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T H E
T O I L E T
O F
D O O M
ACT I of VI
ACT I Finished 2/6/08
written
by
SuperMonkey
and
enterthemadness
Based on an idea by FunBobPants
in association with
E. Bison Rocks
lovesteppenwolf
and
D. Bison
Scene and Plot Revisions by
SuperMonkey
Earlier Drafts by
FunBobPants
SCENE 1* OPENING - We are in a dark open space. There are many silver-colored particles revolving around the centre of the screen. There is a bright flash, illuminating everything to reveal that the particles are water droplets and they are revolving around a toilet drain. Suspenseful music plays throughout.
THE NARRATOR
In the year 2012, one man, contracted by the Canadian military, activated a long dormant piece of alien technology. In the process, it gained super-human intelligence and powers. Now it is the year 4012 and it wants revenge for the atrocities committed against it. It is...
A medium tempo rock intro plays.
FEMALE SINGER
The Toooiiiiillet of Doom!
The flash dies down, the droplets disappear, the music fades out and we
FADE TO.
SCENE 2* EXT. ORBIT AROUND PLANET EARTH - SWINGING AROUND TO THE DAYSIDE
Caption:
Earth Orbit
August 26th, 4012 A.D.
2:45 AM Universal Time Coordinated
An OLD SPY SATELLITE circles the earth. It is thousands of years old and is missing a part of a solar panel. It has lain dormant for decades.
We briefly switch to a close up view of the screen of a laptop, on EARTH. Someone types a string of characters.
On Computer Screen:
CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>
The laptop beeps.
On Computer Screen:
CONNECTED TO SATELLITE
Back to ORBIT.
The SATELLITE fires one of it's THRUSTERS and moves over North America, it is barely recognisable. The areas surrounding Manhattan, Washington, Toronto and Dallas are grey. Much of the Gulf Coast is flooded, New Orleans, Tampa, Cape Canaveral and many other famous locations are under water, and the WESTERN UNITED STATES is entirely DESERT.
A tiny red light near the camera's lens flashes twice.
CUT TO.
SCENE 3* EXT. CALIFORNIA NUCLEAR DESERT, THE FORMER UNITED STATES - NIGHT
Caption:
California Nuclear Desert
August 26th
2:47 AM Universal Time Coordinated
We see three HUMANOID FIGURES walking across a ridge and then a startled HUMAN operating a laptop crosslegged on the DESERT. The HUMAN bolts up, grabs the laptop and hurries back to a small OUTCROPPING/CAVE.
HUMAN(whispering to self)
Dammit!
He ducks into a small inset area in the cave, and pulls an antique 21st Century .45 CALIBER PISTOL off of a hip holster and checks the clip, fully loaded. He flips off the safety and raises it, not ready to give up without a fight.
He thinks for a few seconds, then comes out of the hiding spot, grabs the laptop, prints off the satellite picture then uses a built in FAX MACHINE to send it, along with a NOTE.
He crams the picture and the NOTE into the FAX MACHINE along the bottom front of the LAPTOP and types in a number, spots the search party coming down from the ridge and hurries back to the hiding spot.
CUT TO.
SCENE 4* INT. HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q. - NIGHT
FRANK SAMTON, a human with black hair and a leather jacket is watching a fax emerge from the FAX MACHINE. He takes it out and looks at it. There are two satellite pictures and a NOTE:
Saw posbl search party w. jeep just after took sat pics send help
SAM
coordinates 5894.89
FRANK jumps up and runs to a room with an old HAM RADIO and flips a switch.
FRANK (into radio)
Pete, how far are you from coordinates 5894 by 89.
PETE (over radio)
A couple miles. Why?
FRANK
We have an operative gathering intel out there and he spotted a Bowlhead search party. We need you to go out and find him, they may be mobile.
SCENE 5* INT. HOSPITAL - UNKNOWN (DREAM/FLASHBACK)
(Black-and-white scene)
Four MONKTILLIANS are rushing around SAM'S body, pale and lifeless.
NURSE 1
He's flatlining, use the defibrillator.
NURSE 2 throws the DOCTOR two hand slip-on defibrilators. He slips them on his palms and zaps SAM three times.
His pulse monitor begins beeping.
NURSE 3
We have a pulse.
SAM wakes up and gasps. He mumbles.
SAM
Wh- Where, who?!
SAM passes out again.
He is wheeled out of the room into a hallway, a sign above a doorway says:
Applied Cryogenics
FADE TO.
