Toilet Of Doom: The One (of Doom)

[FunBobPants]

Chapter I
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Sam Frankton III leisurely walked down the dust, gravel covered streets of Downtown Wichita, he scanned the stalls, looking for the one he had began tracking last night. The One.
The one who couldn't stop talking about the giant toilet in British Columbia. The one who Sam suspected was either insane, on crack, or both.
He heard a scurrying noise behind him, reached for his pistol and found nothing. An empty holster. He turned around 180 degrees, spotted the short mutant and bolted, chasing down the one he had been hired to track.
Frankton ran for what seemed like hours, until the insane hobo tripped, falling forward and slamming face-first into a stall selling comic books. Sam grabbed the gun, but not before the hobo pulled the trigger, firing three shots into his one head. The hobo was dead and Sam had lost his biggest lead.





Chapter 2 coming SOON!

 

[venom628]

Cool!

 

[FunBobPants]

Chapter 2
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Sam walked into Frank's apartment just after callling him from a payphone.

"How could you let him die like that?"

"I couldn't have stopped him, he was too quick."

Sam sighed and sat down on the couch.

"Do you have anything new about the WMD in British Columbia?"

"Only this,"

Frank threw down 3 sattelite pictures , showing a large toilet in the middle of a snowy field."

"Frank, ... that's the X-15"

Chap 3 up SOON!


History of the X-15 part 1 next time!

 

[FunBobPants]

History of the X-15 Part 1 of 2
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The X-15 began in 2008 as a theoretical blueprint for a single, mega, public toilet. by 2017, it had staked out a small settlement in Canada and killed over 1 million.


February 15 2015 A.D.

New York , New York, The Grand Bush Duchy of Amerika


Dr. Benning begins construction on the X-15

February 21


Dr. Benning hires engineering student Fitzgerald to help him with the X-15


February 30


Fitzgerald unknowingly uploads a file with a harmful virus to the X-15



March 5


Fitzgerald dies of a broken neck while working on the X-15


November 2

Benning drowns in the first test of the X-15


December 15

A U.S. military strike force fails to dismantle the X-15


January 12 2016

X-15 gains self-awareness and begins heading towards Canada.

 

[FunBobPants]

History of the X-15 Part 2 of 2
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February 15

X-15 launches a tactical nuke towards Philadelphia, killing 900,000

March 13


Emperor Bush declares the X-15 an enemy of the state


March 15

The Amerikan Duchy ceases to exist after an attack by Sub-mutant/human hybrids

January 11, 2017

The First Mutant/Reptoid/Human Empire of the former Amerikaas comes into existence, led by Emperor Thaddeus I

next time: Secret Dealings of the X-15

 

[enterthemadness]

Interesting.

 

[FunBobPants]

indeed *transforms into emperor palpatine* muhuhahahamuhaahaaahaaa