Tom Cruise = Completely Insane (Proof)

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  1. Batman333 Registered

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    "TOM CHEWS
    Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta
    after birth.

    Tom Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre
    mission..to eat his new baby's placenta. Cruise vowed
    he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie
    Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be
    "very nutritious".

    The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat
    the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very
    nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta
    right there." It is the latest in a series of
    increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the
    run-up to the birth.

    He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be
    delivered in total silence.

    The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiancŽe
    Katie was pregnant before she told him.

    And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex
    life, saying: "It's spectacular."

    The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power
    to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his
    own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself
    an ultrasound machine.

    Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of
    Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.

    The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron
    Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came
    to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.

    Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making
    a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone
    giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would
    be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is
    really about respecting the woman. It's not about her
    screaming.

    "And scientifically it is proven. Now there are
    medical research papers that say when a woman's giving
    birth everyone should be quiet."

    Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing
    for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly
    Hills home.

    He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes
    through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of
    becoming this fun game of learning."

    Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie
    had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".


    He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great
    relationship, where you have communication. It's an
    extension of that. If you're not in good communication
    with your partner, it sucks."

    Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife
    Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a
    meal out of his baby's placenta.

    Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home
    their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil
    and buried it in the garden.

    In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
    fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served
    it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.

    TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it
    "disagreeable".

    But placenta-eating is considered normal in some
    cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta
    lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal
    depression. "

    Source:
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html
     
  2. Batman333 Registered

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    By the way, Tom Cruise has some serious issues and it's not because of scientology...It's because he's insane.
     
  3. Sequential76 Registered

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    I hear McDonalds will be serving placentas soon.

    PHO PHREE!
     
  4. WeeZiTe Registered

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    That's obviously a joke. :confused:
     
  5. Galactus Devourer of Worlds

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    Are there any sane people in Hollywood?
     
  6. Mentok Registered

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    Old and fake... I am hungry now though :(
     
  7. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    But he became a Scientologist BECAUSE he's insane. And a repressed homosexual. And an electric dog.
     
  8. MaskedManJRK Registered

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    Christian Bale? :o
     
  9. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    How lame is Tom Cruise when even freakin' JOHN TRAVOLTA and his wife have realized that Scientology is totally insane mind-control bulls**t and have left the church? :rolleyes:
     
  10. Prognosticator Registered

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    Um, it has to do with Scientology AND the fact that he's insane. Let's give some equal credit here!
     
  11. Prognosticator Registered

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    Is that a rhetorical question? b/c if we're honest we'd all say 'no'.
     
  12. Prognosticator Registered

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    Where the 'f' did you here this? I haven't heard that at all... The only reason they might leave it is b/c Travolta wants to spend his tithing money on a new plane!
     
  13. TheSumOfGod Registered

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    I heard it on "Flash", the French-Canadian version of "Access Hollywood", essentially. They said that Travolta and his wife were leaving the church because one of their children is autistic, and according to the teachings of Scientology, children are born autistic as punishment, because they were bad persons in a past life. F***ing morons. :rolleyes:
     
  14. sinewave Registered

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    plus, i heard he has laser bones. sorry, i stole that from athf.
     
  15. britrogue Registered

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    I've noticed that Tom Cruise isn't that popular on this forum! LOL!
     
  16. War Lord Registered

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    1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.
     
  17. KingOfDreams Registered

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    Okay. I have heard that the placenta is nutritious but it's still bizzare to eat it. Tom is insane.
     
  18. I SEE SPIDEY Registered

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    I'm glad I'm not alone, even though some of these people are probably jumping on a bandwagon.
     
  19. Prognosticator Registered

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    Nice insider info then! Good for the Travolta's. I'd leave that cult if I were them too. I can't believe the [email protected]$ Scientology pushes for its hard core members. No offense (if that's possible) but its as bad if not worse than extreme Mormonism.
     
  20. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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    Dude I just ate before reading that . . . . . . . . . .I'll be back.
     
  21. Prognosticator Registered

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    His 'movies' are popular on here. Heck, he might even be popular if he kept to himself. There's nothing worse than celebrities ranting and raving about their rediculous lifestyles!! People on places like this want their majority voices to be heard.

    We're sick of celebrities acting like they rule the world and have EVERY answer to life's big questions! More important, when someone like Tom Cruise puts himself outthere looking like a complete jackass, with rants on Oprah and The Today Show, he deserves to be rediculed on here!
     
  22. deathshead2 Registered

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    I just hate him because of his bad movies except for that movie with Jamie Foxx.
     
  23. I SEE SPIDEY Registered

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    I pretty much agree with you.
     
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    It's weird...but placentas are nutricious
     
  25. deathshead2 Registered

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    :eek: I bet you eat them.Does it taste like chicken?
     

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