SCENE 6* EXT. CALIFORNIAN DESERT - NIGHT
Caption:
California Nuclear Desert
One Hour's Drive From New Los Angeles
August 26th
3:12 AM Universal Time Coordinated
SAM is still in the recessed area of the wall, he hears someone enter the cave. We ZOOM IN for a CLOSE UP on two reptilian feet as they walk across the cave slowly. We hear SAM scream followed by two silenced gunshots.
(beat)
Two MONKTILLIANS walk out of the cave, carrying SAM. A third MONKTILLIAN starts the jeep and they load SAM into the back of the vehicle.
FADE TO.
SCENE 7* EXT. TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
Caption:
Safehouse of the Toilet Offensive
Outside New Los Angeles
August 26th
4:27 AM Universal Time Coordinated
We are outside a small building just outside Los Angeles. It is a small, squat 2-floored building. There is a Monktilian GUARD slowly pacing back and forth in front of the building.
We see a tall human, crouching in a tree a few metres from the entrance, dressed in a full body stealth suit and holding a silenced SNIPER RIFLE.
Human (whispering into radio): I got him in my sights. Haven't seen any activity out here for about half an hour.
FRANK (over radio)
Execute.
HUMAN (whispering over radio)
Copy.
There are two other operatives. One behind a bush. Another in a tree. The tall human flashes the others a hand signal and raises his sniper rifle, targets the guard's head and fires. The guard falls to the ground dead. He jumps down out of the tree and removes his mask revealing that he is REY.
REY
Tom, you're gonna head up through the maintenance tunnels.
He points to a small grate in the ground.
REY (CONT'D)
Pete, me and you are gonna head up on the roof and try to locate Sam. Go!
They all head off to rescue SAM.
CUT TO.
SCENE 8* INT. TORTURE ROOM, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
SAM is strapped to a chair, unconscious. A MONKTILLIAN TORTURER walks up to him with a HAND TASER. He tasers SAM'S neck. SAM screams.
SAM
What the hell?
TORTURER
Hello, Sam.
SAM
What do you want?
TORTURER
I want to know everything about what your friends call "Operation: Silver Plunger".
SAM
I don't know what you're talking about.
The MAN tasers SAM'S neck again.
SAM
Dammit!
TORTURER
Now... about that plunger.
He smiles evilly.
FADE TO.
SCENE 9* INT. DUCTWORK, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
PETE and REY have split up. REY is in the DUCTWORK and is looking down at a small office. There is a GUARD in the OFFICE, operating a POCKET COMPUTER.
REY (into radio)
Pete, go.
PETE bursts through the door of the OFFICE and shoots the GUARD. The GUARD falls to the floor.
PETE walks up and grabs the GUARD'S POCKET COMPUTER. He inserts a small disk and downloads a few files. REY comes into the room through the duct and grabs the DISK.
REY
Have you seen a computer terminal?
PETE
Yeah, right down the hall.
PETE and REY run out the OFFICE door and down the hall.
INT. HALLWAY, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
They bump into a small MONKEY as they turn left. He looks at them for a second, then runs down the hall.
MONKEY
Intruder! Intruder in the base!
PETE spots the TERMINAL and runs for it. He reaches it and inserts the DISK and clicks OPEN.
On Computer:
Cannot Open. Windows 95 System Error 4633679586595
He clicks RUN DISK
On Computer:
Cannot Run Disk. Windows 95 System Error 48149562846123. Please consult page 594568451845 of your Windows Troubleshooting Handbook for more information.
He clicks OPEN again.
The loading bar is at 2%. After around 1 minute it jumps to 3%, then down to -42%.
PETE
Screw it, we're out of here!
PETE and REY run back into the office and, one after the other, they jump onto the desk and then up into the duct.
SCENE 10* INT. TORTURE ROOM, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
Safehouse of the Toilet Offensive
Outside Los Angeles
August 26th
4:52 AM Universal Time Coordinated
SAM is still strapped into the chair. He is bleeding from the back of his neck. The MONKTILLIAN TORTURER walks towards the door.
TORTURER
I'll be back. Don't worry.
SAM
I'm not.
PETE taps the HUMAN RESISTANCE SECRET KNOCK (The first two lines of "Puff The Magic Dragon") on the edge of the duct grate.
SAM
Guys?
PETE and REY climb out. And begin untying SAM.
REY (whispering)
Damn right. Tom just set off an alarm in the East Wing so all the guards'll be diverted there. What have they been doing to you?
