Twilight: The MMO

[DarkestHero]

http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/


So.

You guys excited?

 

[William_C]

How is it that Twilight gets one, yet my Harry Potter wizarding war mmorpg has yet to come to fruition?

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Emo kids everywhere rejoice...or do whatever Emo kids do when you're happy.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Servers full of anti social teenage girls who think they are pretend vampires.
It's a peedophiles paradise.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Superhero broke.

 

[Timstuff]

Anything to keep Twilight fans indoors and out of sight is fine by me.

 

[GL1]

Dang... all that sparkling is going to kill someone's video card...

 

[Jason1911]

With the other millions of great ideas out there they pick twilight.. Shame
I would like to see a Harry Potter MMO as well!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Haha, awesome. Now women will have an MMO to act as a black hole for their time, too.

 

[Rail]

A Twilight MMO? That makes me laugh and be sick at the same time.

 

[Fading]

My knowledge of Twillight is next to 0 by choice, other than the usual stuff like sparkling vampires, and creepy love stories. So from an outsiders pov I've been wracking my brain wondering WTF you would even do in an MMO based on Twilight. Then it hit me...I can see it now -

Quest Giver - "Hello young vampire. As you know, we sparkle in the sunlight. However to truely shine you must fetch some things for me. Go to the gap and bring me 10 pink *****e T-shirts."

Quest Giver - "Our land is in peril. Single twilight reading girls and guys are being mocked. Please, go beat up 10 cheer leaders and bring me their pom-poms."

Suddenly it all fits, and I worry even more about the mental stability of those who follow this series like a fat kid....and....and something sweet or something.

 

[SuperAl]

sparkle attack!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Good Lord

 

[raul0592]

It's not a big news .

 

[Astrø]

http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/


So.

You guys excited?

Wow. Vegetarian vampires get their own game? Finnaly I can hang out with my emo friends and suck the water out of celery sticks, but wait! I can do it all online while leveling my Gay-pire skills. Fail.

 

[Astrø]

Emo kids everywhere rejoice...or do whatever Emo kids do when you're happy.

Buhahaha! Thats awesome. I fell out of my chair when I read that. I think they try to be happy from cutting their rists...yet that causes pain so they never reach happniess...so its a failing cycle. Cutting of the wrists=Happiness? Fail.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Will they be able to raid Bella's womb?

 

[Astrø]

*Your Wrist-Cutting level is in 55 now! You can now use rusted razors on your wrists*

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I'm going to buy a thousand copies.

 

[Astrø]

I'm going to buy a thousand copies.

Why...why are you alive...*sighs*...what a waste.

 

[JackBauer]

How is it that Twilight gets one, yet my Harry Potter wizarding war mmorpg has yet to come to fruition?

Screw Harry Potter! The Firefly/Serenity MMO dies, but we get this?!

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Why...why are you alive...*sighs*...what a waste.

I can't get enough Twilight. I have Edward Cullen and Bella on my wall. I can't wait to do loot raids while sparkling.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

Wow. Vegetarian vampires get their own game? Finnaly I can hang out with my emo friends and suck the water out of celery sticks, but wait! I can do it all online while leveling my Gay-pire skills. Fail.

Wait, what?

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

They don't drink human blood iirc.