Tom Hanks Peeing.

[Rocketman]

Not sure if anyone's aware of this shocking Hollywood revelation, but legend goes like this: Tom Hanks pisses in the movies that are considered his best films. In other words, he does not pee in The Ladykillers or The DaVinci Code.

But boy, he goes to town in:

Saving Private Ryan

The Green Mile - He has a urinary tract infection, and we see him try to pee (with pain) several times.

Cast Away - He pees near the palm trees, and:
BONUS: He poops, and is shy about it, and covers it with sand.

Apollo 13 - Tom Hanks pisses in space.

Forrest Gump - After 15 Dr. Peppers, he tells JFK he has to pee.

Road to Perdition

A League of Their Own - He pees for a full minute in front of ladies.

The Terminal

All of these movies feature Tom Hanks going Numero Uno.

Coincidence?

 

[Tron Bonne]

...Are you drunk?

 

[Secret Fawful]

 

[Rocketman]

It's for real. I even found an article that has three more movies I didn't mention.

http://sprocketink.com/11-movies-featuring-tom-hanks-peeing/

And another:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=47

 

[Tron Bonne]

Some dark steps afoot here.

 

[Rocketman]

What's the problem? It's a legitimate (and funny) observation.
It's not like I'm lying, and Tom Hanks doesn't pee in most of his movies.

Sheesh, lighten up. It's harmless.

 

[Tron Bonne]

Listen, I'm going to be honest here...but I really think there is something up in starting a thread about someone peeing even as a joke thread. Now, it's not like I'm against pee, peeing, or hell, even being peed on, but you need to step back and realize that you've created a thread observing a famous actor pissing on screen.

I don't know if that's really all that harmless or not. I'm just...not sure. A very gray area is being stained yellow here.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

amazing thread!

 

[Liam_H]

A thread about Tom Hanks peeing in movies is far more tame than some other threads in SHH, and this is true instead of being a joke. Obviously reading just the title of the thread is gonna cause some people to do a double take. But beyond saying that's an amusing coincidence I can't really add anymore to this topic.

 

[Wolfwood]

Pissing is funny and most everyone loves Tom Hanks, it's a winning combination.

 

[Tron Bonne]

Well, I'm sure there's a fetish site out there somewhere for it...

 

[darkseid26]

Reminds me of this video

http://vimeo.com/13114364

 

[Tron Bonne]

Good God, the internet. The internet.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Listen, I'm going to be honest here...but I really think there is something up in starting a thread about someone peeing even as a joke thread. Now, it's like I'm against pee, peeing, or hell, even being peed on, but you need to step back and realize that you've created a thread observing a famous actor pissing on screen.

I don't know if that's really all that harmless or not. I'm just...not sure. A very gray area is being stained yellow here.

This. Post. Made. Me. Pee.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Thread of the day.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Rocketman]

Hahaha, see? Tron Bonne is being a party pooper.

Or should I say... Party Pee-er?

Spoiler

Holy crap, what do you call a person who pees? A peer? That can't be right.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

This thread is awesome.

But he doesn't piss in Big

 

[Tron Bonne]

I believe you've said all you need to say for us to know.

 

[PWN3R]

Nic Cage's receding hair to film success ratio might also have something to do with Tom Hanks' piss to quality movie ratio. Someone press the inception button.

 

[Rocketman]

A thread about Tom Hanks peeing in movies is far more tame than some other threads in SHH, and this is true instead of being a joke. Obviously reading just the title of the thread is gonna cause some people to do a double take. But beyond saying that's an amusing coincidence I can't really add anymore to this topic.

Thank you. I completely agree.

 

[Rocketman]

I believe you've said all you need to say for us to know.

Dude, what's the deal?
Go play in another thread while we have fun. We're not hurting you, are we?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Nic Cage's receding hair to film success ratio might also have something to do with Tom Hanks' piss to quality movie ratio. Someone press the inception button.

You do it. Here you go.
http://inception.davepedu.com/

 

[SuperBatman]

LOL The Thread title made me crack up when I saw it.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I thought it was a movie title when I first saw it.