The movie needs to be taken more seriously. I hate the whole tone of the Daily Bugle/JJJ, it's a circus of nothing but comedy-relief. How are you going to take the villains seriously, when a bunch of goofy clowns are naming them? Peter Parker/Spidey should be the only ones spewing the witty banter, not JJJ. JJJ should be a blood serious and angry character, but Simmons, like so many of the actors in Spider-Man, his talents are wasted because the script caters mostly to little kids. I really think Spider-Man himself should have been written like Tony Stark of the
Iron Man movies, I like his various tone of humor.
I want the films setup in a tone where you can easily do a storyline like "Kraven's Last Hunt" or a really good action thriller with a character like Carnage or The Lizard. The way these films are setup, people laugh at you when you mention doing a story with a serial killer, or a guy who commits suicide in a Spider-Man movie. These are not elements that I made up, because I want Spider-Man films to be cool, dark and more adult-oriented, these are elements from the comics that can never be used, because Sony and Marvel see Spider-Man as their Hannah Montana.
"We must not upset the parents or write something that kids don't understand"--therefore everything gets watered-down.
I say that you can capture every element of Spider-Man's comics, even if the movies geared towards older teens/adults. I also believe you can make great Spider-Man films with non-A-List villains (SHOCKER comes to mind), if the tone was geared towards the 'Lord of the Rings' and 'The Bourne' movie audience. Which both of their latest films were PG-13 like Spider-Man, but you sure as hell wouldn't know that by watching them. And I don't have to tell you how many CHILDREN love
Lord of the Rings or do I?
It's a damn shame that even Harry Potter can show evil villains throughout their films, villains that look like they're friends of Satan. Yet, we get a Green Goblin who looks like a Power Ranger villain and a Doctor Octopus who wants to do a good thing by the end of the movie.
I don't know what's it going to take, a new director, finding the right writer, waiting until Disney take the franchise over after Spider-Man 6 and giving Spidey back to Marvel--with a whole new cast and creative team. I don't know what the hell it's going to take, but I don't have much time, I won't be on this good Earth much longer...so hurry the hell up.