SAM
Hand taser. Hurts like --
They hear footsteps at the door. The knob turns and a group of guards are standing there. REY and PETE draw their guns.
TORTURER
Guns down, boys. You just earned yourself a one-way ticket to hell.
PETE fires, hitting one of the guard's shields.
The TORTURER walks forward. Grabs PETE'S gun and REY shoots him in the chest. The spot where the bullet would have hit warps and the bullet goes through without harming him. He grabs REY'S gun and pushes it into REY'S stomach and fires. He puts PETE'S gun up to PETE'S head and fires.
SAM
NO!
TORTURER
Listen, man. I don't li--
FRANK'S voice comes over REY'S radio. REY is still alive, clutching his stomach in pain.
FRANK (over radio)
Guys? Guy's are you there?
REY (into radio)
Listen, Frank, Pete's dead. We need back--
The TORTURER shoots REY three times in the chest. He falls to the floor.
FRANK (over radio): Guys? Guys?!
CUT TO.
SCENE 11* INT. HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q. - DAWN
FRANK is sitting on a chair in the middle of the basement that serves as the HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q., he is holding on to the HAM RADIO in shock. He stands up, grabs two pistols off an end table, a bag of ammo next to a door and a flak jacket from under a couch. FRANK walks into a separate room. There are 3 HUMANS sitting around a table.
FRANK (CONT'D)
I just heard shots fired at the safehouse. They aren't radioing back. You ready, Quad?
QUAD is a tall, black human in a flight suit. He stands up.
QUAD
You bet, chopper's already prepped, ready to fly.
FRANK
Tim, Dave, you ready to go?
They both stand up.
TIM
Ready
DAVE
Let's go.
They run towards the door.
FADE OUT.
SCENE 12* INT. MAIN ROOM, TOILET OF DOOM H.Q.- NIGHT
Caption:
Secret Compound, British Columbia
August 26th
8:01 AM Universal Time Coordinated
The headquarters are partially underground, the walls are rocky and there are bridges coming out from the main platform over a deep chasm. HUNDREDS OF MINIONS, ranging from a quarter of a foot to twenty five feet tall, bow down in front of a GIANT TOILET, who stands/sits on a large dais.
TOILET (voice scrambled): This is the end. The end of our enemy and a fresh start for us! We will rain down hellfire upon them and flush them to a sewagey grave!
The minions rise up and cheer!
TOILET (CONT'D)
I wasn't finished!
The minions stop cheering and bow back down.
TOILET (CONT'D)
We will attack them in two days. In the early hours of the morning, when they least expect it. We will conquer their cities, utterly decimate their forces and lay waste to their pathetic city they call... Wichita. City
The TOILET notices a figure with a hood over it's head in the large crowd.
TOILET
You there, take off the cloak!
The figure rises up. He tosses his cloak to the side. His face is a cross between a monkey and a reptile.
TOILET
Our enemy stands before us, in our midst! Kill him!
The monkey-reptile pulls out a short dagger slashes the throats of two minions to his left and right. They grab their throats and fall to the floor.
He spins in a circle, dagger stretched out.
A few minions nearby, rush him, but he quickly sends them retreating minus a few limbs each.
One small minion takes him out with a long metal baseball slide.
He falls to the floor, but springs back up.
The small minion punches him in the stomach, then in the side of the face.
Another tiny mouse-like minion jumps onto his back. Two grab hold of his legs.
TOILET (CONT'D)
Make him suffer!
MINION 1
Sir!
The two carry him off to another room.
TOILET (CONT'D)
I see the enemy has already attempted to infiltrate us. Hmmm... We must expedite our plans. General Krogg, can you have our forces ready within 4 days?
KROGG is a seemingly dumb, yet cunning, 16-Foot high TROLL-LIKE creature. (The Toilet's Desaad)
KROGG
I am sure with a little... encouragement they could be ready in... a week, at the earliest. I'm sorry, m'lord we're just not prepared. We have yet to retrieve the ravenous monkey warriors of Indo-China and we barely have enough--
The TOILET has extended a long mechanical arm and is choking KROGG.
TOILET
You will have them ready--
KROGG (choked)
By Monday, of course, m'lord.
He releases him.
TOILET
You are all dismissed! Return to work!
The TOILET lowers down through the floor, still on his dais/elevator.
FADE OUT.
Act 2 coming soon!
