Thor 2: Caption This!

[Godzilla2000]

Guy in Armor standing: Aw come on you milk drinker! Get up and fight me. It's just an arrow to the knee.

Guy on the ground: I used to be an adventurer like you...

Guy in Armor standing: Don't even start.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Dat ass!!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Nice skirt.

SIF: Right back at ya.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

Actors Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander's reactions to Thor's poor performance & overall portrayal in Avengers Vs. X-Men

 

[jaqua99]

he looks awesome!

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

yeah i hadnt seen that set pic yet. Looks like they finally got the right hair color.

And are those bronze circles on his chestplate?

 

[jaqua99]

Top right....is that Malekith? I really hope it's not

 

[Panthro]

Just another day at the Renaissance Festival

 

[ultimatefan]

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

 

[jaqua99]

THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

Okay. all kidding and all captioning aside (i finally get the point of this thread, literally just hit me) THIS looks like Thor

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

Hate to be "that guy" but he's not even looking at her ass

 

[ultimatefan]

Whenever you see that kinda thing, a wizard did it.

 

[Panthro]

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

 

[Bren]

THOR = SPURNED!!!

 

[Panthro]

Indeed

THOR: "I sure hope no one notices that Sif walking by made me **** in my pants..."

 

[Bren]

Ah, that's what the leather flap is for

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "Repeat After Me - The Gun Is Good!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Gun Is Good!"
ODIN: "The Penis Is Evil!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Penis Is- WTF?!"

 

[Hotwire]

Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

 

[Panthro]

Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

Hehehehe

THOR: "Look it's not up to me if you appear in the sequels or not!"

THOR: "How many times do I have to tell you to stop slashing your cheeks?! You're not the friggin' Joker!!!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred."

LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: This battlefield can't even handle me right now!

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Sif: GO THOR! GO THOR! GO THOR!!

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Thor: STOP! Hammer time!

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Guy with glasses: Those dance moves are far too mainstream.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Hotwire

THOR: "Don't you ever, EVER say Shia Labeouf is a good actor! Labeouf is a stain on the soul of cinema and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys! Death to Labeouf!

THOR; So, it appears that Odin will die in this sequel.
SIF: Oh for crying out loud...
THOR: What?
SIF: You´re gonna say it, aren´t you?
THOR: Say what?
SIF: Please, you know it. Don´t waste my time.
THOR: So I might as well say it, don´t I?
SIF: Go ahead. Make it fast.
THOR: Say hail to the king, baby!
SIF: Sweet mercy...

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Dammit, why did I chose Jane Foster again?

THOR: Oh, that´s right.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

THOR: "Sif, really, Snow White and I are just friends."
SIF: "That's what you said about Cinderella. And Sleeping Beauty. And the Little Mermaid-"
THOR: "Hey, I don't give you a hard time to running around with Prince Charming, Hercules, and JFK, do you really have to hold those against me?!"