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Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

Hehe, helium balloons...

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DAZZLER: "Good morning America, I'm Katie Couric."
 
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CYCLOPS: "That's right Wolvie, you may be the bad ass, but I'm the one tapping her ass!"
WOLVERINE: "Damn you, Cyclops! Damn you to the depths of Hell!"
 
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WOLVERINE: "Claws of Justice - when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitutes."
 
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JEAN: "One minute it's Cyclops complaining that I never do the dishes and the next minute it's Wolverine complaining that I never take out the trash. Like I have time to do domestic work! And on top of that, I was fending off both Magneto & Mr. Sinister as they were trying to vie for my soul & my Phoenix powers!"
STORM: "Men are just so darn inconsiderate."


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JEAN: "So I get back to the mansion after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil, I get to my room, and you know what I found? I found Cyclops & Wolverine in bed together!"
STORM: "Ouch. That's just so horribly tragic, yet I feel like laughing."
JEAN: "I know, seriously! My husband cheating on me with my boyfriend! And my boyfriend cheating on me with my husband!"
STORM: "You know, I just remembered I left Black Panther alone with Iron Man, I'd better get home and make sure he's behaving himself."
 
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WOLVERINE: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its ASS!!!!"


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BOBBY: "So Beast is voiced by the same guy who voiced the Hulk in all those direct to DVD animated Marvel movies, who is also the same guy who voiced Iron Man's butler Jarvis? Get outta here!"

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WOLVERINE: "No I am not Hugh Jackman!"

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EMMA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
WARREN: "But of course you are."
EMMA: "Plenty O'Toole."
WARREN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

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XAVIER'S HEAD: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
 
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XAVIER'S HEAD: "No, I am neither Marlon Brando's version of Jor-El, nor am I Captain Picard!"

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WOLVERINE: "Okay, so why am I the leader all of a sudden?"
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Because you're a man of character, a man of integrity, a man of the people, the people's champion, the hero with a thousand faces, a hero who- ah who am I kidding, the only reason you're the leader is because Marvel is addicted to ****ing you out for as much money as they can get, regardless of whether or not other characters suffer as a result."
WOLVERINE: "Hmm. That makes sense."

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WOLVERINE: "I Need An Adult!"

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WOLVERINE: Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass."

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WOLVERINE: "She had breast REDUCTION?! That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a really awesome, wonderful gift!"
CYCLOPS: "She had back problems."

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CYCLOPS: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Four! No wait, that's not right..."

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JEAN GREY: "No I am NOT Mary-Jane Watson in a home made Halloween costume!"

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JEAN GREY: "If you can get me some light beer, I'm yours."
CYCLOPS: "Just give me 5 minutes."
 

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