T O I L E T
O F
D O O M
ACT I of VI
ACT I Finished 2/6/08
written
by
SuperMonkey
and
enterthemadness
Based on an idea by FunBobPants
in association with
E. Bison Rocks
lovesteppenwolf
and
D. Bison
Scene and Plot Revisions by
SuperMonkey
Earlier Drafts by
FunBobPants
SCENE 1* OPENING - We are in a dark open space. There are many silver-colored particles revolving around the centre of the screen. There is a bright flash, illuminating everything to reveal that the particles are water droplets and they are revolving around a toilet drain. Suspenseful music plays throughout.
THE NARRATOR
In the year 2012, one man, contracted by the Canadian military, activated a long dormant piece of alien technology. In the process, it gained super-human intelligence and powers. Now it is the year 4012 and it wants revenge for the atrocities committed against it. It is...
A medium tempo rock intro plays.
FEMALE SINGER
The Toooiiiiillet of Doom!
The flash dies down, the droplets disappear, the music fades out and we
FADE TO.
SCENE 2* EXT. ORBIT AROUND PLANET EARTH - SWINGING AROUND TO THE DAYSIDE
Caption:
Earth Orbit
August 26th, 4012 A.D.
2:45 AM Universal Time Coordinated
An OLD SPY SATELLITE circles the earth. It is thousands of years old and is missing a part of a solar panel. It has lain dormant for decades.
We briefly switch to a close up view of the screen of a laptop, on EARTH. Someone types a string of characters.
On Computer Screen:
CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>CONNECTING TO SATELLITE>>>>>>
The laptop beeps.
On Computer Screen:
CONNECTED TO SATELLITE
Back to ORBIT.
The SATELLITE fires one of it's THRUSTERS and moves over North America, it is barely recognisable. The areas surrounding Manhattan, Washington, Toronto and Dallas are grey. Much of the Gulf Coast is flooded, New Orleans, Tampa, Cape Canaveral and many other famous locations are under water, and the WESTERN UNITED STATES is entirely DESERT.
A tiny red light near the camera's lens flashes twice.
CUT TO.
SCENE 3* EXT. CALIFORNIA NUCLEAR DESERT, THE FORMER UNITED STATES - NIGHT
Caption:
California Nuclear Desert
August 26th
2:47 AM Universal Time Coordinated
We see three HUMANOID FIGURES walking across a ridge and then a startled HUMAN operating a laptop crosslegged on the DESERT. The HUMAN bolts up, grabs the laptop and hurries back to a small OUTCROPPING/CAVE.
HUMAN(whispering to self)
Dammit!
He ducks into a small inset area in the cave, and pulls an antique 21st Century .45 CALIBER PISTOL off of a hip holster and checks the clip, fully loaded. He flips off the safety and raises it, not ready to give up without a fight.
He thinks for a few seconds, then comes out of the hiding spot, grabs the laptop, prints off the satellite picture then uses a built in FAX MACHINE to send it, along with a NOTE.
He crams the picture and the NOTE into the FAX MACHINE along the bottom front of the LAPTOP and types in a number, spots the search party coming down from the ridge and hurries back to the hiding spot.
CUT TO.
SCENE 4* INT. HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q. - NIGHT
FRANK SAMTON, a human with black hair and a leather jacket is watching a fax emerge from the FAX MACHINE. He takes it out and looks at it. There are two satellite pictures and a NOTE:
Saw posbl search party w. jeep just after took sat pics send help
SAM
coordinates 5894.89
FRANK jumps up and runs to a room with an old HAM RADIO and flips a switch.
FRANK (into radio)
Pete, how far are you from coordinates 5894 by 89.
PETE (over radio)
A couple miles. Why?
FRANK
We have an operative gathering intel out there and he spotted a Bowlhead search party. We need you to go out and find him, they may be mobile.
SCENE 5* INT. HOSPITAL - UNKNOWN (DREAM/FLASHBACK)
(Black-and-white scene)
Four MONKTILLIANS are rushing around SAM'S body, pale and lifeless.
NURSE 1
He's flatlining, use the defibrillator.
NURSE 2 throws the DOCTOR two hand slip-on defibrilators. He slips them on his palms and zaps SAM three times.
His pulse monitor begins beeping.
NURSE 3
We have a pulse.
SAM wakes up and gasps. He mumbles.
SAM
Wh- Where, who?!
SAM passes out again.
He is wheeled out of the room into a hallway, a sign above a doorway says:
Applied Cryogenics
FADE TO.
