Tom Cruise is 45 today!

How can we compare a guy who likes boobs to Thomas Mapother?
 
And his goofy ass hasn't aged a bit. I hope I look that good at 45.
 
How can we compare a guy who likes boobs to Thomas Mapother?

Well, his first wife was Mimi Rogers.

MimiRogers.jpg

TomAndMimi.jpg
 
We need that animated gif of him standing on Oprah's couch, shocking the f**k out of her while he holds her hands. :up:

jag
 
In the immortal words of Tool: **** L Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones.
 
Your efforts are appreciated, rdh! :up:

jag
 
Whiskey Tango, you're my hero! :heart:

jag
 
Maybe his birthday present to us will be suicide. :up:

:yay:
 
Is it just me, or does his first wife look a little too much like him? :huh:
 
Nahhh. I just want him to get away from his handlers long enough to do something crazy in public again. :)

jag

Blowing his brains out on national television would count, right? :huh:

If so, I'm all for it. :up:
 

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