Thor 2: Caption This!

THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

 

THOR: Dat ass!!

 

THOR: Nice skirt.

SIF: Right back at ya.

 

Funny stuff UF.



Actors Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander's reactions to Thor's poor performance & overall portrayal in Avengers Vs. X-Men

 

he looks awesome!

 

yeah i hadnt seen that set pic yet. Looks like they finally got the right hair color.

And are those bronze circles on his chestplate?

 

Top right....is that Malekith? I really hope it's not

 

Just another day at the Renaissance Festival

 

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

 

Okay. all kidding and all captioning aside (i finally get the point of this thread, literally just hit me) THIS looks like Thor

Hate to be "that guy" but he's not even looking at her ass

 

Whenever you see that kinda thing, a wizard did it.

 

THOR = SPURNED!!!

 

Indeed


THOR: "I sure hope no one notices that Sif walking by made me **** in my pants..."

 

Ah, that's what the leather flap is for

 

ODIN: "Repeat After Me - The Gun Is Good!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Gun Is Good!"
ODIN: "The Penis Is Evil!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Penis Is- WTF?!"

 

Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

 

Hehehehe


THOR: "Look it's not up to me if you appear in the sequels or not!"



THOR: "How many times do I have to tell you to stop slashing your cheeks?! You're not the friggin' Joker!!!"

 

LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred."



LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."



LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."




THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"

 

Thor: This battlefield can't even handle me right now!

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Sif: GO THOR! GO THOR! GO THOR!!

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Thor: STOP! Hammer time!

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Guy with glasses: Those dance moves are far too mainstream.

 

Funny stuff Hotwire


THOR: "Don't you ever, EVER say Shia Labeouf is a good actor! Labeouf is a stain on the soul of cinema and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"

 

Great stuff guys! Death to Labeouf!



THOR; So, it appears that Odin will die in this sequel.
SIF: Oh for crying out loud...
THOR: What?
SIF: You´re gonna say it, aren´t you?
THOR: Say what?
SIF: Please, you know it. Don´t waste my time.
THOR: So I might as well say it, don´t I?
SIF: Go ahead. Make it fast.
THOR: Say hail to the king, baby!
SIF: Sweet mercy...

 

THOR: Dammit, why did I chose Jane Foster again?









THOR: Oh, that´s right.

 

Funny stuff UF



THOR: "Sif, really, Snow White and I are just friends."
SIF: "That's what you said about Cinderella. And Sleeping Beauty. And the Little Mermaid-"
THOR: "Hey, I don't give you a hard time to running around with Prince Charming, Hercules, and JFK, do you really have to hold those against me?!"