SCENE 6* EXT. CALIFORNIAN DESERT - NIGHT
Caption:
California Nuclear Desert
One Hour's Drive From New Los Angeles
August 26th
3:12 AM Universal Time Coordinated
SAM is still in the recessed area of the wall, he hears someone enter the cave. We ZOOM IN for a CLOSE UP on two reptilian feet as they walk across the cave slowly. We hear SAM scream followed by two silenced gunshots.
(beat)
Two MONKTILLIANS walk out of the cave, carrying SAM. A third MONKTILLIAN starts the jeep and they load SAM into the back of the vehicle.
FADE TO.
SCENE 7* EXT. TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
Caption:
Safehouse of the Toilet Offensive
Outside New Los Angeles
August 26th
4:27 AM Universal Time Coordinated
We are outside a small building just outside Los Angeles. It is a small, squat 2-floored building. There is a Monktilian GUARD slowly pacing back and forth in front of the building.
We see a tall human, crouching in a tree a few metres from the entrance, dressed in a full body stealth suit and holding a silenced SNIPER RIFLE.
Human (whispering into radio): I got him in my sights. Haven't seen any activity out here for about half an hour.
FRANK (over radio)
Execute.
HUMAN (whispering over radio)
Copy.
There are two other operatives. One behind a bush. Another in a tree. The tall human flashes the others a hand signal and raises his sniper rifle, targets the guard's head and fires. The guard falls to the ground dead. He jumps down out of the tree and removes his mask revealing that he is REY.
REY
Tom, you're gonna head up through the maintenance tunnels.
He points to a small grate in the ground.
REY (CONT'D)
Pete, me and you are gonna head up on the roof and try to locate Sam. Go!
They all head off to rescue SAM.
CUT TO.
SCENE 8* INT. TORTURE ROOM, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
SAM is strapped to a chair, unconscious. A MONKTILLIAN TORTURER walks up to him with a HAND TASER. He tasers SAM'S neck. SAM screams.
SAM
What the hell?
TORTURER
Hello, Sam.
SAM
What do you want?
TORTURER
I want to know everything about what your friends call "Operation: Silver Plunger".
SAM
I don't know what you're talking about.
The MAN tasers SAM'S neck again.
SAM
Dammit!
TORTURER
Now... about that plunger.
He smiles evilly.
FADE TO.
SCENE 9* INT. DUCTWORK, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
PETE and REY have split up. REY is in the DUCTWORK and is looking down at a small office. There is a GUARD in the OFFICE, operating a POCKET COMPUTER.
REY (into radio)
Pete, go.
PETE bursts through the door of the OFFICE and shoots the GUARD. The GUARD falls to the floor.
PETE walks up and grabs the GUARD'S POCKET COMPUTER. He inserts a small disk and downloads a few files. REY comes into the room through the duct and grabs the DISK.
REY
Have you seen a computer terminal?
PETE
Yeah, right down the hall.
PETE and REY run out the OFFICE door and down the hall.
INT. HALLWAY, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
They bump into a small MONKEY as they turn left. He looks at them for a second, then runs down the hall.
MONKEY
Intruder! Intruder in the base!
PETE spots the TERMINAL and runs for it. He reaches it and inserts the DISK and clicks OPEN.
On Computer:
Cannot Open. Windows 95 System Error 4633679586595
He clicks RUN DISK
On Computer:
Cannot Run Disk. Windows 95 System Error 48149562846123. Please consult page 594568451845 of your Windows Troubleshooting Handbook for more information.
He clicks OPEN again.
The loading bar is at 2%. After around 1 minute it jumps to 3%, then down to -42%.
PETE
Screw it, we're out of here!
PETE and REY run back into the office and, one after the other, they jump onto the desk and then up into the duct.
SCENE 10* INT. TORTURE ROOM, TOILET ARMY SAFEHOUSE - NIGHT
Safehouse of the Toilet Offensive
Outside Los Angeles
August 26th
4:52 AM Universal Time Coordinated
SAM is still strapped into the chair. He is bleeding from the back of his neck. The MONKTILLIAN TORTURER walks towards the door.
TORTURER
I'll be back. Don't worry.
SAM
I'm not.
PETE taps the HUMAN RESISTANCE SECRET KNOCK (The first two lines of "Puff The Magic Dragon") on the edge of the duct grate.
SAM
Guys?
PETE and REY climb out. And begin untying SAM.
