blends into his beard.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Juicing Mahal getting a push.

 

[Loki882]

So Becky lost again, and in a really pathetic way that made her look like a chump and didn't even get Natalya over much either. Of course she did. In other "shocking news," the oceans are big.

Sometimes it's REALLY hard to be a Becky Lynch fan. They seem dead set against letting her build any kind of real/sustained momentum.

On a more positive front, the "Fashion Police" continue to be funny

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So Becky lost again, and in a really pathetic way that made her look like a chump and didn't even get Natalya over much either. Of course she did. In other "shocking news," the oceans are big.

Sometimes it's REALLY hard to be a Becky Lynch fan. They seem dead set against letting her build any kind of real/sustained momentum.

On a more positive front, the "Fashion Police" continue to be funny

And yet she is still way more over the Naomi. Imagine that...

 

[Dr. Evil]

Juicing Mahal getting a push.

Don't worry, Cena will derail his push when Cena comes back.