Tom Cruise is 45 today!

[Eros]

Yea, Tom Cruise, the biggest movie star of all time is 45 years old today!

 

[JP]

And his wife is 15!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

And his wife is 15!

Correction...you mean his beard who carried his scientifically created off spring is 15.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Annnnnd he's still ****ing crazy!

Scientology!:

 

[Eros]

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

HAIL XENU AND ALL THAT S**T

gets sued by the church of Scientology

 

[Eros]

You guys are only remembering the bad stuff.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Lol, happy b-day cruise.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Annnnnd he's still ****ing crazy!

Scientology!:

Amen.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Happy B-Day Mr. Cruise.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Tom's still a good guy. I don't really care for Scientology, but to each their own.

 

[SWAT]

I still like the dudes movies... But, he's completely lost his marbles, that's for sure.

Happy Birthday Mr. Cruise!

 

[Johnichi Chiba]

I wonder if that means he'll level up in that Science RPG club he's in. I heard John Trovolta got to Level 7 in like a week. That dude doesn't **** around when it comes to quests.

 

[Eros]

I still like the dudes movies... But, he's completely lost his marbles, that's for sure.

Happy Birthday Mr. Cruise!

Yea, its like the scientology sanity chip in his head broke during 2005. They get those chips after they get brainwashed, it helps to control their urges, which is brought about by thier intense new love of both Xenu and the religion. The brainwashing as you know causes them to lose their inhibitions, but the chip helps them Manage their now uncontrollable moods. Every scientologits get them, but if they malfuction, then it gets bad ala Tom cruise in 2005.

 

[DarthRekal]

let's do soem math here...

Today is Cruise's Bday



Today is Catman's Bday




Cruise = crazy scientologist


Catman = crazy breastologist




can Cruise=Catman????


Nah!

 

[Hobgoblin]

Another year older and a little bit crazier.

 

[bored]

His insanity is 20.

 

[Diamondhead]

Wow! He rather looks 31
So many people are lying about their age that it's rather difficult to pinpoint with accuracy
I think that Tom welling was about 30 as he plays a teenager in smallVille
Like Michael J fox and this karate kid “Ralph Magio” played teenagers thorough their career

I used to tell my little nephews that I was four thousands years old
At first they believed me but as they grew older they started to realize that I was lying.
It was so funny
I keep teasing them by telling them it’s because I’m an immortal lol

 

[Immortalfire]

let's do soem math here...

Today is Cruise's Bday



Today is Catman's Bday




Cruise = crazy scientologist


Catman = crazy breastologist




can Cruise=Catman????


Nah!

Definitely nah. Catman likes girls, and makes it more than known.

 

[JP]

Definitely nah. Catman likes girls, and makes it more than known.

lol

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Happy Birthday Maverick

 

[Darkly Dexter]

go scientology!

 

[Sassy1]

Wow I thought he was older for some reason

 

[Road Warrior]

let's do soem math here...

Today is Cruise's Bday



Today is Catman's Bday




Cruise = crazy scientologist


Catman = crazy breastologist




can Cruise=Catman????


Nah!

Maybe Tom Cruise joined the Hype to do some research on Iron Man and got hooked.

 

[Kmack]

He's still hot