REY (whispering)
Damn right. Tom just set off an alarm in the East Wing so all the guards'll be diverted there. What have they been doing to you?
SAM
Hand taser. Hurts like --
They hear footsteps at the door. The knob turns and a group of guards are standing there. REY and PETE draw their guns.
TORTURER
Guns down, boys. You just earned yourself a one-way ticket to hell.
PETE fires, hitting one of the guard's shields.
The TORTURER walks forward. Grabs PETE'S gun and REY shoots him in the chest. The spot where the bullet would have hit warps and the bullet goes through without harming him. He grabs REY'S gun and pushes it into REY'S stomach and fires. He puts PETE'S gun up to PETE'S head and fires.
SAM
NO!
TORTURER
Listen, man. I don't li--
FRANK'S voice comes over REY'S radio. REY is still alive, clutching his stomach in pain.
FRANK (over radio)
Guys? Guy's are you there?
REY (into radio)
Listen, Frank, Pete's dead. We need back--
The TORTURER shoots REY three times in the chest. He falls to the floor.
FRANK (over radio): Guys? Guys?!
CUT TO.
SCENE 11* INT. HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q. - DAWN
FRANK is sitting on a chair in the middle of the basement that serves as the HUMAN RESISTANCE H.Q., he is holding on to the HAM RADIO in shock. He stands up, grabs two pistols off an end table, a bag of ammo next to a door and a flak jacket from under a couch. FRANK walks into a separate room. There are 3 HUMANS sitting around a table.
FRANK (CONT'D)
I just heard shots fired at the safehouse. They aren't radioing back. You ready, Quad?
QUAD is a tall, black human in a flight suit. He stands up.
QUAD
You bet, chopper's already prepped, ready to fly.
FRANK
Tim, Dave, you ready to go?
They both stand up.
TIM
Ready
DAVE
Let's go.
They run towards the door.
FADE OUT.
SCENE 12* INT. MAIN ROOM, TOILET OF DOOM H.Q.- NIGHT
Caption:
Secret Compound, British Columbia
August 26th
8:01 AM Universal Time Coordinated
The headquarters are partially underground, the walls are rocky and there are bridges coming out from the main platform over a deep chasm. HUNDREDS OF MINIONS, ranging from a quarter of a foot to twenty five feet tall, bow down in front of a GIANT TOILET, who stands/sits on a large dais.
TOILET (voice scrambled): This is the end. The end of our enemy and a fresh start for us! We will rain down hellfire upon them and flush them to a sewagey grave!
The minions rise up and cheer!
TOILET (CONT'D)
I wasn't finished!
The minions stop cheering and bow back down.
TOILET (CONT'D)
We will attack them in two days. In the early hours of the morning, when they least expect it. We will conquer their cities, utterly decimate their forces and lay waste to their pathetic city they call... Wichita. City
The TOILET notices a figure with a hood over it's head in the large crowd.
TOILET
You there, take off the cloak!
The figure rises up. He tosses his cloak to the side. His face is a cross between a monkey and a reptile.
TOILET
Our enemy stands before us, in our midst! Kill him!
The monkey-reptile pulls out a short dagger slashes the throats of two minions to his left and right. They grab their throats and fall to the floor.
He spins in a circle, dagger stretched out.
A few minions nearby, rush him, but he quickly sends them retreating minus a few limbs each.
One small minion takes him out with a long metal baseball slide.
He falls to the floor, but springs back up.
The small minion punches him in the stomach, then in the side of the face.
Another tiny mouse-like minion jumps onto his back. Two grab hold of his legs.
TOILET (CONT'D)
Make him suffer!
MINION 1
Sir!
The two carry him off to another room.
TOILET (CONT'D)
I see the enemy has already attempted to infiltrate us. Hmmm... We must expedite our plans. General Krogg, can you have our forces ready within 4 days?
KROGG is a seemingly dumb, yet cunning, 16-Foot high TROLL-LIKE creature. (The Toilet's Desaad)
KROGG
I am sure with a little... encouragement they could be ready in... a week, at the earliest. I'm sorry, m'lord we're just not prepared. We have yet to retrieve the ravenous monkey warriors of Indo-China and we barely have enough--
The TOILET has extended a long mechanical arm and is choking KROGG.
TOILET
You will have them ready--
KROGG (choked)
By Monday, of course, m'lord.
He releases him.
TOILET
You are all dismissed! Return to work!
The TOILET lowers down through the floor, still on his dais/elevator.
FADE OUT.
Act 2 coming soon!
